quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread

that entire article is hilarious and the best unintentional self-parody of the year

there are, I understand, four levels of the McNally rating system, with his old girlfriends at the bottom and Jude Law at the top

I refuse to believe he didn't write this as to mean that Jude Law is fucking his old girlfriends

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/10/opinion/sunday/living-with-less-a-lot-less.html?smid=pl-share

member of the ruling class had a quiddity, solves it, wants to help u solve ur quiddities too

I agree with the premise but could it have been more annoyingly delivered

all u need is a babe a laptop and tons of money is p otm

my babe folds into my wall in my studio

My circumstances are unusual (not everyone gets an Internet windfall before turning 30),

fyi I'm kind of a big deal

"the black turbocharged Volvo...with a remote starter!" is really where the lols began to set in, imo

u can travel all u want as long as u buy carbon offsets

how much are asshole offsets

and just in case you missed it the firt time, once more with feeling: I’m lucky, obviously; not everyone gets a windfall from a tech start-up sale.

"show of hands: who here has an internet windfall"

You should figure out how to stop living in a house, and instead jet around the world with your girlfriend, selling companies from your laptop. It's pretty sweet.

I gave an old lute I haven't played in years to a friend. This is fun. Now I'm almost done, and it is really true that less is more.

pshh, she'd never see u if u had no lute.

step 1: find beautiful lady
step 2: ?
step 3: success + tiny house

loooooooool hunt3r

Members of every socioeconomic bracket can and do deluge themselves with products.

not sure you totally understand socioeconomics :(

HALP I AM DROWNING IN LUTES

http://i.imgur.com/92KbgfX.jpg

so minimalist i even sold all my colors

A compulsive entrepreneur, I worked all the time and started new companies from an office that fit in my solar backpack.

my solar backpack.

my solar backpack.

finally i told olga, i don't need the burden of a girl all the time, it's more efficient to rent one when i really need one. do svidaniya.

this guy had it all and he gave it up to live in a hip loft

now its just me and my fleshlight under this bridge starting companies

my solar fleshlight

bragging about not having any CDs comes across pretty weird to anyone under 30

bragging about solar backpacks comes across as loool

I realized I needed to downsize my life

I got rid of my 8-track player, all of my laserdisks, 10,000 floppy disks

I realized that my floppy disks weren't even making me happy anymore

his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' to her friends behind his back

"I remember when you used to drive a turbocharged Volvo"

I bet his fold-out tables and beds cost more than all the furniture in my house.

"I remember when you used to drive a turbocharged Volvo"

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, March 11, 2013 7:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

now he's stuck with a solar-powered vulva

its funny how he keeps getting these big places and then filling them w roommates cause they seem too big, maybe you just dont like roommates bruh

he makes it sound like he bought them and had them installed

irl lol @ hurting

omg

http://www.jubbling.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/seinfeld-kramer-dresser-bed-japanese-businessmen.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4ak9UAp.jpg

if i were rich id just go ahead and get whatever size dwelling i felt like i needed so that the furniture didnt have to fold up cause that just seems like a hassle

maybe he kept Seven around to fold up his furniture

then you need a closet to store seven then youve got to get some roommates the headaches never end

put on yr solar backpack and just peace out

http://i.imgur.com/PIaAoXh.jpg

workin on my tan startin some businesses

if i were rich id just go ahead and get whatever size dwelling i felt like i needed so that the furniture didnt have to fold up cause that just seems like a hassle

― lag∞n, Monday, March 11, 2013 7:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ain't nobody got time for that

i don't need a bed, i just go to bed hugging a tree koala style.

nice article about how great things were with your ex and how inspirational your life is, man

I predict a rebound spending binge any day now

lol that this thread still isn't locked in favor of the other thread

^^ that's a quiddity