LOL @ CNN

god if only

all excited for nowt

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hahaha i looked up and saw rick sanchez and thought "money says sarge is bumping lol @ cnn right now"

hahaha!

politicalticker: Sources: Locke likely to be new Commerce Secretary nominee - http://tinyurl.com/dfggr5

FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

Dear Twitter,

OMG, I love you. No, seriously: I LOVE YOU. You have enriched my life in more ways than I can count, and in a manner I can’t quite fully express. You’ve made CNN’s 3pm time slot a multidimensional, multi-platform, multi-emotional experience, and that is something that enriches us all. You have made me a better anchor and a better man. I will never stop loving you.

Yours,
R
@ricksanchezcnn

**********

Mr. Sanchez,

I’m not quite sure how to say this…but you’re making me very uncomfortable. That letter you sent me last week was…disturbing. (I returned the lock of hair; I hope you’ve received it by now. Please don’t ever do that again.) Maybe you should think about extending your circle of friends? I heard Facebook is looking to meet people…you guys might really hit it off.

Twitter

sanchez just said "okay... let's look at this... we've got a myspace coming in" and the camera does a 360 pan-around to someone's myspace comment ^____^

WE'VE GOT A MYSPACE COMING IN

actual lol here

i love that "news" videos they post all day don't even have voice-overs or explanations anymore or even news pegs. This "LOL WE SENT A CAMERA CREW TO JAPAN TO SHOW PEOPLE EATING OUT OF THE FUCKING SHITTER" video is straight up next level Idiocracy "Ow My Balls" viewing material

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/03/06/vo.china.toilet.restaurant.cnn

"Heh heh... toilet."

god. why?

they are interviewing someone from the las vegas tourism commission (or something) about how business are canceling conferences in vegas at a high rate and the anchor - dunno who the hell this is btw, some woman with orange hair - asked the guy "what is causing this? the economy??" and the guy was like "uh, yeah"

oh kyra no

You know how weird it is to see that at the deli, walk back to the office, and then pick up a thread talking about what I just saw?

Sound was down and the captions were up so I still have no idea how 30 homes got damage from ice that Lake Michigan threw at it.

(^^ Really bad sentence, that second one. Sorry.)

Sound was down and the captions were up so I still have no idea how 30 homes got damage from ice that Lake Michigan threw at it.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 1:47 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark

well, let me tell you - they were on the beach, and the wind blew all the ice in off the lake. also, the anchors' transparent disappointment that no one was dead or injured was hilarious

I love that CNN still covers all the space shuttle launches live. So few people think about them when they happen, but CNN still treats them with the wonder they deserve.

"Motherfuckers we are going into fucking SPACE today!!"

"These guys should get the Nobel Prize for evil."

who said that

i must admit i saw it ON cnn but it was not delivered by a cnn anchor so its appropriateness for this thread is quesitonable

its ok, stop questioning yourself so much

not everyone is your ex-gf or the rev

cnn suffrage

"Gal who shot rapist dad freed after 18 years"

really? 'gal'?

I love that CNN still covers all the space shuttle launches live. So few people think about them when they happen, but CNN still treats them with the wonder they deserve.

"Motherfuckers we are going into fucking SPACE today!!"

― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, March 15, 2009 5:05 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

me:lou dobbs
me: did a story about that ghostnet thing
sarge:?
me:for like 5 mins had the chyron
me:YOU'VE GOT COMMIES
sarge:omg
me:thereafter shortened to GOT COMMIES
Sent at 6:16 PM on Monday
me:the ghostnet is basically a kinda scary virus that originated in china that's capable of manipulating a computer and *turning on its audio/visual components* so that someone can monitor what's happening in the room
sarge:he's such an abomination that guy
me:yeah no defending him
sarge:i luv the idea of him going home and sneaking around his living room
sarge:like reading a cnn fax behind his couch
sarge:lest ghostnet be watching
me:lol
me:i love the idea of him reading a cnn fax at home
me:like he's got this giant prelapsarian fax machine that takes up two rooms and its how he gets his news every morning
sarge:haha exactly
sarge:calls up his boss
sarge:DOES MY FAX MACHINE HAVE A WEB CAM?
sarge:lou it's 5:30 am
Sent at 6:20 PM on Monday
me:whispering: *anderson does it have a microphone??*
me:*anderson rick sanchez told me my fax house could get ghostnet!! rich sanchez wouldn't lie to me i follow him on tweeter!!*
Sent at 6:22 PM on Monday
sarge:"for some reason lou hasn't stopped wearing sunglasses since the ghostnet story. it's been three weeks already"
me:lol

omg yall hahahaaaaa

sarge:DOES MY FAX MACHINE HAVE A WEB CAM?
sarge:lou it's 5:30 am

(CNN) – Republicans are sharply criticizing the Iowa Supreme Court ruling Friday that reverses the state's 11-year-old ban on same-sex marriage.

Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney:

"I believe marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman and the definition of marriage should be left to the people and not to activist courts."

Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee (via Twitter):

"Iowa Sup. Court dec. to allow same sex marriage is disappointing. All Iowans should have a say in this matter, not legislative judges … must fight to preserve family and amend the Constitution of the United States to define marriage as one man and one woman."

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford:

Joel Sawyer, a spokesman for Sanford, did not react to the Iowa ruling specifically, but said the governor is "against same-sex marriage." Sawyer pointed out that "South Carolina passed a same-sex marriage ban last year, and the governor was supportive of it."

Alaska governor Sarah Palin:

Bill McAllister, a spokesman for Palin, said that as of this morning, "we haven't discussed it." Palin has said she opposes defining marriage as anything but between a man and a woman.

PIRATES SEEKING PIRATE BACKUP

"There are risks associated with all methods of news gathering and communication," said CNN's own prolific Twitter scribe Rick Sanchez, who added that Twitter's advantages "outweigh the types of minor annoyances we've seen recently."

lol @ cnn

(CNN) -- Rapid-fire TV news bulletins or getting updates via social-networking tools such as Twitter could numb our sense of morality and make us indifferent to human suffering, scientists say.

CNN: Part of the Problem

yall rick has an important question

ricksanchezcnn also, if ur butt is too big for the seat, should u be kicked off plane?
about 3 hours ago from web

ricksanchezcnn also, if ur butt is too big for the seat, should u be kicked off plane?
about 3 hours ago from web

ricksanchezcnn also, if ur butt is too big for the seat, should u be kicked off plane?
about 3 hours ago from web

ricksanchezcnn also, if ur butt is too big for the seat, should u be kicked off plane?
about 3 hours ago from web

"Joan Rivers: I stand behind Hitler comment"

http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/06/18/legalize-pot-why-not-legalize-being-a-loser/

my understanding is that being a loser is, in fact, legal

a fact i take advantage of daily

http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/sect/blogs/ac360/header/header_right.jpg
you put your weeeeeeeed in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPY7b35vF4

Articles/people like that make me wanna smoke ridic weedz and I don't even like the stuff. Occasionally it's good but mostly it just fucks me up in all the wrong ways-- I don't take to most substances very well. In conclusion LOL @ CNN.

lol @ legalizing being a loser

10 year old anderson cooper goes to studio 54 with a bunch of people including michael jackson

chyron--WHAT KILLED MICHAEL JACKSON?

"Let's go to Sanjay Gupta, reporting live from a jungle for some reason."

hahahahahahaaaaaaa

this ad is on every single page of cnn.com and EVERY SINGLE TIME my mind is like "whoa wtf with the guy with panties on his face..."

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also O RLY

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"she made a claim that people were attacking her son Trig-- which-- Iv'e never heard anyone do that have you...?" -coop