Holy shit Mark does that mean One of Us is a finalist??
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 March 2013 12:15 (eleven years ago) link
that's, uh, not a caption
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 March 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
Six rounds. Nine lives. You do the math."Submitted by T0m L30nard, Berkeley, Calif.
― Mark G, Monday, 18 March 2013 12:23 (eleven years ago) link
Is that one of us? Because it is not me.
― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
You gotta agree, we all loved the idea of "transparency in business" – until "business" was on the rise.
― Tuomas, Monday, 18 March 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/thomas.c.leonard
I don't think this is an ILXor, or is he?
― Tuomas, Monday, 18 March 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
He's a dirty rotten caption-stealing cheat.
― emil.y, Monday, 18 March 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
did i say rounds or bullets? Either way twas hardly worldwide unique. So he v likely came up wi'th himself and wont be reading this. But if you are, tom, i hope you die roaring you dirty bollocks.
― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 13:08 (eleven years ago) link
i'd like to propose that we just assume that thomas c leonard is a lurker and stole it and deserves to die. YOU DESERVE TO DIE THOMAS C LEONARD
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 18 March 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
Well i didnt wanna say but obv
― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
EVIDENCE
"Don't be stupid kid. Nine lives, six shots, you do the maths"― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, March 4, 2013 9:42 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink^ good one― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, March 4, 2013 9:44 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkNine lives, six shots, you do the mathleave it at that and that's the winner imo― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, March 4, 2013 9:45 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkHa i fuckin knew the maths would need yankeed― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, March 4, 2013 9:47 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, March 4, 2013 9:42 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^ good one
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, March 4, 2013 9:44 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Nine lives, six shots, you do the math
leave it at that and that's the winner imo
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, March 4, 2013 9:45 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ha i fuckin knew the maths would need yankeed
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, March 4, 2013 9:47 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 18 March 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
THOMAS C LEONARD changed the commas to periods, that's it!
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 18 March 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
Thomas C Leonard - "you will regret this"
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 18 March 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
Aw c'mon. I know they're identical and all, but Tom Leonard's answer was actually much better than dmac's imo.
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Monday, 18 March 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
"you will regret this"
obviously i say that as a friend
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 18 March 2013 13:37 (eleven years ago) link
"So... are we doing this?"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 18 March 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
(dude swapped them around, also. Still, moving on...)
― Mark G, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
"One more margin call like this..."
― s.clover, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
"Even as tail risk scenarios go, this is a doozy."
"Well, if you're so sure, you tell him what a naked short position really means."
― s.clover, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
"We need to discuss the budget."
― Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 18 March 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
"No, you listen Cassandra. The Central Risk office says we're fully covered."
― s.clover, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
"This is quite an unanticipated exposure to market conditions."
"And that is how I really came to be known as the London Whale."
"Now that the board has fully bought in, we can take the Emperor clothing line to the people."
― Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 18 March 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
"You're just not modeling them right. These are bespoke products."
― s.clover, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
"We can't *all* have the four of diamonds!"
― Mark G, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
Ya i think the emperor avenue shall be fruitful lets send it to the lurkers for finishing
― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
"I mean, really - what are the odds that we'd ALL mis-read a department-wide email about "naked shorting and tradeable assets"?"
― Walter Galt, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
I posted a winning caption sometime back that i didn't submit. Great minds etc. This isn't rocket science, it's TEH NWE YROKRE
"Well SOMEONE is going to have to go get coffee."
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
"we must rebut this perception that we're motivated by naked greed. think, people, think!"
― don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
"i think i see the a/c unit arriving."
― don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
"no seriously you guys the tip is totally touching the ground"
― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
"i wish once we could work late without taking half our time up with this eternal prada or armani debate."
― don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
Deep down, Clemence was still deeply uneasy with women in the boardroom.
― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
"When I stand like this it looks like I'm peeing ants."
― Øystein, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Please, Rachel, you really must stop chewing on that pencil."
― Øystein, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
"well folks we've all seen the figures, and there's no point in dressing them up."
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
^ awes, tom is gonna shit himself when he sees that one
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
― don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster)
this, tho
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
"haha. boobs."
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
i've met tom leonard and i've never heard him be so clever in real life.
― wmlynch, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Im not that funny irl either, devise another proof
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
"And now we will fork their repos with our massive dongles"
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
loooool
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
"As you can see on page 3, Lysol now accounts for 23% of our yearly budget."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
"Those fucking suppliers really left us holding our dicks on this one."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
"Is this is breast we can do? Um, best. Sorry, I'm a little dicktracted. Um, distracted. Fuck me."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
"This fellow Tom Leonard will pay dearly for his transgressions."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
"Team, Chatroulette is falling on tough times in this economy."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link