iPhone games (also Ipod Tooch/iPad games too)

no autographs please

define "finished"

he's talking about his irritable bowel

i killed the last guy and if there was more to do i don't want to hear about it

also my butt

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/06/sonic-dash-set-to-speed-onto-the-app-store-midnight-tonight/

downloading this now, temple run clone be damned

it's okay for two bucks

i killed the last guy and if there was more to do i don't want to hear about it

You're supposed to kill him over and over and over

IB is so boring and yet I find myself playing it when I have two or three minutes. That's why Polymer is so great, quick load and makes me think of Katamari.

i know this demolishes any GAMER CRED i have but the game for me that is my timesuck is pvzombies YES AGAIN i wish i knew why

cuz they just put it out for free

i know cuz it happened to me :(

hopefully this means new one soon?

that'd be cool

http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/ingame/plants-vs-zombies-2-will-eat-your-brains-next-spring-954246

looks like it, though this article is pretty old.

i have hit the level cap on the simpsons game o_O

raising a kid should be no prob, then

7268th, 3.8 billion in mamc

I up to 3.1 b I believe. Feel lke it's just a matter of time before I luck in to a huge score.

11.88bn and yeah, it felt like pure luck really, not even sure how it happened.

grabbed knights of pen and paper while it was free. its a nice throwback rpg.

^let me know how that is, i was looking at it on the store the other day

There is no life, only Candy Crush Saga.

that game is such bullshit man

^this
pen and paper is worth your time until it becomes a horrible grind. you should be able to get at least two or three hours of fun from it. Maybe more. Worth two bucks easy.

What's bullshit about it? It's fun.

It's basically just Bejeweled but I like the mechanics of dealing with pieces that have goo on them or are roped up. I like how the special pieces affect the game board.

I dunno 225 tries on level 33 took the wind out of my sails

then my wife beat the level! & the game wanted 99 cents to keep playing! was like, why should I pay you to keep hitting myself over the head?

I beat the first 50 levels and am working on three starring all of them

what bullshit about it is that it's basic game mechanics that can only be played proper past a certain point by paying for the answer

I don't pay for anything except more levels.

The 5 lives per 2h30 has been helpful in curbing obsessive tendencies because extortionate or not, the game owns your soul.

Three starred up to level 80 besides 77 which is really testing my patience. Still not comfortable with the idea of buying consumable extras on such games.

Yeah I will never, ever buy a consumable in-game anything.

24.1bn now in SMAMC. I have to beat Dan before I get the 24 hour total playtime achievement because when that happens I need to quit.

I've played 1 day 6 hours and 23 mins. :(

I have played 1 day, 18 hours, 23 min... on my phone. No idea how long on the iPad.

I hit the 24 hour achievement in November ;_;

are there different leaderboards for iphone vs ipad?

I assume play time is tracked separately on both devices; game level is (I am still under level 30 on the iPad whereas on the phone I'm on... level 164)

btw for those curious, the coin bonus rolls over back to the beginning every 30 levels

i am on 90 atm

having to buy the broken multiplier challenges when they comes up fills me with rage though. fix your shit, jerks

haha yeah OTM, that shit is infuriating

7216th, 3.905 billion

should we maybe start a SMAMC thread

i think every time i have knocked out a new high score it has been with the peace, double condos, and mega x10 boosts

279th, 67.241 billion

honestly I just want to crack the top 100, I can't imagine how long a single game in the top 10 has to have been (my longest to date has been 17 min 21 sec)

my high scores have alternated between using peace, double pink and mega x10 and peace, double pink and slow chain; there's a good argument for either but I prefer slow chain because it lasts the entire game rather than just the first megazone

i have downloaded a non-SMAMC game. it's called dungeon plunder. it's $1.99. it's a roguelike.

I'm for a smamc thread.

one advantage to a smamc thread is then we can devote more time in here to discussing simpsons: tapped out strategies

lol

MONSTERS ATE MY CONDO Super Thread of Time Wasting Commiseration

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain - the SIMPSONS: TAPPED OUT game thread