rolling thread for chronicling the misadventures of dwight howard, nba center

media quotes dwight, diwght accuses media of twisting his words http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-lakers-fyi-20130307,0,5226872.story

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/9099510/dwight-howard-los-angeles-lakers-vows-payback-play-golden-state-warriors-david-lee

"He got away with a shot," Howard said, according to Yahoo! Sports. "I will remember this game. I will remember that shot. He said he wasn't trying to do it. You can look at the play and see it for yourself. I will take care of it later."

"I can shoot the ball from anywhere. I've just got to have confidence in myself," Howard said.

http://i.imgur.com/5K6eTCL.png

resonable

http://i.imgur.com/nNUpbLw.jpg

he dances, he is so funny

that picture is kinda perfect w the fish eye, looks like hes pulling reality in

I hope everyone saw Dwights pregame speech from yesterdays game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kBsnkavkA0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR46eRds0xo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ8N95LIrk8

we really need to get a lip reader on that

Hohotat 9 hours ago
I read his lips. He yelled at Mitch: "Dont put your hands on me like somebodys bit$#h,,,,

yo

nah

i love that the youtube cut ends w/ a split second of kobe being all 'smh'

http://i.imgur.com/dskaYF0.png

"misutilized"??

what the fuck.

Dwight Howard to voice cartoon turkey in time-traveling turkey movie

Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey off the holiday menu for good.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/dwight-howard-fathered-8-kids-by-8-different-woman-in-6-years/

dwight is a genuinely weird dude

weird dude energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweSut18OeM

Please please please don't go to the Warriors

warriors could be a contender w dwight man

dwight should go to cbs on wednesdays at 8:30, do something family-friendly, follow his bliss.

dwight's a jesus dude, iirc, mark jackson might be able to get him to harness his talent more effectively.

dwight has harnessed his talent extremely effectively up to this point

dwight's a jesus dude w/ 8 children by 8 diff't women iirc

dwight thread needs every post to begin with 'dwight'

aldwight, is how its going so far

@MySportsLegion: A Houston adult store is offering Dwight Howard free condoms for life if he signs with the Rockets.”

there's something he actually needs

haha

@WojYahooNBA Holed away in Colorado, the Lakers are still prominent in Dwight Howard's mind, sources tell Y! Rockets remain strong, Warriors lurking.

what's happening here in this tweet, it weirds me out

the poetic woj

what r the lakers doing in colorado, not the best state for them

some nice lakes there

http://www.mountainlake.com/mlp/scenes3/duchar21.jpg

true

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/7/3/12/enhanced-buzz-26391-1372870349-2.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOZYISqCAAErO9b.jpg

That looks like he's making the world bleed.

he is, basically

dwight is gonna play for the los angeles flying bloody horse bridges

The Wounded Bridge Pegasi?

steph curry is like, "dwight, its pegasUS not pegaYOU" *storms off, breaks both legs*

lol ur imagination frightens me, or, Why Do The Warriors' Fortunes Always Depend On A Fragile Point Guard?

Been some twitter drama but...

@woj

Nevertheless, multiple sources tell Y! Sports Howard has chosen the Rockets but is still finalizing details of agreement.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU KOBE!!!!!

kobe will live i'm sure

https://admin.defector.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/28/2020/09/dwighthoward4.gif

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salut

https://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/sources-dwight-howard-was-under-the-impression-he-had-offer-from-lakers-signed-with-76-ers-instead-024630843.html?__twitter_impression=true

All-Star Joel Embiid also began recruiting Howard, sources said.

big mistake buddy!

those two are gonna be a DELIGHT together

https://www.tmz.com/2020/12/13/dwight-howard-lawsuit-los-angeles-lakers-nba/

Dwight stiffs snake caregivers

Dwight says he has started calling Tobias Harris “Prince Harris” because after the shot at the end of the Lakers game, “it was game...blouses”

— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) February 1, 2021

SIGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOOzpwFn6Tc

its painful how hard he tries and fails to be funny

he clearly grew up watching a lot of eddie murphy

referring to dwight as "the champ" is a weird reading of his career imo

he claimed it to be true himself before he even was one

seems like the kind of show that would appeal to him: glitzy, cartoonish, stupid, but with a big audience who cheer and scream like mad for every C-List celebrity who shows up.

I think that clip gave me a seizure. The kids these days with their entertainments, I tell ya

I still can't believe this show is real

singing competition shows seem like such an old fashioned idea, like a thing that was popular in the mid 20th century and no ones thought of them since, except of course theyve been everywhere for the past 20 years

the masked one is a copy of a korean show iirc

Dwight Howard was a surprise participant at the WWE Tryout in Nashville today. He told me he legit wants to join the WWE one day. pic.twitter.com/LiUnNqPsdv

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) July 28, 2022

the most obv retirement career for him

Dwight Howard announces that he's headed overseas to play in Taiwan for the Taoyuan Leopards.

(via taoyuan_leopards/IG) pic.twitter.com/ur9KL0Vdxh

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) November 8, 2022

bon voyage you goofy fool

Idk why more washed superstars don’t go this route. Looks so fun lol

shaqs hate for dwight has always been funny

Shaquille O’Neal agrees Dwight Howard being in Hall of Fame is questionable after matchup with Sim Bhullar: https://t.co/U2E4qTSPvm

— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) January 20, 2023

that is a large man

yeah he makes dwight look really small

dwight is such a clear hofer its a testament to how annoying he is that this conversation is happening

yup

would be hilarious if he didnt make it on grounds of being annoying lol. sorry no one wants to hear your hof speech pal

i mean it's 50/50 he has to wait a few years as punishment for his jokes

can we get sim bhullar to join the lakers

over/under on dwight fart jokes in his HOF acceptance speech?

haha

Dwight Howard in the 3PT contest in Taiwan 👀

pic.twitter.com/ezlNtpmm4P

— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) March 1, 2023

still a better showing than mj

Dwight Howard’s customized Rolls Royce tuns on when his championship ring makes contact with the hood ornament 🤯💍

(via @DwightHoward/ IG) pic.twitter.com/Ns5Nwf4TMF

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) August 28, 2023

felt right to post this in here

https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1708918028157513976?s=20

x dot com, fucking hell

Deandre Ayton wants to dominate in Portland 😤

(📸: @DannyMarang) pic.twitter.com/Jd1IBOvIkv

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 2, 2023

lol yeah he has these characters he does too https://sports.yahoo.com/deandre-ayton-portrays-different-characters-different-times-thanks-part-green-goblin-211206976.html

these are the kinds of things you find amusing when you sleep 2-3 hours per night

lol true

very excited to chronicle the misadventures of deandre ayton, nba center

https://apnews.com/article/dwight-howard-sexual-assault-lawsuit-nba-7bcfb45342393b48ddf07fd62e93fece

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