I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

I knew the day would come when I liked a big hit movie more than youse philistines

― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 19, 2013 9:59 AM (2 hours ago)

this guy loves star wars prequels and sam mendes bonds and all of the sudden we're the philistines

― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 19, 2013 10:00 AM (2 hours ago)

do not slander me, sirrah. I have never expressed love for Vader: A Psychohistory.

― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 19, 2013 10:04 AM (2 hours ago)

i was introduced to reddit by one of my roommates in nyc. he said he went to a new years eve reddit party where they spent the entire time doing math problems, and i can only assume drinking non-alcoholic beer. if that's your kinda thing it's probably heaven. personally i'd rather scratch my own balls.

― Spectrum, Wednesday, February 20, 2013 10:29 AM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark

Wait, are you implying ppl scratch other ppl's balls at reddit parties?

close. what i meant was every new years eve i host a genital-tasting event, men only, where everyone gets naked and we tongue each others balls. we rank each other on musk, odor, succulence, and saltiness, and the winner gets to masturbate on the rest of the participants. you should come sometime.

I bet that's what they all say.

what, at the end?

the lex (eric h)

I have never once caused half a kitchen to go up in flames by opening up a can of soda.

― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 3:22 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did Spike Lee really coin the term "magic negro" (as claimed in the Green Mile's wiki entry?)

― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, February 21, 2013 2:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, I actually think that was the original title of Kazaam before the producers came to their senses.

― Kilometers Davis (Old Lunch), Thursday, February 21, 2013 2:08 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

btw brad i never did thank you for being the biggest supporter of @steelydanlyrics - you always retweet me :)

― in a chef-driven ambulance (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, February 21, 2013 9:01 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's the best possible of all twitters

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, February 21, 2013 9:03 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it is maybe true that i don't know how to phrase things now that i'm a drunk guy

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, February 21, 2013 9:13 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

now that i know they're nazis i find their music so much more compelling

― Mordy, Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:11 (16 hours ago)

someone needs to make one where the top pic is of porn stars

― lag∞n, Sunday, February 24, 2013 2:07 AM

Someone needs to make that happen

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, February 24, 2013 2:09 AM

i couldn't stop laughing when i read that. out loud. i don't know why.

ironically, the people who are overdoing the reaction to this actually are being cunts

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, February 25, 2013 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

16 y/o atheists who can't get girls: truly the most dangerous ppl in america

― iatee, Tuesday, February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually I guess they have committed a lot of massacres but still

― iatee, Tuesday, February 26, 2013 11:52 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh god

BOTH PARTIES DUE IT

― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Tuesday, February 26, 2013 8:57 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

barry

― max, Tuesday, February 26, 2013 9:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes lisa?

― goole, Tuesday, February 26, 2013 9:32 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha

omg yes

is shakey mo posting from the uk?

I am in SF as usual

Shakey Mo Coullier

really it's way more amazing that you can fit like a million paintings on a VHS tape then that you can fit the contents of a VHS tape in an iphone, proportionally speaking.

don't get this - if you like your paintings in shitty resolution, you can fit bazillions on an iphone

― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, February 21, 2013 3:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can fit a few iphones in a vhs if you scoop out the innards

― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, February 21, 2013 3:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't get this - if you like your iphones in pointless places, you can fit a bazillion inside a volcano

― Øystein, Thursday, February 21, 2013 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i can fit my fist in my mouth

― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, February 21, 2013 3:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i can fit a--

nevermind

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 21, 2013 4:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe Woodward should ask Bill Casey how he thinks a president should comport himself.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 27, 2013 12:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That Anal Health speil is pretty cool, nice writes, nice little re-plating you did of Randian philosophy you did there, very nice

― i hold the kwok and you hold the kee (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Most of that book is about looking at your butthole in a mirror anyway

― I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Wednesday, February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe it is an Ayn Rand thing

― I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Wednesday, February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Atlas Winked

― i hold the kwok and you hold the kee (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, February 27, 2013 11:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh no!

I don't get the barry yes lisa thing. is that a ref to smth?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvar8h_computer-blue_music#.UTAeSzDk98E

plus, is there nothing more true to ilx than arguing about nonsensical board politics while throwing around accusations of latent racism? threads like this make me feel alive.

― J0rdan S., Friday, March 1, 2013 12:14 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sexism is just the icing on the urinal cake

― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, March 1, 2013 12:35 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude is the smile on a dog

― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, March 1, 2013 12:36 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't even know Suicide Girls were still around.
― :C (crüt)

due to the framework of their organization, their staff rapidly depleted before they could gain momentum
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S)

HAW

people who I have seen praising amanda palmer's TED talk on the Internet in the past hour: rashida jones, kenan

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 1, 2013 11:36 PM

lol

lmao

dying

a pretty routine funk band formless jamming and prince mostly watched and or diddled around on keyboards every once in a while

bummed I apparently missed this rare live performance of the N.E.W.S. album in its entirety

― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, March 4, 2013 4:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get over it!

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, March 3, 2013 2:32 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ things don henley says to teenage prostitutes who are mad he stole their drugs

― some dude, Sunday, March 3, 2013 2:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IT'S A STRONG ONE

there's gonna be a lot of great video of people getting repeatedly jacked for their Google Glass tho

― "Bellini." (DJP), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno, everyone thought the ipad was doomed too

― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the ipad would have been doomed if it was called the ihat

― iatee, Monday, 4 March 2013 20:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/522740_342293792538157_571851336_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, March 4, 2013 7:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

daaamn looks like the steinbrenners aren't the only ones to have owned the yankees~~

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, March 4, 2013 7:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

On her last day at one job, her 75-year-old supervisor asked her to help move some heavy things in her house. In her garage, the supervisor opened a door from which issued a blinding stream of light.

“It was a huge room filled with her own field of marijuana plants,” Ms. Schiller said. “She conscripted me for no pay to harvest it overnight. She makes $35,000 per crop and it goes straight to her retirement account.”

The intern’s payment the next morning: a breakfast burrito.

!!!

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, March 4, 2013 9:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dear high times magazine,

i thought the letters here were fake until something similar happening to me!

― Mordy, Monday, March 4, 2013 9:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

lol @ the yankees thing

lol @ mordy

It feels like this strategy of connecting with fans and plugging into your base and discovering the future of music is 99% branding yourself as the kind of person who is great at connecting with fans and 1% actual connecting with fans.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, March 5, 2013 3:01 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like she is doing a lot of connecting, whether it's selling wine bottles or sleeping in their houses, tbfair

― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 5, 2013 3:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or asking for their free labour

― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 5, 2013 3:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if anything, she's connecting too much

― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 5, 2013 3:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"please show us on the doll where Amanda Palmer connected with you"

― "Bellini." (DJP), Tuesday, March 5, 2013 4:00 PM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is there really still a thread where people are talking about Amanda Palmer?

was gonna say tbh

don't try and cover up the abuse

she just did a TED talk so

she just did a TED talk tonight, must've been something she said