same way he managed to hire an entire office of models
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
how do we know its only been a month
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
It was also the time period where Hannah's OCD symptoms slowly surfaced.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
it is p genius that this scene comes after a scene in which new girlfriend explicitly lists what she will and will not tolerate in bed
― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, March 12, 2013 11:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
clever writing too that he didnt break any of her rules
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 March 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
but i had to go back and check, haw
http://www.theonion.com/articles/next-episode-of-girls-to-feature-lena-dunham-shitt,31661/
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 March 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
is there anything on this show dissimilar from true crimes ppl have posted about here from their lives?
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 March 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, March 13, 2013 8:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well i never
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
tbh!!!
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 March 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
that "cumshot" seemed...very realistic
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 March 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
i know right. all I could think was 'hmm well that's a tv first if ever I saw one' lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
someone needs to update http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hbo#Network_slogans
with - 2013 - "It's HBO (now with realistic cumshots)."
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
Some silly clickbait from Foreign Policy:
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2013/03/13/the_geopolitics_of_girls
― popeyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
One of the new dumb-asses at what used to be the Onion did a pretty fucking awful misogynist bit o' funny about Girls. I'm not linking.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
it's about ten inches up the thread
― popeyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
that turn of phrase made me lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
it is but one modest dildo away
― popeyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
I am pleased that I missed it in this thread. It's vile, and I will defend the Onion no more forever.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
idk I thought the onion thing was pretty fucking funny
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
Also thought the same wrt the cumshot. I was like wait, is that real!?
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
cumshot technology has come so far
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, what's unfunny and, dare I ask, misogynist about the Onion thing?
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
wasnt there some HBO or Showtime drama a few years ago that had an IRL handjob with IRL jizz and everyone was reporting on it
― îron swanson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ irl jizz
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
I don't have HBO. Should I just do an irl gis?
― how's life, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tell_Me_You_Love_Me
― îron swanson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
google search 'irl jizz on hbo or showtime'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
oh thanks my current search for girls c on t's wasn't bringing up anything germane to the discussion.
― how's life, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
hahah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
dadgum jizzbos
― the craziest half-court shots and wildest WAGs (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
We didn't see the actual shot though, just a rear-view pre-shot and an aftermath.
― nickn, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
aftermath good enough for me for right now, thx
"Previously on HBO Pornhub"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, March 14, 2013 2:56 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
feel like this possibly could have been defensible if omg lena denham's naked body wasn't already the one-line played out bio of the show/bate for emmy sketches, but since it's a weird & kinda disturbingly focused on topic this is just piling on. it really sucks to see the onion really suck.
― schlump, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
lol that FP article was so stupid why did i read the whole thing through the tiny greyed-out gap between the bottom of the monitor and the "sign into fp with facebook" popup
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
"the onion should go back to what they do best, making fun of the handicapped and the poor, and leave lena dunham alone"
― îron swanson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not defending the article, i'm just saying that this is a funny place to draw your line w/r/t the publication that ran "Bottom 10 percent of last year's graduating class ready to take on Saddam"
― îron swanson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
and
http://www.theonion.com/articles/clinton-deploys-very-special-forces-to-iraq,645/
― îron swanson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
actually, I take that back 100%. where people draw their lines is their business.
― îron swanson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
sexism is bad iirc
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
"kinda disturbingly focused on topic"
SO disturbing that people joke about Dunham being naked all the time on the show when she's naked/semi-naked in like 90% of the episodes.
― circa1916, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
"look at us until you see us" iirc. if she were skinny no one would focus on it in the same way. doi.
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, March 14, 2013 3:10 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― îron swanson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
ty
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
maybe the onion bit wades a little carelessly into already fraught waters, but otoh it seemed to me a pretty funny send up of the cult of personality around LD and the show.
― ryan, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
you can't have it both ways though, and say 'this show will fall outside the norm because x y and z' and then be surprised that 'everyone is talking about x y and z.' i mean, of course they are! you made the choice to do those things, which are not typical things.
― s.clover, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
I just read it more about the ridiculousness of the show in general and how often she finds herself in situations that just sort of don't really happen irl or at least not to that extreme or with that kind of frequency. The body stuff is annoying and often sexist, sure, but I'm not so certain it wouldn't be commented on if she were thin. Obviously it wouldn't be done in the same way but you can't have someone be naked for a large percentage of a show, often in situations where you wouldn't necessarily see someone naked, and not expect it to be a topic of conversation to some extent.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
wonder if it would be controversial for one of the conventionally beautiful characters like marnie to be shown taking a whizz in the middle of nowhere
― 乒乓, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
probably not. ppl expect conventionally beautiful ppl to urinate wherever they want but our culture wants to push unattractive ppl back into the water closet.
― Mordy, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link