why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

ha!

the ellipsis really makes you pause and think...

...of horror movie taglines

... and Megadeth albums.

I think that was a 90s Megadeth album title & cover, actually

feel like there's gonna be a joke at the end but no

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg

no sexual videos on my wall :-(

SEND ME SEXIUAL PICTURE

i swear to god when i just went to facebook at the top of the page in the address thing it said: facebook.com/TOMBOT

i'm scared. is he watching me from an undisclosed location?

lol that's gr80's facebook username iirc

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542063_235521443220629_798393801_n.jpg

oh phew that was weird.

Totally read that as sarcasm. Stop being such a dick, Gosling.

that "Hackers are posting porn" is just a get-out clause in case you accidentally click like while you're on xHamster, rite?

sappy facebook memes: now available on one handy totebag

http://i.imgur.com/NUtkwKL.jpg?1

in that story, really love how the dad deals with his son, being a total dick. also at the beginning i was expecting it to be a story about how when you make money you pay taxes to assist stupid little shits who do nothing, some kind of crazy right-wing paranoia thing.

― Jibe, Friday, February 22, 2013 12:12 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol otm

xpost - KILL IT WITH FIRE

Ah yes, the lululemon bag. Makes me IA frequently!

^^^
When I was in jr high it was super cool to bring your gym clothes to school in a plastic Gap or The Limited bag, the kind that they gave you with your purchase, to signify that you shopped at these cool stores, and this is what I think of when I see grown ass women carrying their lunch in a Lululemon bag.

^^^

ESPRIT/Benetton bags at my school. I nabbed one of those large Chanel bag of my aunt's to carry paper/folders/pens around.

Oh shit yes, ESPRIT and Benetton, too. A Benetton bag was the ne plus ultra of plastic shopping bags repurposed for gym clothes.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/539619_159226204232217_2119605293_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/644271_159185017569669_52305171_n.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/sungazing1

alternatively:

GET LOST AND STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO

neither needle on a record there

"if you're this high, go and have a drink of water and a sit down"

so fucking tired of these showing up in my feed.

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/D943F474-A1B2-4F67-894B-048879FE2673-507-00000047F44CD04C_zpsc2eecb6b.jpg

Ugh, gross. Okay, thanks I'll updated whoyouprefertofuck.xls. Because your opinions on the fuckability of various women are super duper important.

p sure the bottom picture has in fact been squashed horizontally in photoshop

also no shit that lingerie models are hot

I dunno, ones below are blowing me a kiss, kind of hot

you like boobs *round of applause*

sorry to blow everyone's mind but

i like boobs

think about that one

like if you agree

i admire the stand u are taking for boobs

my cousin's been posting a lot of bs from this page lately.

Aren't those top models somewhere around a size 6?

Maybe 8-10, but well within the privileged-body zone.

someone needs to make one where the top pic is of porn stars

Someone needs to make that happen

top pic golden girls
bottom pic sex and the city

top pic suffragettes
bottom pic women getting burned at the stake for witchcraft

top pic English bulldogs
bottom pic French bulldogs

top pic two girls one cup
bottom pic granny porn

top pic peanut butter
bottom pic jelly

top pic Wesley snipes in to Wong foo
bottom pic Wesley snipes in blade

top pic ronin
bottom pic die hard 4

http://i.imgur.com/fKYdDtg.jpg

top pic ru paul
bottom pic paul rudd

omg.

phillip can i use that

"you don't need permission for anything!" -- johnny rotten bob marley