quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread

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"the black turbocharged Volvo...with a remote starter!" is really where the lols began to set in, imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

u can travel all u want as long as u buy carbon offsets

乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

how much are asshole offsets

Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

and just in case you missed it the firt time, once more with feeling: I’m lucky, obviously; not everyone gets a windfall from a tech start-up sale.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

"show of hands: who here has an internet windfall"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

You should figure out how to stop living in a house, and instead jet around the world with your girlfriend, selling companies from your laptop. It's pretty sweet.

schwantz, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

I gave an old lute I haven't played in years to a friend. This is fun. Now I'm almost done, and it is really true that less is more.

pshh, she'd never see u if u had no lute.

Hunt3r, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

step 1: find beautiful lady
step 2: ?
step 3: success + tiny house

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

loooooooool hunt3r

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

Members of every socioeconomic bracket can and do deluge themselves with products.

not sure you totally understand socioeconomics :(

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

HALP I AM DROWNING IN LUTES

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/92KbgfX.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

so minimalist i even sold all my colors

乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

A compulsive entrepreneur, I worked all the time and started new companies from an office that fit in my solar backpack.

乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

my solar backpack.

乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

my solar backpack.

乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

finally i told olga, i don't need the burden of a girl all the time, it's more efficient to rent one when i really need one. do svidaniya.

Hunt3r, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

this guy had it all and he gave it up to live in a hip loft

iatee, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

now its just me and my fleshlight under this bridge starting companies

lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

my solar fleshlight

乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

bragging about not having any CDs comes across pretty weird to anyone under 30

iatee, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

bragging about solar backpacks comes across as loool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

I realized I needed to downsize my life

I got rid of my 8-track player, all of my laserdisks, 10,000 floppy disks

iatee, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

I realized that my floppy disks weren't even making me happy anymore

iatee, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' to her friends behind his back

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

"I remember when you used to drive a turbocharged Volvo"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

I bet his fold-out tables and beds cost more than all the furniture in my house.

schwantz, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

"I remember when you used to drive a turbocharged Volvo"

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, March 11, 2013 7:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

now he's stuck with a solar-powered vulva

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

its funny how he keeps getting these big places and then filling them w roommates cause they seem too big, maybe you just dont like roommates bruh

lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

he makes it sound like he bought them and had them installed

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

irl lol @ hurting

omg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4ak9UAp.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

if i were rich id just go ahead and get whatever size dwelling i felt like i needed so that the furniture didnt have to fold up cause that just seems like a hassle

lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

maybe he kept Seven around to fold up his furniture

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

then you need a closet to store seven then youve got to get some roommates the headaches never end

lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

put on yr solar backpack and just peace out

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PIaAoXh.jpg

workin on my tan startin some businesses

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

if i were rich id just go ahead and get whatever size dwelling i felt like i needed so that the furniture didnt have to fold up cause that just seems like a hassle

― lag∞n, Monday, March 11, 2013 7:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ain't nobody got time for that

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

i don't need a bed, i just go to bed hugging a tree koala style.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

nice article about how great things were with your ex and how inspirational your life is, man

I predict a rebound spending binge any day now

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

lol that this thread still isn't locked in favor of the other thread

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

^^ that's a quiddity

乒乓, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324081704578237651740623228.html

Carl McCoy: Dear Grads, Don't 'Do What You Love'
College commencement speakers who routinely urge young people to follow their passions may not be doing them a favor.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

Challopsy hook, but pretty OTM.

Je55e, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link

Yup, OTM. One of the defining moments of my life was when I was around age 25 or 26, and my grandmother's husband had a talk with me, in which he said "I'm concerned that, like a lot of people of your generation, you might still be fantasizing that you're going to just happen onto the perfect career that suits your passion" or somethign along those lines. Gentle but firm, sort of snapped me out of my aimlessness.

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

Yeh, I could have used that kind of perspective for a long time. I had to figure it out for myself. Starting in around 11th grade teachers, advisors, and other well-meaning grown-ups urged me to pursue my "passion," but I've never had a passion, but rather broad curiosity and adaptability to usually be interested in whatever I had to work on.

I was good at writing, so teachers and professors encouraged me to be a writer, but as satisfying as writing can be, I didn't feel driven or "passionate" to make it my life. I wish I had seen earlier that I didn't have to feel passionate about writing in order to do it as a job or part of a job. So I searched for a "passion" and despaired for lack of one.

It would have been really good for me to follow one of the many options I tested and rejected (counseling, vet medicine, photography/photo lab, floral design) because I didn't feel "passion" for them, even though I was pretty happy at the jobs.

Je55e, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link

let's not overlook the fact that it's easier to make this statement as long as money is a factor and that most famous artistic people come from rich families who can support them financially and within their industry until they succeed, hence the quiddy
nobody tells jaden smith not to do what he loves

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 May 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link

in order to do what you love it's important to know what you do and also what you love

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link

Look at ROI.

Jeff, Thursday, 30 May 2013 11:27 (ten years ago) link


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