Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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i don't think this thread is about "male feminists."

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I like a bit of feminism

(/Ali G)

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.kellerverkauf.de/epost/imagesha/LICH.jpg

LICHES BEFORE BITCHES

― sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

jaymc if it wasn't it would be called Captain-Sex-A-Cyber-Ho, duh!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

but i don't read this as men who stick up for women's rights, i read it as men who stick up for individual women -- perhaps in unsavory ways, and perhaps when they don't even need to be stuck up for.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

but who knows. i didn't respond to this thread for a long time because i couldn't figure out what it was about, either.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

you make it sound like sorta a bad thing

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck sticking up for people. i think i'm just gonna stick up people.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck batman and robin, i'm robbin' with a bat, man.

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

the answer is hstence because Tuomas is part woman anyway; he's just bonding.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link

the definition of captain save-a-ho that i'm familiar with is a guy who's attracted to crazy women, partly for sex but also because he just really likes to help.

― dan (dan), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Kenan!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:50 (eighteen years ago) link

In that case it's probably me.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Kenan

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

a lot of people

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

are the biggest

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

kenan

― ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link

so you guys are saying tokyo rosemary's crazy? i wouldn't say that.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

tokyo rosemary is one of the least crazy people on ilx!

― ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

she does have an abnormal knitting fetish though.

― ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

the definition of captain save-a-ho that i'm familiar with is a guy who's attracted to crazy women, partly for sex but also because he just really likes to help.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i was still working with the "springs to chixor's defense" theory. but i think that definition is perhaps better.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah by the capn save a crazy def i can't see anyone really approaching tuomas

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm more like a guy who's attracted to women, for sex.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

1. captain save a cyber ho - some poor loser who thinks that by e-defending a slut whom he's never met in real life will win her over and reward him with free sex if they ever meet (which they won't)

― sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:47 (eighteen years ago) link

ahh i was sort of right

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah fuck that, i'd rather just fuck. fuck the defending bullshit.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:03 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:05 (eighteen years ago) link

It seems like he's campaigning for the title, yes.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

wait what???

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you think M4nde3 would bone me?

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

you guys are def. confusing male feminists with male horndogs

beneath the male feminist often lies the male horndog

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link

ain't nothin' beneath this horndog!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i think we're all forgetting something....

jess

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:02 (eighteen years ago) link

jess has had sex?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think Jess has ever defended anybody.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the theory behind Cap'n Save A Ho allows for the possibility that the Captain hasn't in fact had sex, but merely pines for it, the pining manifesting itself in awkward stabs at chivalry.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

except P1tchfork, these days

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the theory behind Cap'n Save A Ho allows for the possibility that the Captain hasn't in fact had sex, but merely pines for it, the pining manifesting itself in awkward stabs at chivalry.

another point for it not being me, then.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think Jess has ever defended anybody.

Don't forget about Tripe.

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:25 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, but you forget i have actually had sex with ethan

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/v2/news/0904/02/1/images/0.jpg

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

not great sex, but nonetheless

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

hi jess!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

hi! that was just an experiment! i guess i was un-banned at some point. i suspect i will be re-banned soonish.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link

only if you try to have sex with me.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:40 (eighteen years ago) link

(Is Jess female?)

-- Momus (nic...), May 1st, 2003 11:42 PM.

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only my undertaker knows for sure
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:44 PM.

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wait JESS is a woman? I thought all of you LAFFED at me when i told my story of thinking jess was a woman named jessICA back on the "wish happy birthday to jess" thread earlier this year ?
and now everyone is treating jess as a female? WTF? is there a mangina here???????????????

-- Vic (Iodine99...), May 1st, 2003 11:45 PM.

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Based on nothing:

Round 1 results:
kate over ally
jess over felicity

Round 2
POO: kate v jess

-- Roman (caff...), May 1st, 2003 11:47 PM.

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best thread evah
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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JESS over FELICITY? what kind of crazy world do you live in?
-- di smith (lucylure...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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based on vic's info:
The hottest chick on the board is JESS!
BOHICA (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!)

-- Roman (caff...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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fear the gaping mouth of my demon vagina
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:51 PM.

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish you noise types no ill will.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

it's true, you haven't maligned us in print anytime recently that i'm aware of.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

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there is a jesse who posts on ilx who is a dude. a gay dude. there is also another jesse who posts as gypsy mothra.

― jaymc, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

what are their shoe sizes

― fies, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/andybubblez/misogynynoki.jpg

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1452-1145115872.jpg

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1452-1144881954.jpg

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

this sux http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tArx6JFc0zA

― jaxon, Friday, 22 February 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

HECTOR THA HO PROTECTOR

― cankles, Friday, 22 February 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

omg they just used the phrase 'captain save a ho' in the chris rock movie i think i love my wifre

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

From last year?

Broccoli Dog RIP

― David R., Sunday, 30 March 2008 06:37 (sixteen years ago) link

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