why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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They couldn't even come up with a Klingon word? smdh

carl agatha, Saturday, 9 March 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh, my oldest friend exhibits 8/10 geek things, she's become insufferable over the last couple of years.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 9 March 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

Jesus fucking Christ.

carl agatha, Saturday, 9 March 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

ITS NOT... WORKING,,

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/XRiapgu.jpg

乒乓, Saturday, 9 March 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

no way a subaru gets u a threesome bro #protip

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

racist against koreans

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Saturday, 9 March 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

haha true

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

When you're a boy
You can wear a uniform
When you're a boy
Other boys check you out
-mastiii

Moodles, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

lmao imaging me waddling into a Bentley dealer
ok sir it is my understanding that me plus this car equals 8 uniformly proportioned Amazonian ladies, but this car only hold like four ppl, can u hold half of them and I will drop them off at home and I'll come back to get the rest?

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

also awww only the gay couple is holding hands
buy a mini find true love

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

___________ shared LGBT Equality World Wide's photo.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/184102_437875466291397_1790069211_n.jpg

Je55e, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

AWKWARD

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

a blow bravely struck for LGBT equality

Darth Icky (DJP), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Girls, your last name can stay with you forever.
Just don't change it.
ffs

carl agatha, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

only One Jeans

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

the voice of that one is p appealing

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

instead they become Buddies.

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, but...

aztec table rapper (seandalai), Saturday, 9 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

should be "Don't you wish your girlfriend were grammatically correct like me?".

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

kinda lol at the festival poster tbh

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

One Jeans, one heart. Let's get together and feel all right.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

"Your friend's cousin is apparently in this band" and "he went to your college you're pretty sure" are kinda ilx-worthy. I can imagine Noodle Vague writing this poster.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

"The Lumineers"

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

the weird thing is if i did a UK version of that poster it wdn't be noticeably different

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

i'd bet money on That Band Your Friend Really Wants To See being shit tho

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

should be "Don't you wish your girlfriend were grammatically correct like me?".

Maybe...if you're being a pedantic idiot you should definitely be saying "...like I?" though.

aztec table rapper (seandalai), Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

irregardless the answer is 'no'

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

i like the festival poster, that's what every dumb music fest makes me feel like tbqf

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

'irregardless' is not a word.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:02 (eleven years ago) link

p sure that's the joke

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

lol

caek, Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

Kendrick Lamar

carl agatha, Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, not that Buddha, the festival poster.

carl agatha, Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

TS: Lucky Money Buddha vs. Dog Buddha

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 10 March 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

lol that musicfest poster is A+ imo

Roz, Sunday, 10 March 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/27/leash-hand-1.jpg

Roz, Sunday, 10 March 2013 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

..:D

Who would go to a mall for shopping

ledge, Sunday, 10 March 2013 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

Now that Reader's Digest has faded from the scene, Facebook macros take up the slack.

Aimless, Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

took me a while to realize those weren't veronicas lyrics

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

sexi backstabbing

lag∞n, Sunday, 10 March 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link


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