i hate it when girls always date the asshole trucks
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.commercialmotor.com/big-lorry-blog/DSC00185.JPG
― Aimless, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
She got dumps like a truck (truck, truck)
― emil.y, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link
I think these trucks are hotter
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/oldblueengine/Pics/tsts.jpg
Than these
http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/2010/04/01/trucks.jpeg
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 24 February 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago) link
would wreck
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
would shunt (the first being trains)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
Girls don't date poor trucks that's just romance 101
― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 February 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/164474_10152578066180057_217546010_n.jpg
I much preferred this one to the "Wait guys, turn back, we fucked up" one.
― dog latin, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
not sure why some bloke hanging himself should inspire hope
― Neil S, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
plus i kinda thought people who believed in the rapture were generally kind of down on evolution
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
it's not evolution, it's a man and his three pet apes finding a man hanging from a noose
― big draadje kane (m bison), Monday, 25 February 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
"tonight...we feast"
― balls, Monday, 25 February 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/556306_479660368739913_1693105082_n.jpg
A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"
The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:
"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.
Mermaids do not exist.
But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish? They would have no sex life and could not bear children.Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?
Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.
At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.
We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "Do share if you care.
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
whatever fatso
― Neil S, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
that story just makes me feel bad for mermaids, whales are bullies
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
About 1/3 of that is sound argument, but the other 2/3 comes straight out of crazy town.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?
Boy is that an open goal.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
did anyone else just imagine her staring at the ad and saying all of this to herself while other people just walk on by without noticing
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
my cat would love such a woman
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
so, did she enter the gym?
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
does that photo look weirdly 'shopped to anyone else
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
when i was in middle school, this new kid started one year who had just moved from seattle and we all made fun of him because of his propensity to start sentences "back in seattle..." now i follow him on facebook and he seems pretty douchey, he's really into cigars, but mostly he reposts seattle/washington-related memes. most of them are about the seahawks but today i posted this: https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733795_470576022996451_1026939062_n.jpgwhich doesn't make any sense? idgi. but still laughing about how much this guy's identity is still based in being from seattle.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
You did?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
he did
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
that is so funny
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
makes total sense, that is a classic "I don't actually live in cool city, but I live 45 minutes away, so I just tell people I live in the city"
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
that mermaid story makes me so fucking IA, I have some condescending gymrat douches in my feed who post shit like this all the time
yes I want to be a whale plz iceland feast on my blubber go fuck yourself
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
chaki made me laff on the facebook:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/48141_10151488005165600_958512836_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
okay that's genius
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/426566_10151424280241192_1012890266_n.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
"yeah i see where you're going with thi--oh damn, got me again"
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
sharks eat millions of fish each year, which die in the process.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
for some reason I'm reminded of http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/112/843/killcrab.jpg
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
oh i see what you did th--zzzzzzzzz
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
That is one resigned-looking crab.
― nickn, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
The animal that is MAAAAAANNNN
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/58415_583078528387061_1503994741_n.jpg
No!
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
riding that train / high on vagina / casey jones you better watch your speed
― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
Going to plant a weeping vaginaOn the banks green edge it will grow grow grow
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
A touch of Vagina.
that's the only one I know...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
Sugar VaginaBlossoms blooming,Head's so emptyAnd I don't care.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
William Tell has stretched his vagina till it won't stretch no furthermore
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
Brown eyed women and red grenadine the vagina was dusty but the liquor was clean
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
Nothin shakin on Shakedown streetused to be the heart of vaginaDon't tell me this vagina ain't got no heartYou just gotta poke around
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
She has vagina begonias tucked into her curls
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
once in a while you get shown the vaginain the strangest of placesif you look at it right
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
Shakedown Vagina
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
oh it's been done
don't give into the facebook jpeg, guys
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
Replace a word in a song by a band with another word and post the hilarious results!
― ledge, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link