why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

lmao at party, some rando is like
can I make your girl smile?
and I'm like uhhh
OPPORTUNITY!
dude does magic trick or something lame
and she laughs
and now we're in divorce court

You don't understand! His Girl Smile is the name of his dog!

that DOCTOR was really a LADY

The smile is coming from inside the house!

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/735102_458026057599553_173793763_n.jpg

man, Sagat is getting testy in his old age

Funk dat

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100317153955/streetfighter/images/8/8f/Th_sagat_laugh.gif http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100317153955/streetfighter/images/8/8f/Th_sagat_laugh.gif http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100317153955/streetfighter/images/8/8f/Th_sagat_laugh.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pvtybPpk1r2zkkuo1_500.jpg

thanks 4 the exclusive look into the worldview of an abusive boyfriend; defriend

also v poor punctuation

Some people believe saying reactionary things is just a phase you go through during high school.

Fuck em.

A girls biggest mistake is laughing at something said by anyone else than her man.

           Oh, sir, she smiled, no doubt, 
Whene'er I passed her; but who passed without
Much the same smile? This grew; I gave commands; 
Then all smiles stopped together.

makes me picture this stressed out dude playing goalie on his gf and trying to swat away all smile-getting attempts

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/426528_362840593820266_1151921074_n.jpg

Breathing.

OTM

Dim your sparkle

NEVER:
-- say never
-- break the chain
-- never gonna give you up

never

say goodbyyyyyyeeee

*raises lighter*

you think she's kidding but she really is raising a lighter

I totally am

i kind of imagine vg just walking around with lighter raised throughout her daily life

I am also singing the rest of the song now

xpost aw that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said, thanx mookie

NEVER
- Make readable graphics
- Use a proper font
- Put your text in the middle of the picture

-Surrender

Onimo so glad you posted that, i nearly forgot to breath.

breathe, even

(pushes through the crowd)

Stand back! I know artificial respiration!

(sees Adam, breathing away like gangbusters. walks away muttering)

Never forget to maintain your eyebrows on your face.

I dont mean trimming them or anything, i just mean locate them in the correct vertical area.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bmfa8jLw1rublfmo1_500.jpg

I don't often defriend people, even if I don't really know them as I run a club night and it's good to let people know about shows, but fuck anyone coming if they're gonna post this shit...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/535562_506488729403321_2142237761_n.jpg

would be a good pr move for Britain if that were true.

that actually sounds great

grover norquist baby

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559908_451005254981711_2071695780_n.jpg

we have achieved the singularity

looks like starbucks

http://i.imgur.com/VHLAPEU.png

otm

Raised fist not the first gesture I wd associate with white power tbh

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/625515_4665418595864_1969144597_n.jpg

like a festive font salad

its true, drunken assholes would never tell anyone who isn't one of their best friends to drink themselves into the hospital

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559908_451005254981711_2071695780_n.jpg

And I bet you're
going to tell me it's ironic
only one of these
ooks like a Northern Soul patch.

White Power merit badge really could use a bit of sprucing up.

Wow whoever made that is a racist AND a mind-reader!

lololol

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/230365_512416398789111_1747285656_n.jpg

outstanding blackmail

Hang on, you're hedging your bets a bit by copying and pasting that on here, no?