Rolling 'this is sexist' thread

oh boy, MODESTY

"less is more" is a really confusing moral to this story

less clothing?

It's at times like these, the great heaven knows...

ZACH NOLD IS A SOPHOMORE ENGLISH AND TEACHING MAJOR. REACH HIM AT ZACHN✧✧✧@DAILYNEBRAS✧✧✧.C✧✧

Other ppl judging you based on your appearance is a fact of life; everyone knows this already. The best thing you can do if you want to break the judgment cycle is to keep your judgments to yourself; writing a stupid "I can't help but ogle you unless you wear pants" article is never available solution.

A good, tight pair of jeans will make you ladies feel sexy and take the judging out of the equation. A good, tight pair of jeans will make you ladies feel sexy and take the judging out of the equation. A good, tight pair of jeans will make you ladies feel sexy and take the judging out of the equation. A good, tight pair of jeans will make you ladies feel sexy and take the judging out of the equation. A good, tight pair of jeans will make you ladies feel sexy and take the judging out of the equation. A good, tight pair of jeans will make you ladies feel sexy and take the judging out of the equation. A good, tight pair of jeans will make you ladies feel sexy and take the judging out of the equation.

k3v otm

That was supposed to be "a viable"

I don't know why but I read that first sentence in comedy trailer voiceover voice xxxxp

ZACH NOLD IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT

Whether you have the most attractive legs in the world, or are simply an average girl realizing that leggings aren't helping the cause, you have learned the most important lesson today: Whether you have the most attractive legs in the world, or are simply an average girl realizing that leggings aren't helping the cause, you have learned the most important lesson today: Whether you have the most attractive legs in the world, or are simply an average girl realizing that leggings aren't helping the cause, you have learned the most important lesson today: Whether you have the most attractive legs in the world, or are simply an average girl realizing that leggings aren't helping the cause, you have learned the most important lesson today: Whether you have the most attractive legs in the world, or are simply an average girl realizing that leggings aren't helping the cause, you have learned the most important lesson today:

Obviously, with this restriction our Founding Fathers disenfranchised many people based on their race and gender, none of which was right. But they understood a concept that should be applied to today’s voting system. Only if you contribute to the betterment of a country can you vote in its elections.

This guy is a treasure trove of horribleness: http://www.dailynebraskan.com/opinion/article_372f6bca-2249-11e2-ab30-0019bb30f31a.html

Guy's noticed some leggings, what's the beef

hey look a conservative

http://noldwriting.blogspot.com/

Opinion Column 2012 NOLD: With simplified tax plan and economic benefits for all, ‘FairTax’ is a no-brainer

Opinion Column 2012 NOLD: Free speech shapes the world, should be fought for

Opinion Column 2012 NOLD: Voting is a privilege for contributing members of society

Opinion Column 2012 NOLD: United States needs to stand up for itself

Opinion Column 2012 Concealed weapons on campus create safer atmosphere

and a poem:

Naked Pain Heroes

lmao @ Naked Pain Heroes

Zachary Nold ‏@ZachNold
Here is my new column on feminism! NOLD: Feminism hurts modern-day relationships http://www.dailynebraskan.com/opinion/article_1b6e3d68-7c8e-11e2-a370-001a4bcf6878.html#.USfHJOpU2RY.twitter … via @@dailyneb

fantastic opening sentence there

How is this a real person and not onion?

Gliding with no precise movements,
boil flashed monarchs howl profanities like a purring kitten.

^YES

dailyneb

The next thought for many of us, if we are gentlemen, is, "Wow, I wonder if she gets around."

How gentlemanly.

it's only gentlemanly.

xpost!

Zach Nold probably thinks the taxes his parents pay entitles him to a vote, right?

http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/dailynebraskan.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/0/c9/0c9fb926-009f-11e2-8e4b-001a4bcf6878/5056dadf10dbe.image.jpg

Gliding with no precise movements (5),
boil flashed monarchs howl profanities like a purring kitten (8).

http://i47.tinypic.com/2ylmxxc.png

boil flashed monarchs howl profanities like a purring kitten

Kitties don't even talk like that.

man that guy's other editorials are just...they're exactly what i expected, actually

one weird trick to reading a nold article: click and drag the picture so that his face bounces on top of words you're reading, singalong style

this is one of the stupidest things i have ever read in my entire life

http://www.dailynebraskan.com/opinion/article_372f6bca-2249-11e2-ab30-0019bb30f31a.html

dude's an english major; what exactly does he think he's contributing to society

http://favstar.fm/users/zachnold

Feminism has met its goals and women are now equal with men as they should be. We are truly beginning to see feminism change our economy, college campuses and relationships. However, an overreaching has begun to happen through feminism whether or not they realize it.

Feminism has achieved what it was set out to do, and now that women are considered equal, ‘feminists’ want more. The movement is ruining modern relationships, and it’s bringing about the downfall of men. This can easily be seen by the numbers on a college campus and in the modern economy.

okay the leggings thing was o_O enough, but that one sheesh

congrats ladies

Putin howled profanities "like a kitten"

should introduce him and marc loi

otm

that we like to call the lovely lady lump

as equal with men as they should be

If we see less; we tend to want more.

his editor not only fails at preventing his garbage from being published, but also fails at preventing catastrophic semicolon fiascos.

this guy makes me sad to be a zach. step up your game, nebraska zach.

So, they continue to push against the ‘evil man’ until they can push no further.

Come over by this cliff, I have to show you something. It's really cool.

CIS-kill cliff

In this day and age, it’s usually the parent’s choices (exception: rape) that created the kid in the first place.

i am picturing him pausing and raising a finger, "exception: rape," magnanimous, graciously allowing the possibility that ~sometimes~ children aren't choices, and now i am picturing clenching all the blood out of my fists

yeah that was awfully big of him to make that exception

the lesson here of course is that college newspapers are a repository for the absolute worst people on the planet

obv

tho dollars:donuts ilx is home to a great deal of former collegiate journos