I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

prefer vagina

― слабоумие и отвага (cozen), Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imperative mood

― слабоумие и отвага (cozen), Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from the origins of the faux-naif blog voice thread:

i feel like ilx is always in danger of succumbing to this tone

― Mordy, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Totally!

― Creames Fartpoop, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i leave work, there's no pope. 40 minutes later, there's a pope. what a world!

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, March 13, 2013 2:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mTUdpylg544/UKt3drZ9H4I/AAAAAAAABVo/DV-EOVuVyY4/s1600/what+a+country.jpg

i'm sure whoever is chosen will be great
― k3vin k., Wednesday, March 13, 2013 2:32 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for me to pope on
― k3vin k., Wednesday, March 13, 2013 2:33 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

lol kev

rip alex chilton

somebody let kathryn know that she doesnt get to be pope

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, March 13, 2013 3:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

maybe they could get her up on the dais, but a pope hat on her and hand her some flowers, and then all the cardinals pull the string that drops the bucket of lambs blood on her

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, March 13, 2013 3:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pope Dad From TV's "Alf"

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, March 13, 2013 12:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sioux city is pretty to look at for sure. I also had one of the most painful dental experiences of my life there so I may be biased

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, March 14, 2013 5:00 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you should sioux the dentist

― veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, March 14, 2013 5:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:D

sequined Uggs, why??

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, March 14, 2013 1:02 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So many teenagers have them. SO MANY TEENAGERS.

― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, March 14, 2013 1:14 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or, not even sequinned but glitter-ified?

― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, March 14, 2013 1:14 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i saw a girl in beat-up sequined uggs...her feet had worn down the soles so much that they were angled inwards & the uggs rubbed together when she walked
whole lotta NAGL

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 14, 2013 1:31 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tribal identification marks are not about looking good, but maknig yourself visible to your tribe

― Aimless, Thursday, March 14, 2013 1:35 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one of uggs

― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, March 14, 2013 1:46 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao @ sioux the dentist

haaaaaaaaarblllllllll

I thought it was pretty clear that they had plenty of money, more than 12K, but weren't going to spend it. The idea was that they might shell out a few hundred for Hildy, leave and then never come back with the lawyer or whatever.

And it seems clear that Candie would probably have just sold Hildy to King if he had approached him in a similar fashion but using the story that he wanted a "pleasure girl" that spoke German, and that King's whole mandingo plan was unnecessary but he thought he had to play it that way.

But I

― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, March 15, 2013 1:28 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But I like to post before I finish writing.

― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, March 15, 2013 1:29 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18gw0zg0xka4qjpg/xlarge.jpg

I mean he is a Will Ferrell character isn't he?

"Okay, Mr. President, today we're going to learn about light and shad---"

"Dogs. I want to paint dogs. Like, fifty of 'em..."

― pplains, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 7:42 PM (3 days ago)

was idly looking for craigslist hilarity and um

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/muc/3688589175.html

Black drummer wanted for rock band (Twin Cities)

Rock and roll band with great songs and lots of connections in the music business seeks black drummer to rock the world...

Message with contact phone number.

Thanks.

― goole, Monday, March 18, 2013 4:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

leave Prince alone goole

― his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, March 18, 2013 4:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Black drummer wanted 4 rock band (2win cities)
(picture of an eye) need U 2 rock the World

― Three Word Username, Monday, March 18, 2013 4:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like to think of Biden as the Chewie of the Obama administration.

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, March 16, 2012 3:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm
eric holder is lobot

I like puns. When well done.

― Jeff, Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Even better when they're rare.

― nickn, Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha

Psychic puns are medium rare.

*throws shoe*

*throws vg's other shoe*

i honestly am still not 100% sure who jessica biel is or what she has been in or what she looks like

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:36 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she's known for the wb

― 乒乓, Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:38 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she was in stealth

― balls, Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:39 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she's known for not being the actress you think she is when you hear her name

(in my experience, anyway)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:39 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she played lt. kara wade in stealth

― balls, Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:40 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or, actually, better (and blindingly obvious) example: "Cry Me a River" got so big in part because people thought "holy shit, this is about Britney Spears." it's a good song, but if you're a pop artist the difference between a good song and a classic song is often decided by stuff like that.

― katherine, Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:40 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sam shepard played capt. george cummings in stealth, does that help lex?

― balls, Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:41 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ah, In On The Kiltmaker, MacKaye's return to his Scottish folk roots.

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB) wrote this at 2013-03-21 10:15:37.338

awesome!

i honestly am still not 100% sure who jessica biel is or what she has been in or what she looks like

I'm not even 60% sure what she looks like and don't have a clue on the others

The 40% that you know - is it her butt?

can't believe all these companies are making so much money of clouds, tbh, you can get free clouds just condense some water droplets in the atmosphere

― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 22:38 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've looked at clouds that way...

― Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 2:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*blushes*

― mimosa pudica (clouds), Thursday, March 21, 2013 8:47 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here u go everyone life changing infos http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004754/

she's from ely??

lol why do I still keep a subconscious tally of every celebrity of MN roots

peer group tracking

Noel Gallagher
Billy Corgan
Yngwie Malmsteen

― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, March 21, 2013 11:25 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

World's worst G3 touring lineup.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, March 21, 2013 11:26 AM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i hope everyone involved sues everyone else involved until all the companies go bankrupt and their vcs go bankrupt and the banks that funded anyone go bankrupt and then a cleansing fire comes and burns babylon, burns it clean.

― s.clover, Thursday, March 21, 2013 5:24 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe he is one of those very short term memory dudes who forgot he let you in front and then just saw you cut in line and has to twitter everything like that dude in memento or he'll forget, except instead of writing down what happened the only thing he twitters is "unfucking-believable" about 50x a day.

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, March 21, 2013 4:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or.. maybe he is a giant ass

― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, March 21, 2013 4:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude don't spoil memento

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, March 21, 2013 4:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the movie that Seth McFarlane was born to make, but only because Seth McFarlane was born a talentless asshole.

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, March 22, 2013 11:27 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

while we're at it, i'll add self-professed "grammar nazis"

― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, March 14, 2013 11:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I support the views of National Socialism, but only within the specific arena of grammar"

― multi instru mentat list (Jon Lewis), Thursday, March 14, 2013 11:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like those guys who say they're republican just because they want limited government

ppl who pronounce wimbledon as WIMBLETON

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:55 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is truly disgusting

― Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 March 2013 22:05 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they are simpledons

― Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 March 2013 22:05 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I must add that Esteban Buttiérrez is the best user name in ages

ppl who pronounce wimbledon as WIMBLETON

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:55 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol I do that, whatevs I grew up on a farm I've already risen above my station, bite me uk

Untergrount, overgrount
Wombling free
The Wombles of Wimbleton
Common are we
Making goot use
of the things that we find
Things that the everytay
folks leave behint

<3

xpst m@tt - you're still a savage but I'll walk it back and say that you're not disgusting <3

Gotta get some [matzah] tomorrow. My Catholic in-laws (with whom we are staying for another week and a half) will be very confused.

― quincie, Sunday, March 24, 2013 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait till they hear what it's made with

― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, March 24, 2013 10:35 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Referring to Reality Bites:

--

i didn't realize/care enough back in 1994, but i just realized that this movie was set in Houston. this movie would have been much improved if the Geto Boys had shown up and re-enacted one of their songs (maybe "mind of a lunatic") using the characters as their victims.

― pancakes and sizzurp (Eisbaer), Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:29 AM (8 hours ago)

woah reality bites was set in houston??? so weird