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Movie about a freed slave bounty hunter that doesn't have ilx cry into its collective blankie

a romcom abt a guy running 'the game' and a girl using 'the rules' against each other

i love it.

charlie sheen cameo is a must.

dystopian futurescape, voiceover 'i never knew my parents, they died in the singularity, i just have this one video' video projected on wall is of a lady talking at sxsw, its mom, fn blogger asks question, its dad

The tale of the world's first Bitcoin billionaire.

its Hackers meets Wall Street for gen Y

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-G1cxdHhvmu4/T6Sj7fRNa3I/AAAAAAAAADk/xmT8bODtGMA/s1600/Green+Light.png

i dont know what the pitch is, but i do know the tagline is 'based on a true reddit post'

― kill yuppies (Lamp), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 7:13 PM (1 month ago)

bump.

guys we really should have been on this first:

http://i.imgur.com/bJkITn8.jpg

wow i loved space jam

NSFW: http://gawker.com/the-chris-christie-gangbang-sex-tape-that-wasnt-nsfw-1543352886

During the course of this research, he read somewhere that some mob families would occasionally initiate new members by forcing them to engage in acts of group sex (generally multiple male partners on one woman), and filming them. The idea, I guess, is a "team building" exercise that could also serve as a convenient blackmail tool if the need for leverage were to arise.

working title: "Just one of the Gang"

three schlubby would-be mob underlings and best friends in 1980's new jersey find themselves forced to have sex on camera with the same woman to show allegiance to a powerful mob family. but what happens when we discover one of them is a virgin and another falls in love with her? will stage fright get them before The Family does? find out in this raucous campy sex comedy.

i'm thinking alexandra daddario in the female lead and we're in talks with jody hill to direct

http://i.imgur.com/DG8jzYa.jpg

jimmy fallon and adam sandler make cameos as capos (in fat suits, obv)

Kickstarter for a movie in which Ben Savage runs a Kickstarter promising a 'Boy Meets World' movie but runs off with the cash

― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, September 25, 2014 5:50 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

michael j fox goes back in time to 1940 to kill hitler. while fleeing from hitler youth bullies, fox accidentally runs over his grandfather joachim von ribbentrop on his bike. ribbentrop is hospitalized and, in his absence, his lookalike grandson is mistaken for him and finds himself in a negotiation with a molotov-led soviet delegation. fox and molotov hit it off over their mutual love of baseball and, before he realizes what he has done, fox has brought the soviet union into the axis. fox looks at a photo of a bagel in his wallet and realizes it is gradually disappearing. time is running out for fox to convince hitler to launch operation barbarossa.

i had a terrible romantic comedy idea last night.

Two lovers register to be organ donors. Tragically they both die at a young age. Their eyes (or corneas, at least, although if this took place in the near future maybe it would be the entire eye) are transplanted into two other people, strangers, who of course run into each other on the street, look into each others' eyes, and fall in love at first sight. BUT, they really don't get along with each other and soon break up. but soon after, one of them is trapped in a fire and the other one happens to be there and saves their life. they get back together and this time have a child. but the old personality conflicts return as the realities of a dead-end job and extended postpartum depression set in. they go through marriage counseling, and it turns out the counselor was the former doorman for the apartment where the original eye donors briefly lived. he recognizes their eyes, but he can't say anything because it turns out that he was secretly in love with one of the donators. and looking at those corneas again, all these years later, he realizes he's still in love with her. he can never bring himself to say anything about it, but he does successfully sabotage their marriage. later they run into each other at a bar and he tries to see if there's a spark there between them, but there really isn't much there. he's very drunk, and ends up telling her that he sabotaged their marriage, not through anything that he said per se, but definitely by not saying what he should have said in his marriage counselor role. the eye donation receivers once again get back together, but this time they begin fighting from the first instant they reunite. they fight and fight, but by this time they're pretty old and there's little chance of finding anyone else out there and they'd rather not be alone, so they just stay together and talk about their eyeballs.

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 2, 2016 4:41 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ah god that's amazing

lol

damn from a doorman to a marriage counselor, good for him

eternal sunshine of the spotless retina

someone give me $300 and i'll make it. making a film can't be that hard, you just grab a camera and point a light at people, let them talk, do a little editing, close up of an eyeball, there's nothing to it

L.A. Jetee

splicing up eyeballs

im working on film script abt corporate espionage in the pharmaceutical industry

i like yr idea though z_s

hows the script coming Lamp