powerful conservative images

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this one has me stumped

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derp derp derp derp

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"Oh shit you guys they figured it out my big government nooooooo"

Liberals, after facing the wrath of Dan Conner.

lol the conners were democrats tho

If a victim of a murderous killing spree doesn't like guns, he demands that his higher brain functions be banned, and shut down.

If a Republican doesn't like abortions, he doesn't have one.

If a Democrat doesn't like abortions, he wants all abortions outlawed.

If a Republican is intolerant of another religion, they decide to ban all mosques from within 1 mile of the former WTC and all of their favorite politicians gather around in a circle and jerk each other off in self-congratulation newscycles

If a Democrat is intolerant of another religion, they're rightfully called a fucking asshole and their friends stop talking to them

If a Republican doesn't like gay marriage, he simply chooses to be in a heteronormative marriage anyway.

If a Democrat doesn't like gay marraige, he wants it declared unconstitutional.

if a democrat don't like celery he put the peanut butter on it
if a republican don't like celery he put the ranch

if you demand that those they don't like be shut down .... you just might be a democrat

republicans drive like this
but DEMOCRATS drive like THIS

women be abortin

How have I never seen this thread?

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and then there's

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haha I'm sensing a lost business opportunity to start a private school that is only bible study and target practice (graduation ceremony...amazing grace sung by valedictorian while pistols are fired haphazardly into the air)

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well there u have it

goddamn it has been 30 years and presidents are still clearing their own brush, we have got to hire more ppl to do that,, one of them could get hurt

presidents sure love to clear brush

george washington cut down that cherry tree

yeah but reagan was all "mister washington, cut down that tree!" so that really gives you the whole story in one sentence

reagan probably reenacting some wwii movie scenario that he recalled as real life

more like scarface, holding that chainsaw all like
say hullo to ma littuh fren
*imagines brush to be department of energy*

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holding out hope maybe he did the pottery back there too

I mean he is a Will Ferrell character isn't he?

"Okay, Mr. President, today we're going to learn about light and shad---"

"Dogs. I want to paint dogs. Like, fifty of 'em..."

Lol

the crab has a bit of an eric carle look to it

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true

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baaware

Why does he still have wolfhands? Is Glenn Beck actually a wolf? Or does he just like to wear a dog collar? I don't get it.

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ALLEY BOY OR ALL LEY BOY?

dammit

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Suckling at the cold metal teat of Marco Rubio.

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Too bad socialized healthcare can't cure cancer, unlike the for-profit model where it is a trivial matter no one ever dies from.

PS: I bet anyone $10 bux the CIA somehow gave him cancer.

It's a lot of fun to imagine W. as an evil genie who pops up out of thin air to zing the recently deceased, I recommend it

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should not have googled "that guy in the white house"

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"over 93% of shootings are young black men shooting other young black men"
fascinating, tell me more

it... does tell u more

theres more text below that sentence, see

xxxxxxp i'd grab a beer with evil genie bush