Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

if i had had the chance to attend i so would've yelled a B&R line at him

man I remember my housemate bringing home the script of this movie (she was doing editing for it) and the many roflz it provided. I never actually saw the finished film tho.

"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

not even scientifically accurate:(

xp: Leatherheads badly needs some of these Mr Freeze lines

all these lines remind me of the 30 rock "ITS SO GREAT WE CAN WRITE WHILE WERE ON COKE" bit

Clooney as Bats is such horrible horrible miscasting.

clooney as freeze, arnold as bats.

"I'm Baaatmaaan! Arrrrrggg!!" (Does bonkers eye thing)

exactly what brilliant skills are needed for a "good" Batman, fanboys?

SOME folx can write on coke, or the original SNL wouldn't have been so much fucking funnier than Tina Fey.

watching the youtube clip of "highlights" i realized i had totally forgotten about the BATMAN CREDIT CARD

"Never leave the cave without it"

SOME folx can write on coke, or the original SNL wouldn't have been so much fucking funnier than Tina Fey.

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, March 28, 2008 4:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

lol u old

snl funniness levels vary minutely. the rest is nostalgia

thread of the year

taxi driver was written on coke

"Ice to see you!"

definitely "ice to see you" cause mcbain says it too

"you're not taking ME to ze COOLER" was is still a hilarious stoned catchphrase amongst my friends for about a year after this film came out.

man Akiva Goldsman has so much to answer for

Won an Oscar for A Beautiful Mind, too.

YOU HAVE ELEVEN MINUTES TO THAW A BIRD?

"Ice to see you, to see you..."
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41646000/jpg/_41646672_bruce.jpg
"ICE!!!"

"Follow the numbers, Batman, for they are the harbingers of your doom."

Hey the thaw a bird vote is going to be split, you have two thaw a bird options!

snl funniness levels vary minutely. the rest is nostalgia

lol, repeat often: Radner/Aykroyd vs Nealon/Meadows

meadows >>>> aykroyd

Gilda Radner's cool but it's not like she's the GOAT

Meadows was pretty funny in Walk Hard

snl's best era is whenever you were 12 years old

^ the new cash sitta

I gotta say - I got the first season of SNL DVDs as a gift (totally unasked for, I might add) and was watching them and uh, the lolz are pretty few and far between. Chevy Chase is actually consistently the funniest. If anything makes watching it worthwhile, its the musical performances.

yer right, Canadian, it was best when it wasn't on the air yet and Aykroyd was at Second City

(Shakey, the 2nd season is better)

snl's best era is whenever you were 12 years old

-- s1ocki, Friday, March 28, 2008 6:47 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^

yeah s1ocki otm

actually funniest thing in the first season is Paul Simon beating Connie Hawkins in one-on-one

I'm sorry but I think Kevin Nealon is way funnier than Gilda Radner.

Although now that I think about it I probably mean Doug from Weeds Kevin Nealon rather than SNL Kevin Nealon.

morbs, does 30 Rock register on your hate scale?

I've never seen 30 Rock.

we are not talking about post-SNL movies, stoner idiots.

also what kind of hippie parents let kids stay up til 1 a.m.? No wonder you think bad Batman movies are comedy gold.

Paul Simon beating Connie Hawkins in one-on-one

This was the first SNL I watched.

12-year-old kids, I mean

who mentioned SNL movies?

first SNL I saw was when I was 12-13 and it was re-runs shown during the day

i grew up w/my dad sitting me down to watch the chevy chase/steve martin best ofs

xp: ok nickalish said Weeds, non-SNL project.

I get it, whatever original-cast SNL archives you watched when you were 12 was the best.

(and yes, SCTV was better)

also what kind of hippie parents let kids stay up til 1 a.m.?

It's midnight central time. Also, the first SNL I remember watching all the way through was with my parents on NYE 1988 (I was 9), which was mildly embarrassing since it contained the infamous "nude beach" sketch with Matthew Broderick.

I did started watching it regularly at age 12, though. Kids in 7th grade would definitely talk about SNL skits on the bus or in homeroom on Monday morning.

stop it you dumbshits

lol

i remember when magic johnson was first diagnosed w HIV when i was in fourth grade, all the kids on the bus talked about that a lot

saturday ice live

Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.

http://www.metal-rules.com/zine/images/stories/interviews/CelticFrost/1143737384.jpg

http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/interest-rates/stevens-chills-out-on-cash-rate-cut/news-story/58b1e73eeb2a4a5c21e1c9927ee77ee4

can this guy come back and go on a rampage please? our nation turns its melting eyes to freeze.

cool party robbed

awesome spread of votes though

get well soon!

Get to the doctah!

arnold being 70 just seems... wrong somehow

When I was young, my brother and I spent like ten minutes trying to figure out the pun in that "laundry service" line

this was kind of wild, i found about this during a checkup with my cardiologist. pretty cool to hear it was non-invasive surgery (rather than the chest-cracking one i endured at 10 months of age). maybe if i have to get surgery again i can get the Arnold version