DEAR TOM BRADY

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hahaha WE WILL ALL BE UNVACANT BY 2008

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

lol geddit?

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ew ew ew I hate me

horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

tom brady is a predator ship

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

if you were talkin about the chick with the expressive eyebrows in the victoria's secret catalog ...
man, i've got to say, i was born about 20 years too late because if they had victoria's secret commercials on tv when i was 14.... well, never mind.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

why you need the commercials on the tv, they send like 7 catalogs per day to my house. i mean i imagine everyone gets hundreds of them every year, do you not?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i did not when i was 14 i can tell you that.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

also, they stopped arriving in the mail when i moved which was a week after me and the girl i was dating split last year. the irony is not lost on me.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

man even victoria's secret is out to get you in this ex gf situation, that ain't right

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i decided two weeks ago that that girl and towga no longer have any sway over me so screw them and screw victoria's secret too.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that is the spirit, move up in the world to http://www.agentprovocateur.com/

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

hot girls are so hot. fuck.

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I have visions of Brady spawn exploding from Moynahan and Bundchen's stomachs llike something out of the Alien.

leavethecapital, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

wait. it that kate moss doing AP ads?

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to get the purple iteration of the nikita set since i have it in every other color they've offered but $140 just for the bra??! it was like $20 less last time i bought it.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that is kate moss

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DO YOU THINK LELIE IS GOING TO SHAPE UP INTO A NO. 1 RECEIVER?

Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

GET BACK ON TOPIC

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Personal records
Highest single-game quarterback rating: 148.3 (at Indianapolis, October 21, 2001)
Highest single-season quarterback rating: 92.6 (2004-2005 season)
Highest career quarterback rating against a team: Atlanta Falcons (140.4)
Lowest impregnation total, season (minimum 2 lays): 12 (2001, 2003, 2006)
Highest impregnation total, season (minumum 2 lays): 14 (2002, 2004, 2005)

brownie, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Access to the URL: http://www.agentprovocateur.com/ has been denied.

(Your request was denied because of its content categorization: Swimwear/Lingerie/Nudity, Fashion/Beauty.)

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

it's all that and MORE

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

one more hour to go.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

no beauty at work ;_;

ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

OBVIOUSLY THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

u_u

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys you're all making my job seem way more awesome cos i can look at all of this white girls naked.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

almost on cue, towga gchats me. NOT GONNA WORK LADY.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

STAY STRONG KEVIN!

horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

pfft, she's 2,200 miles away from me i think i'll survive.
i'm making a sucker out of myself over someone but it sure isn't her.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally would you like to trade jobs??

Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

sure!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

what do you do?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ally should just post screen caps of her monitor.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but isn't flickr blocked for you too?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, what does BILL BELLICHEK think about thsi?

David R., Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

he's too busy nailing other people's wives to give a shit.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't imagine he cares one way or another?

horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Kevin, I'd take your job too from the sounds of it!

I am a (fake) technical writer at s3m1-c0nduct0rbius company. But more like a glorified data entry person.

Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

alright i will do it! :D

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

semi-condoctor morbius???

ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Belichick is behind all of this.

brownie, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

leee, my younger sister is a technical writer, she writes software manuals. her first job out of college 10 years ago had a higher entry salary than me and my older sister were making combined. although, granted i was f'ing really poor back then.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

7 out of 10 morbii were actually bill belichick

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DO YOU THINK LELIE IS GOING TO SHAPE UP INTO A NO. 1 RECEIVER?

Leee on Friday, March 9, 2007 2:54 AM (21 minutes ago)


training camp for the niners should be pretty funny this year - "and lelie burns lewis on a deep post... but he DROPS THE BALL!!"

so in conclusion no and also fuk u

cankles, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Ya but I'm not actually doing technical writing! Writing documentation for software applications sounds dreamy, to be honest.

Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

# post this thread last hour > # of post rest of last month

jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally what is your employ? I'm thinking I should've asked before I committed o well.

Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i am in advertising

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

So, wait - if CK's right about Kraft's BONER FOR MORALITY, does that mean TB & BB are gonzo?!?!??

David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link

kudos

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

i really want to see brady get at least one more super bowl ring before retirement

at least either ed reed or randy moss will definitely get their first one

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

reasons to go on, yes.

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

Dimon said Tom Brady, the New England Patriots football player who has passed Joe Montana for the most National Football League playoff wins by a quarterback, called to cheer him up after the loss.

“I owe him a lot,” Dimon said without specifying when the call took place. “At first I thought it was a friend of mine pulling a prank. I thought it was Lloyd Blankfein,” he said, referring to the CEO of Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (GS)

― iatee, Tuesday, January 22, 2013 5:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did not need to know this

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzbMP7pLRkA

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://i.minus.com/i74ZJ1CJydgMj.gif

乒乓, Monday, 14 October 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link

aw

lag∞n, Monday, 14 October 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

and that was before brady tried to throw the game away. i wonder what the story is.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 October 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

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