Worker mauled to death at California sanctuary by her favorite lion

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Mark G, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:03 (seven years ago) link

so basically lions are violent dicks

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:38 (seven years ago) link

housecats are violent dicks too they are just small

iatee, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:39 (seven years ago) link

if they could kill and eat you they probably would

iatee, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Not the small cat

i don't have to be fair, i'm *right* (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:45 (seven years ago) link

a dog may go for several days before finally resorting to eating the owner's body. A cat, on the other hand, will only wait a day or two. Just goes to show you which is more loyal.

Surely all this shows is which one realises they're not going to get fed by the provider earliest? Stupid dog. I would like it recorded for posterity that I have no problem with my hypothetical cat eating me under these hypothetical conditions.

emil.y, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:47 (seven years ago) link

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