why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

p sure the bottom picture has in fact been squashed horizontally in photoshop

also no shit that lingerie models are hot

I dunno, ones below are blowing me a kiss, kind of hot

you like boobs *round of applause*

sorry to blow everyone's mind but

i like boobs

think about that one

like if you agree

i admire the stand u are taking for boobs

my cousin's been posting a lot of bs from this page lately.

Aren't those top models somewhere around a size 6?

Maybe 8-10, but well within the privileged-body zone.

someone needs to make one where the top pic is of porn stars

Someone needs to make that happen

top pic golden girls
bottom pic sex and the city

top pic suffragettes
bottom pic women getting burned at the stake for witchcraft

top pic English bulldogs
bottom pic French bulldogs

top pic two girls one cup
bottom pic granny porn

top pic peanut butter
bottom pic jelly

top pic Wesley snipes in to Wong foo
bottom pic Wesley snipes in blade

top pic ronin
bottom pic die hard 4

http://i.imgur.com/fKYdDtg.jpg

top pic ru paul
bottom pic paul rudd

omg.

phillip can i use that

"you don't need permission for anything!" -- johnny rotten bob marley

ty

hah

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/17640_474438809288915_1585763356_n.jpg

You'll never get anyone to like you if you treat them nicely. Everyone knows that!

Because I look like a truck

i hate it when girls always date the asshole trucks

http://static.commercialmotor.com/big-lorry-blog/DSC00185.JPG

She got dumps like a truck (truck, truck)

I think these trucks are hotter

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/oldblueengine/Pics/tsts.jpg

Than these

http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/2010/04/01/trucks.jpeg

would wreck

would shunt (the first being trains)

Girls don't date poor trucks that's just romance 101

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/164474_10152578066180057_217546010_n.jpg

I much preferred this one to the "Wait guys, turn back, we fucked up" one.

not sure why some bloke hanging himself should inspire hope

plus i kinda thought people who believed in the rapture were generally kind of down on evolution

it's not evolution, it's a man and his three pet apes finding a man hanging from a noose

"tonight...we feast"

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/556306_479660368739913_1693105082_n.jpg

A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "
Do share if you care.

whatever fatso

that story just makes me feel bad for mermaids, whales are bullies

About 1/3 of that is sound argument, but the other 2/3 comes straight out of crazy town.

And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Boy is that an open goal.

did anyone else just imagine her staring at the ad and saying all of this to herself while other people just walk on by without noticing

my cat would love such a woman

so, did she enter the gym?

does that photo look weirdly 'shopped to anyone else

when i was in middle school, this new kid started one year who had just moved from seattle and we all made fun of him because of his propensity to start sentences "back in seattle..." now i follow him on facebook and he seems pretty douchey, he's really into cigars, but mostly he reposts seattle/washington-related memes. most of them are about the seahawks but today i posted this:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733795_470576022996451_1026939062_n.jpg
which doesn't make any sense? idgi. but still laughing about how much this guy's identity is still based in being from seattle.

You did?

he did