Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

"Don't think that just because I'm looking over at our new wind-up employees that I don't notice you wanking yourself through your pants pocket."

"These are our key workers."

I didnt want to say..... xp

"Oy, PC Vey!"

"When the recruitment agency said they'd provide a turnkey solution, this wasn't what I had in mind."

"Hey, stop posting on that ILX site."

"I thought I was ahead of the times by being an early adopter of Google Glass, but these guys have Google Key."

"Hey PC, glad you finally got the stick out of your arse and the key back in your back."

"Despite my initial concerns that he was a retarded conman peddling quick fixes to a gullible public, I have to say that Timothy Ferriss really came through for me."

"it looks impressive, but each one is actually internally operated by a dwarf using a complicated system of hand and food levers"

"This is the film set for our steampunk re-imagining of The Matrix."

"And here's our YouTube comments spammer cube farm!"

"With a key between your shoulderblades you speak only in vowels."

"These guys really have the wind in their sales. GET IT? GET IT????"

"This team really closes sales like clockwork."

"I hate to say it, but this department is underperforming and needs to be wound down."

"Finally we've discovered why the New Yorker caption contest is so bad."

"We'll be replacing this department with monkeys by Q3."

"And this concludes our tour of [much-maligned company that features heavily in recent news]."

"...I just think that a clockwork orange would take up less space."

"If you think this is bad, wait until you see our Sim City server farm."

Terrible, awful cartoon makes me just want to mock pc vey and his juvenilely transparent concept of what it is to work in an office for a company for, like, money, maaaan

"I never should have told the executives to focus more on touring the workforce."

"we prefer the term automafun"

"What is this, some kind of wind-up?"

Please no more clockwork or windup ones please

"So, Johnson, do you have a really long neck and really sharp chin, or is that your nose, or . . .?"

"more like Wind-up NERD Chronicle, amirite?"

lol

"It's called Google Key" sounds like the sort of thing they'd bite on

"Look at these pencil-pushing plebian fools. I spit on them and all the other 99% of America. DIE IMPOVERISHED SCUM, DIE!!!"

"I, Robot."

"Please no more clockwork or windup ones please"

"These guys can really crank out the work..."

"Do you ever fell like you're just a cog in a machine?"

"If only Babbage were around today..."

"I can't help but notice there's something different today here at Swastikubicle Industries."

"Apple really needs to drop the skeuomorphism."

"We've been able to reduce workplace violence by 80% by getting rid of the humans."

skeuomorphism one is awesome!

"There's something about that chair that makes it look like it'd be bad for your back..."

Pep Streebeck: "Well... it's just you... and me... *your balls*...
{pulls open a desk drawer} and this drawer, which inexplicably has PC VEY written on it."

"Jenkins, what have I told you about trying to make this office a punchline in the New Yorker?"

"power consumption is way down on the floor, but my wrist is killing me."

^good

"I specifically hired these people because they're self starters!"

"power consumption is way down on the floor, but these robots are killing me."

"And I said to myself, 'Henderson, there's only one right way to store the world's biggest collection of self-winding watches.'"

"So this is what it's like to work in the Windy City..."

"I wish they'd all stop humming Swan Lake."