Don't go for second best, baby. Put your ILM ARTIST POLL #31: MADONNA to the test.

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i literally never knew "i'll remember" was by madonna

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/SSSLEOy.jpg

(TIE) 44. "WHITE HEAT" from True Blue (1986) [7 votes, 161 points]

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

FUCK YES

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

yes! one of the album cuts i voted for

balls, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

I always felt that this should have been a single, it's such a fantastic song

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

didn't make my ballot, but YAY!

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

wow – wasn't expecting this!

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

THIS IS A BUST.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

haha

balls, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

I should have put that higher on my ballot, it's really one of my favorite songs by her

although then again so is everything else on my ballot

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

and yes, I did sing along with the song and hold up the True Blue album cover while shouting "THIS IS MY BUST"

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

glad this made it. literally hadn't listened to it since i was 12 and always thought 'this is a bust' was referring to the pointy bra. well it did in my head anyway.

So: The Answers (or something), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

xp ha

So: The Answers (or something), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

omg I love this so much. The chorus is so TUFF, huge hook, I love it.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

Madge/Police Academy crossover?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

"And we went for it; I went for it. Treated him like a kid brother."

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

I never did my Madonna fandom origin story on the other thread, so here's a short version: my sister and I's frequent babysitter at the time was always playing TB and "White Heat" seemed to be a fave of hers. She even choreographed a dance to it which my sister definitely participated in. I can't remember if actually did, but I certainly hope so.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

here's my Madonna fandom origin story:

- young DJP sees the video for "Borderline", thinks "oh this is catchy, I like this"
- young DJP sees the video for "Burnin' Up", thinks "holy shit, this must be puberty"
- young DJP sees the video for "Lucky Star", thinks "yup, this is definitely puberty"

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

Do remember hearing "Papa Don't Preach" before the babysitter thing (since I remember recognizing the song when she played it), but that was definitely my first Madonna song.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

Mine:

Family took a vacation to Cocoa Beach to see a shuttle launch in 1985 and I had a boombox and ridiculously oversized headphones with me in the back seat, and I must have heard "Into the Groove" 50 times during that trip. That made a fan of that song, of her, and the art of catching a song on the radio WHILE you have a blank tape in the tape deck.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

haha I went back and looked at my ballot and I had "White Heat" at #3

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

A social studies teacher tried to convince my grade 10 class that "Into The Groove" is about masturbation.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

(Sounds like my ninth-grade English teach who couldn't stop talked about Frankie's "Relax.")

your fretless ways (Eazy), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

Mine:

Memorial Day weekend 1985: in the back seat while Mom and little sister sang "Into The Groove," me resisting the temptation to join them because - I"m not sure! I was embarrassed to be a boy who liked Madonna?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/lfY33Mj.jpg

(TIE) 44. "SECRET GARDEN" from Erotica (1992) [7 votes, 161 points]

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

YES!

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

WOO!

(the highest ranking "deep cut" on my ballot)

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

jesus that pic

balls, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

brb

balls, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

YES

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

woah she has a bit of the look of beyonce in that image.

So: The Answers (or something), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

She had more looks during the Erotica cycle than any other, I believe.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

I was "into" Madonna from the first singles, but I didn't realize my fandom until I insisted that my parents get me satin sheets for my new waterbed because of the lyrics of "Dress You Up" (lol Florida in 1985)

Euler, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

okay that's amazing

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

then your parents got you KFC because of the lyrics of "Where Life Begins"

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Woo! I had both of of White Heat and Secret Garden, it feels good to be making a difference.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

1. Sometime in the mid-80s, I heard either Lucky Star or Holiday in a Wisconsin roller rink owned by one of my mom’s friends from high school.
2. In 1987 or so, I was in our local Sam Goody. I was looking a hair metal cassettes, probably Motley Crue. Two teenage boys stop near me and start having a conversation about the new Madonna album, I can’t remember if it was True Blue or You Can Dance. I leave without any Madonna, because she’s a girl, but I am intrigued.
3. The Like a Prayer-era. Watch an hour of MTV every morning. Title track completely inescapable. Dislike Express Yourself though, which wears me down. Eventually she comes back with Cherish, which I really like. Still secretly though, because I am afraid of girls.
4. Dick Tracy: Vogue and Hanky Panky put me completely off of Madonna for a long time.
5. 1999: William Orbit connection (because I've confused him with Orbital) to Ray of Light prompts me to check out that album as well as her classic 80s stuff.
6. 2000: someone tries to awkwardly seduce me with a mix CD compiled from Erotica and Bedtime Stories. Sold.

how's life, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

i don't even know the first madonna song i heard (maybe "rain" or even "i'll remember"? they played the shit out of those on the adult alternative stations my mom listened to)

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

I guess I was one of the late votes for "Die Another Day". I'd never really given it a try until lex went on about it on some thread a while back, & I fell for it right way. great vid too.

Euler, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

I keep relistening to "I'll Remember" today. That sequenced synth and the bottom end are so deliciously warm.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

her being a girl never occurred to me as a reason not to be a fan, but girls dressing like her circa Like a Virgin definitely solidified my fandom

Euler, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

my madonna story is i downloaded a bunch of madonna albums this must be the "cheapening" i've heard so much about

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

first time i was conscious of "oh this is madonna i'm listening to" was definitely "take a bow"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Xs5cZaa.jpg

43. "WAITING" from Erotica (1992) [8 votes, 189 points]

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

her being a girl never occurred to me as a reason not to be a fan, but girls dressing like her circa Like a Virgin definitely solidified my fandom

― Euler, Thursday, March 7, 2013 1:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I started a thread once about my early-life issues surrounding female musicians.

how's life, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

:D

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

William Orbit connection (because I've confused him with Orbital) to Ray of Light prompts me to check out that album

love this

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

oh i also hated "die another day" when it came out, and a few years ago when i read lex and tom going on about it i was like "how the hell do they get this much out of the hookless glitchy madonna bond theme"

then i listened again and i was like "ohhhh." like hearing it with new ears. could be a personal development but i mostly blame it on lex and tom, good critwork there. relistening to american life for this poll it jumped out at me as the liveliest thing on there.

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

the only erotica album cut i voted for was "words" but i'm super glad all these other tracks are showing up

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

her being a girl never occurred to me as a reason not to be a fan, but girls dressing like her circa Like a Virgin definitely solidified my fandom

― Euler, Thursday, March 7, 2013 1:39 PM

I was already scared of being outed, I realized later.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link


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