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i just received an email from my dentist and this is all it said:

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estela, Monday, 9 February 2009 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link

i have not been to a dentist in far too long. i wonder what freud would say about that?

gangsa paradise (tehresa), Monday, 9 February 2009 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link

whatever german for tsk is.

estela, Monday, 9 February 2009 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

do you think he would recant his tsk after i explained our bad situation for public health care in this country?

gangsa paradise (tehresa), Monday, 9 February 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

or at least reassign the tsk to gov't instead of me?

gangsa paradise (tehresa), Monday, 9 February 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

i sure hope so!

gangsa paradise (tehresa), Monday, 9 February 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

he might say you feel abandoned by your father (the government), but before that he might have asked you to pay upfront for your session.

estela, Monday, 9 February 2009 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I don't have a right to complain when all I've got is a set of fully-formed but cavity-prone wisdom teeth.

― cabernet slobodan (unregistered), Sunday, February 1, 2009 2:50 PM (1 month ago)

fuckfuckfuckfuck, so all 4 of my fully-formed wisdom teeth are coming out on May 1, which makes this my first surgery of my life and the first time I'll be under anesthesia. also the surgeon commented that I have a square jaw. was she hitting on me — y/n?

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

n

truthful admin, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

thanx truthful admin; I appreciate your frankness.

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:11 (fifteen years ago) link

oh lawd, a gis for "square jaw" pulls up this:

http://www.healthhype.com/wp-content/plugins/aging.jpg

^ my future o_O

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

spilled martinis? again?

gay admin, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

no, see

spilled martini w/ lime slice = gay
spilled martini w/ green olive = 100% hetero

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

ok but what does this have to do with dreams and mental problems?????

goaty (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

um

well, Dr. Harbl, I'm a-scared of the very real possibility that dislodged bone fragments will poke through my gums in the weeks or months following the tooth pulling, causing me much mental distress and possibly nightmares.

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

also your picture comes from a blog about bowel movements :P
http://www.healthhype.com/

goaty (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link

haha, how classy

Green bowel movement may be normal for a person that ingests a lot of black licorice

^genuinely surprised by this

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

um feel free to tempban me if I'm perverting the purpose of this board and taking the limelight away from your real patients

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:30 (fifteen years ago) link

you've been a good contributor i just hate to see ask dr. freud devolve into like i love everything

cranky admin, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

jk unregistered post as you please

goaty (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

yay to non-fascistic admins!

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link

please do not praise the admins

cranky admin, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

k

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link

this board sucks anymore

goaty (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2009 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link


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