i dont know abt personal integrity but the lol uneven playing field in baseball (tho more due to lack of a salary cap than steroids imo) has def hurt mlb - cause u know games are dependent on rules having some integrity
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link
xxp: more pitchers than hitters have been caught abusing PEDs since the testing began.
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link
This isn't a baseball slam, btw; I am hard-pressed to think of a single sport where I am concerned about the impact of alleged performance-enhancing controlled substances because I see them as an acceleration of something that is already happening anyway. People are becoming bigger, stronger, and faster by virtue of the wealth of our society and our obsession/insistence on "eating properly"; we know so much more about nutrition now, plus our livestock sciences are so thoroughly inundated with a myriad of substances to increase food production, that it seems that throwing in steroids is not going to give you an appreciable boost insurmountable by anyone else. Even if it does, if everyone else gets access to the same substances, it levels the playing field again, so I don't really see it as an issue. The people involved are adults; if they want to decide to do this, they are well within their rights. If they get caught and there are penalties, they will pay them. I still don't think they're "ruining the game". The game is the game; it always has been and it always will be. Players change all the time, records shuffle all over the place and it doesn't matter because 100 years from now someone else will be atop that leaderboard whether steroids are involved or not.
― nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
the lol uneven playing field in baseball (tho more due to lack of a salary cap)
Salary cap likely wouldn't work in MLB. Maybe someone can find that Prospectus bit a couple weeks ago that explained why.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 February 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link
I also want to point out that unless you're dealing with identically-raised clones, there will always be an imbalance between pitcher and hitter regardless of the use of steroids. I think people have a completely warped idea of what steroids actually do; they aren't magic make-you-perform-better pills.
― nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link
im sure they could work something out doesnt have to be a hard cap - basketball has the whole bird rights system - just something where the rich teams dont take all the good players - obv they already have revenue sharing and the thing w/draft picks but its just not enough
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
dan they are basically magic make u perform better pills - obv yr starting w/a baseline talent - but theyll give a guy w/warning track power big home run numbers every time
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Also guys, and this is important, Alex Rodriguez is a gigantic preening douche, and something embarrassing and 'image'-sullying has happened to him so let's keep our eyes on the prize and enjoy this as a cause for celebration.
― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link
otm
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Stark and others who are so precious about the damn records: OF dimensions, mound height, balls and bats, playing surfaces, DH, number of teams, length of schedule, and uh, oh yeah, racism -- all things that have had equal or greater effect on "hallowed" records than steroids.
Many xposts, nosotros y (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) particularly OTM.
― Andy K, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
theyll give a guy w/warning track power big home run numbers every time
this is OTM. baseball is affected by this more than, say, basketball, where strength is important but doesn't translate so instantly into tangible results. the tiniest augmentation of force applied at the moment of impact has a big consequence. yes you still have to be able to hit major league pitching, which is beyond the grasp of 99.99 percent of the population, but if you can do that, bigger muscles translate directly into better hitting performance. it doesn't help with running or defense so much though and could actually hinder them (in the Old Days, ballplayers were leery of weightlifting because they were worried about becoming "musclebound")
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
David Wells (A PITCHER) stated that "25 to 40 percent of all Major Leaguers are juiced".[2003]
José Canseco stated on 60 Minutes and in his tell-all book Juiced that as many as 85% of players used steroids, and that he credited steroid use for his entire career.[2005]
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
they are basically magic ... theyll give a guy w/warning track power big home run numbers every time
icey (and Tracer), u mad. read The Juice by Will Carroll. Also note the number of warning-track players on the assorted Dirty Lists who stayed just as mediocre as they were.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i am SO glad we're having the same arguments for the 5000th time, too, fuckin' Slap-Rod
if it didn't work they wouldn't do it
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, just like Wade Boggs eating chicken every day.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link
lol i may hav been a bit ott w/my every time assertion but basically "icey otm"
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
who else has come to believe that 40%-70% of All-Star caliber players in the '90s and early '00s were "doing it"?
It was the environment of MLB in the era. Deal, or be Bob Costas.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
don't steroids also heal you faster from nagging injuries- and prolong your carreer? or is that HGH?
anyway, come up with some hard and fast rules about it. apply it evenly and be done with it. more homeruns don't make baseball any more interesting to me
― mullah mangenius (brownie), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Deal, or be Bob Costas.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, February 9, 2009 12:18 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
omg which path 2 choose :O
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
There are "hard and fast rules." All the shitstorm around Bonds, Clemens and A-Rod is based on Pre-Penalty Era leaks to the media.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link
notice Curt Schilling uncharacteristically lunging for the spotlight:
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/2009/02/08/2009-02-08_curt_schilling_i_want_all_the_names.html
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I know there are tools in every sport but why is it that the baseball tools are the tooliest (standing exception made for Terrell Owens)?
― nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
http://cache.thephoenix.com/i/OldBlogs/SoxBlog/schilling-curt-main.jpgi want all the names
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
OMG schill is the bestest
― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
can schill make an appearance in the peyton manning movies
― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar)
― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
even if you don't care about steroids, please think of this and all the laughing, pointing children
btw i'm not a scientist and i just sort of can't get mad at steroids users now. these days i would just be slightly more impressed if i found out for 100% certain that some dude who averaged 45 HR a year for awhile never did use any PEDs. i guess i do think that steroids help some of these guys, but probably only the already good or great players. steroids can't really help you make solid contact or take a walk, so if cesar izturis started juiced he might hit 2 more HR per year but then he would still be only hitting 3 HR per year.
― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link
juicedjuicing
― Dr Morbius, Monday, February 9, 2009 12:15 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^^ pretty strong zing
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
boggs invented obp by eating chicken fyi
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link
nothing's changed, argues Tim Marchman (note "no one has ever presented credible evidence proving that performance-enhancing drugs make athletes better at playing baseball"):
http://www.slate.com/id/2210814/
In the end, no matter how much the shrieking moralists might like to pretend otherwise, drug use hasn't done much harm to baseball at all. In their day, genuinely likable players like McGwire and Sosa were held up as real paragons of virtue and saviors of a benighted sport; the destruction of their reputations and the actual admissions made by equally likable players such as Jason Giambi and Andy Pettitte haven't damaged baseball a bit. You can prove that more or less every great ballplayer is an outright fraud, but you can't make anyone like baseball a jot less for it. It's still an open question whether this fact will ever settle in: People don't care much more about whether their favorite ballplayers take drugs than they care about whether Michael Phelps likes to get high. In the meantime, expect Alex Rodriguez to hit a lot of home runs and to be hated by everyone who watches baseball—exactly what would have happened had SI never run its report at all.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link
is there any way to actually prove or disprove the effects of steroids on performance other than statistics? serious q.
― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
casting everyone who thinks steroids have damaged the game as a shrieking moralist is no more insightful than shrieking moralizing
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
uh
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
uh what
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link
i would argue that most ppl in column 1 tend to come with more science than those in column 2, but yes we've had this discussion before
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
OK so then there are two options:
1) PEDs make athletes better at baseball. well this sucks because not every baseball player uses PEDs and so the game is unfair.
2) PEDs do not make athletes better at baseball. ok wtf you morons stop taking them! why am i supposed to feel better about this?
Honestly everyone in the who cares camp should be arguing for full amnesty for players who used (and continue to use) provided they admit it publicly.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I also want to point out that unless you're dealing with identically-raised clones, there will always be an imbalance between pitcher and hitter regardless of the use of steroids.
again, are you serious w/this?
― call all destroyer, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
having to deal w/peoples opinions abt steroids has def damaged the game - like me for instance i dont even really like baseball - i just came here to lol @ arod and now im engaged in this redundant argument - now in my mind baseball=inane hand wringing
nice1 canseco
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
You can prove that more or less every great ballplayer is an outright fraud
If this guy can back this statement up he'll be set for life
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 February 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost well yeah this is the problem--previously i could lol at arod for plenty of perfectly valid reasons but w/this i would technically have to lol at like 200 other guys as well.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 9 February 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
lol the world brody http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:xqDSIkAyxTmQiM:http://microscopiq.com/images/mushroom-clown-ps3.jpg
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Monday, 9 February 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
like me for instance i dont even really like baseball
we could tell when you mentioned "salary cap"
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 February 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link
and perhaps by the "magic make u perform better pills" thing
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 February 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
mets sux
― ice cr?m, Monday, 9 February 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
call me blinky...
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Monday, 9 February 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link
arod supposedly being interviewed by gammons later today
― johnny crunch, Monday, 9 February 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
yah i'm with morbz on the 'doesn't really make u better' idea. like someone said above 'roids are designed to shorten recovery times and yeah build muscle mass but until i see some real evidence that shows an appreciable change in the ability to PLAY BETTER, i'm not going to care that much. (not that no one should care--for example i think it sets a shitty example for kids, considering how terrible roids are for yr body and the fact that most kids who take roids in HS arent going to amount to anything in pro ball.)
it's like, a pitcher putting vaseline on the ball will be able to manipulate the ball better and thus have a real, tangible, DIRECT advantage on a micro level; a batter (or pitcher obvs) taking roids might have more muscle and might be in better shape than he would have, but it's an indirect advantage and doesnt necessarily make him better at baseball. does any of that make sense?
― jammed hymen (k3vin k.), Monday, 9 February 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
and a las vegas stripper? this guy
― Mr. Sb, n r u? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link