why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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om nom nom

Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Sunday, 3 March 2013 07:06 (eleven years ago) link

ok my dad has now posted that "there's an app for that, its called RESPECT, incredible, incredible" picture three separate times

― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 3, 2013 1:49 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irony

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 March 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

Someone please tell me where i can read about Obama's socialism plan. Is this guy some covert 1% stooge or is he genuinely a paranoid idiot?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 3 March 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4106/5020636543_927c349097.jpg

architect memes, bring em on

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

p intriguing story being told there

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

I FUCKING LOVE VENN DIAGRAMS

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

The moon has been partially destroyed. How peaceful could that be?

Aimless, Monday, 4 March 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

that's no moon

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 March 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

p sure thats the holy spirit

purp (roxymuzak), Monday, 4 March 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

I feel blessed that our poorly constructed house wasn't hit by that giant fortune cookie

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 4 March 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

or the purple toxic event

less Shin, more Stubbs (weatheringdaleson), Monday, 4 March 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

"If people scorn or mock you for your incessant j00s did 9/11 conspiracy fantasising, don't let them get you down. Keep on fighting the good fight, brother"

only a poorly rendered Facebook macro can judge me!

Neil S, Monday, 4 March 2013 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

prefer that to the "stick to your guns, your wacky theories = THE TRUTH" ones tbh

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:03 (eleven years ago) link

shocking to think there might be a link between people receiving treatment for mental illness and mass shootings

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:04 (eleven years ago) link

also pretty sure our ancestors ate whole, unprocessed and healthy foods before dying at 30

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:05 (eleven years ago) link

also pretty sure our ancestors ate whole, unprocessed and healthy foods before dying at 30 years of age, 2 less than the common potato

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

It's the collision of sensitive New Age heal the world sentiment (which this friend has been displaying ad nauseum from the beginning) with white conservative person "fuck you, gimmee me guns and leave my money alone" (which is new for this friend, but fits her demographic perfectly) Libertarianism that I find fascinating.

Three Word Username, Monday, 4 March 2013 10:15 (eleven years ago) link

If only people would eat better, we could avoid the terrible tragedy of universal health care in the US.

hah yes im sure doctors are missing the fact that whole unprocessed foods are good for you doctors never say anything like that

lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

No, because that would put them out of employment, obviously, dur.

You never see a cow at a doctors, do you?

Mark G, Monday, 4 March 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

cows are just horses in disguise iirc

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

A couple of Jesus hippies constantly post stuff like the wholesome foods thing. Yesterday, it was a macro that claimed kids who hate 12 hot dogs a month were 9X more likely to have leukemia; followed by a posting about her new essential oils class.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

shd hook these people up with the "I Love Banging Science" crowd and see what happens

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

kamehameHAAAAAAAAA

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

no one has permitted me to believe this

lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

going to have to get clearance on that

Dear Future
Do not give me any more lessons. I've learned everything fyi.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 March 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

dear future i am ready for dessert

lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

Dear Future
Sorry you have to do all those dishes.

rob, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

And yet, the only thing they have to offer the present is an inert flat line.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Dear Present,
I'm Bored

Moodles, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

dear future
turn on the lights

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

People who think that all disease conditions are caused by poor eating habits are the worst savages. They are no different than Mary Baker Eddy claiming that all disease was an illusion which could be cured by prayer. We should give them all malaria and then let them cure themselves with pure, whole natural foods.

Aimless, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

zachylon otm

C: (crüt), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

Aimless OTMx1000000000

carl agatha, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

GIVE THEM ALL MALARIA

yes

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

Made the mistake of engaging my friend on this subject, bringing up environmental pollution and accidents from injuries as two things foods couldn't cure, and was told in response that the cure for cancer has been known for 75 years. Hoo boy.

Three Word Username, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

is the cure apples

i bet it's apples

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 4 March 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

Aimless otm except for apparent belief that many or all ilxors are mosquitoes.

I suspect buzza for one.

aztec table rapper (seandalai), Monday, 4 March 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

There are more of us around here than you'd think!

Doctor Mosquito (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 March 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link


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