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jody that is easily one of the 10 greatest things anyone's ever said on ilx

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:51 (twenty years ago) link

I thought this thread was going to be about what food you cook in order to entice someone into the fucking.

As did I, but I am content to let you post it first.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

in my mother fucking cafeteria I downed some wet cuntilicious teriyaki chicken. I also had a hot cum all over her tits coffee. Also, there was some fucking pussy scratching noodles and a glass of cold, shit eating cum licking coke and orange fucking crush

it was delicious

― sunjammerr, Saturday, 3 April 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

*blink*

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 April 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago) link

i am making a fucking afghan dish that i can't pronounce or remember how to spell. it starts with a "q" and involves lamb, rice and a buncha other shit forced to absorb the spice mixture via a pressure cooker.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 April 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago) link

too much?

― sunjammer, Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not really fuckin' hungry. It's not you, it's me. Must be the cigarettes

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

i am not really fuckin hungry. but i am really fuckin drunk. i wish i could fuckin smoke in this house.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:41 (twenty years ago) link

I think I'm gonna fucking leave this motherfucking internet cafe (which I'm at since my goddamned office card-key doesn't motherfucking work any goddamned more) and walk my ass up to the Pike Brewery and have some of those nachos, which no shit are fucking awesome.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 4 April 2004 03:43 (twenty years ago) link

I had a fucking pb&j sandwich on fucking whole wheat bread, plus a fucking small navel orange, all washed down with fucking water.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:46 (twenty years ago) link

Dee? I'm shocked!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago) link

By candlelight, I had a stick of fuckengruven pepperoni, dog-fart-vintage cheddar, some near-death leftover brown rice and washed it down with some bad ass Heineken. Tomorrow, I will have more of same.

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 4 April 2004 05:17 (twenty years ago) link

Fucking leg of lamb and goddamn mini pizzas.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:44 (twenty years ago) link

dry fucking mini wheats and a block of fucking cheese

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago) link

a big old fucking chicken sandwich and french fucking fries

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

Spicy chicken, bitch!

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:56 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha!

rosemary ham, emmentaler cheese, and basil on ciabatta bread

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

sorry, i forgot to curse

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

fuckin' Lean Cuisine, motherfucker

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago) link

A fucked-ass chicken is roasting right asslicking now. I'll motherfucking have it with shitty brown rice and a cheap ass (but fucking good!) beer.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 April 2004 03:00 (twenty years ago) link

I haven't had my fucking dinner. I really need to get some.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 5 April 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago) link

fuckin pizza & pretzels.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 5 April 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago) link

Fucking salmon waldorf salad, fucking curried pototoes au gratin, baby fucking lima beans. Clos du bois, motherfucker

― Skottie, Monday, 5 April 2004 04:12 (twenty years ago) link

FUCKING FOOD BAR

― DMTina (DMTina), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:07 (twenty years ago) link

That roasted chicken was unclefuckin' fine.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:08 (twenty years ago) link

I just ate a fucking apple and drank my roommates fucking Hornsby Draft Cider. Later I will drink more fucking beer thats not mine.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:16 (twenty years ago) link

Lamb and pecan fucking risotto, and more fucking cheese pizza (I went on a pizza dough ruckus, made a lot of fucking dough and the fucking sauce goes a long fucking way).

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 5 April 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

I had fake sausage rolls again + chips in brown shit bread roll. Then I had the same again. Sister had tantrum because her poisonous shit steak was fucking manky stringy shit BITCH!
Mum looks like mutton piss off. No power of the Irn Bru so suck that CHA!

― zenome kistachion, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

early fucking dinner tonight: warm pisslicking italian salad with shiteating bresaola, vomgurgling fresh basil, and grilled-ass chicken. yum!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

MOTHERFUCKING THAI CHICKEN SANDWICH

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

nine months pass...
omg late fucking dinners these days, yesterday it was a piece of beautiful fucking ruddy pink antelope sausage (shot by my mom, it should be noted) simmered in some negra fucking modelo, with a side of spinach and fucking corn mixed up with a lot of salt and some curry powder. today it was a tuna salad that actually kind of sucked (limp fucking celery) and some carrots and zucchini sauteed in olive oil with a little dill. and a negra modelo.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 07:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Fucking unbelievable Shrimp Creole with fucking mashed potatos and fucking bomb-ass collard greens from Comfort Bistro in Jersey City, all for about $11, bitches.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 07:44 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...
Cajun Catfish, baked potato, salad.

― On the bass, 57 7th, he wrote this (calstars), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

fried chicken motherfuckers

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Sandwich: fresh mozzarella, clover sprouts, tomato, hummus, dry basil, black pepper on wheat. Baby carrots.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link

carne asada burrito

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link

where is teh CURSING

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I made jook/congee by total fucking accident. I was shooting for some nice comforting chicken and rice soup with SE Asian flavors, turned my back, and when I came back it was goddamn porridge! Tasty, too.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Fettucini alfredo (my very late lunch) and then fifteen minutes later had a Hawaiian Chicken sandwich from Backyard Burgers and a wonderful chocolate shake.

― Ian Riese-Moraine's all but an ark-lark! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:19 (eighteen years ago) link

grande burrito from la salsa motherfuckers.

― The Pinup Girls of YANK (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Nachos and an Anchor Steam

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 2 June 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

stir fried tofu, onions and broccoli, followed by cheese and crackers.

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

it's fucking make your own pizza night in this house. (so it had pepperoni, mushrooms, and feta cheese.)

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Tortilla fucking soup with huge goatstroking chunks of fresh avocado. And a goddamn salad. With pine nuts and hearts of fucking palm, cunts.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

A couple week-old, piece-of-shit artichokes, and some beer. Maybe I'll thaw some bread and have a damn sandwich also. I hate to waste food. (And I had a fucking Mexican buffet at lunch.)

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link

A fecking bowl of homemade chicken farking soup, with farming crackers and a flickin' beer.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I'll pop some fucking corn.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, just shit in my mouth if I didn't eat a cum-gargling spinach salad with tomato and home-made garlic croutons, followed by a slice of home-made olive, onion, and garlic pizza, washed down with cheap fruity malt liquor, you goddam cuntrag whorelickers.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't eaten a goddamned thing. Go fuck yourself.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 2 June 2005 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

My wife made us pork-chops, but the real kicker was the Strawberry Rhubarb pie we made together afterwards with some rhubarb a guy at work gave me. Oh damn it's so good!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 2 June 2005 05:57 (eighteen years ago) link

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you're living well

― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

graves is in bordeaux

― nakhchivan, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

Dizzy Rascal cover of green fields of france

― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

Autocorrect to dizzy fyi don't start

― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

Local spinach salad with swanton strawberries, nettle meadow kunik, walnuts, double-vinaigrette, multi-grain roll, 21st amendment hell or high watermelon

― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link

graves is in bordeaux

― nakhchivan, Monday, May 16, 2016 12:20 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'll claim semillotic error - i'm used to saying white burgundy because, like most, i'm more used to drinking it

― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link

you're living well

― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, May 16, 2016 10:15 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when being fed by family or out of town, at least

― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 04:23 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

Gilbert & George’s fucking dinner last night

― Madchen, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 07:19 (six years ago) link

I’m no Koogs, but I’m still quite impressed with my memory for ancient threads.

― Madchen, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 08:29 (six years ago) link


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