Worker mauled to death at California sanctuary by her favorite lion

Not the small cat

a dog may go for several days before finally resorting to eating the owner's body. A cat, on the other hand, will only wait a day or two. Just goes to show you which is more loyal.

Surely all this shows is which one realises they're not going to get fed by the provider earliest? Stupid dog. I would like it recorded for posterity that I have no problem with my hypothetical cat eating me under these hypothetical conditions.