Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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'Much obliged, ma'am' *tips hat*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:36 (twenty years ago) link

"...urge?"

― gazuga (gazuga), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:21 (twenty years ago) link

"...and I'll form THE HEAD!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:05 (twenty years ago) link

Name my penguin!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 July 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

"AND PLIÉ!!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

"I am spending the summer in the States; my wife is not. Draw the conclusion that best reflects my moral character."

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

"SHORYUKEN!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

I liked Archel's best (does the concept of children 'getting down' from the dinner table exist outside of middle class English families?)

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

http://electricsound.sevcom.com/bv.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

"Grandpa!"

drugs. no..not crack..stuff you do/would do/have done

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 25 July 2003 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

I liked Archel's best (does the concept of children 'getting down' from the dinner table exist outside of middle class English families?)
-- N. (nickdastoo...), July 24th, 2003.

No, I don't think it does. My 3 year old now says "Can I scwape?" (ie, scrape her plate into the bin). I think she got it from daycare.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 25 July 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

"TAKE ME OUT!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"BABARRRRRR!!!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

"MENTOS!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"Agh, we missed a spot on the ceiling"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"EXCELSIOR!!!!"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"Classic or Dud?"

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"BROWN BUNNY!!!!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not funny, that's soul scarringly horrifying. (And then it's funny.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"GALLO!"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

yep. I'm gay.

― T-roy, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"SKEET SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

high five!

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"HI DERE"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"LOCK THREAD"

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jut!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Precisely.

― Hans Kluger, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"Snitchin' is bitchin!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"I tested positive today!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ew what's that tiny thing scrambling up your leg? ... Oh. Sorry."

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

(in Wiggles voice)
"Hot potato, hot potato!"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"GRANDPA!! YOUR TURN!!"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, all kinds of Wiggles lyrics might be appropriate here. For example:

'Ahoy there, me hearties!'

'Weee! This is fun!'

And it even occurs to me, Trayce, that it might be fun to have The Wiggles as a soundtrack to the act itself.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

XENOMORPH!!! OH, ZENOMOOOOOOOO-O-O-OOOORPHHH!!!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"So THAT'S where the remote control is"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"And now I can switch you back from blow to suck with it!"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jut!"

Carve that on something.

Posting to ILX while simultaneously watching cartoons: classic.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

now I have images of teh ssexing to the strains of:

'fruit salad
yummy yummy' in my head, closely followed by

'mashed banana, mashed banana', which morphs into

'bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs,
bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs'

and that's when I stab myself in the eye with a fork.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

My work here is done.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Or,
"my work here is done"

Har!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:50 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'm Lovin' It!"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"You Deserve A Breaking Off Today"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'm George Bush, and I approve of this orgasm"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"YOU'VE BEEN SNIPPED"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"WHERE IS THE OTHER RUSSIAN PLANE YOU BASTARDS!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

"I JUST SAVED A LOAD ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO."

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"AFLAC!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"do me in the ass"

obv

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

GIMME GANGSTA DAWG GIMME GANGSTA!!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"That orgasm was a little pitchy, dawg; I'm just not feelin' it."

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

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