If only Jesus had had a Facebook account
― Neil S, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
You can do whatever you want with your privates, facebookers are taking the Love God challenge wide and public.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
just in case
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― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
btw, this pledge by Jesus would seem to leave the apostle Peter out of heaven, because Peter denied his Lord three times when his faith was most severely tested, but how then to explain that Peter is the rock on which Jesus chose to build his church?
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
Everyone who goes to church going to hell lol
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
...No shame!
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
I keep trying but I can't copy and paste those words. I guess I'm going to hell.
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
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― lana's always crying, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
Words to live by, because they achieve such wonderful results.
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
it's interesting to see how many of these life advice macros basically boil down to "be an asshole"
― Moodles, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
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― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
The one about what? THE ONE ABOUT WHAT??!?!?
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
exactly
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
wtf who whispers jokes directly into someone's ears?
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
boil down to "be an asshole"
it's just that being thoughtful, helpful, kind and compassionate takes social skill that a lot of people lack, but being an asshole is within everyone's reach.
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
...the dog that climbed inside another dog through it's ear
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
"The One About"
something about this makes me ill at ease
― caek, Friday, 15 March 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
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― C: (crüt), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
Haha I like it. I imagine that is exactly the type of joke a dog would craft.
― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
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successify.net
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
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― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
son i knew you were gay before you did, owned
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
LOL
― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
I Love My Gay Son When He Picks Up The Groceries!
― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
PPS I've been listening in on your phone conversations since you were ten. Deal.
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
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― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
"I overheard your phone conversation with Mike and I want you know that I've performed many of those acts on your mother and we wondered if you two would like to come to a key party with us next Saturday."
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
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― CharlieS, Saturday, 16 March 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― Raymond Cummings, Saturday, 16 March 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link
...OR THEY ALL GET IT
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link
fuc siblings
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
"I have 2 of your siblings, and am in talks to acquire 3 more."
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
you can have mine for a pittance
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:26 (eleven years ago) link
some of these seem just designed to throw people into a panic of clicking in case something bad is about to happen
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
If I don't post within three seconds, does that mean I don't have a brother anymore?
:-(
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
Although in truth we never really got on so well maybe its for the best
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gK8J5RK.jpg
― Cunga, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
the disney princess way of saying 'wake up, sheeple!"
― Cunga, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
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― karl lagerlout (suzy), Sunday, 17 March 2013 12:55 (eleven years ago) link
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― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
advices
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
DB BYB FYH LOL RTB BP
― Mordy, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
lol Mordy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
"remember to breath"
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
simple advices for you my friends, remember to breath
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
use terrible fonts
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
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― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
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― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link