Baltimore

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/dundalk/bal-baltimore-county-police-raid-plaza-flea-market-for-counterfeit-goods-20130216,0,6308959.story

In November, Baltimore County police responded to the shopping centerafter a fight erupted between opposing motorcycle gang member. Two members of the Titan Motorcycle Club were charged with assault, while the victim, a 52-year-old man from Dundalk, a member of Demon Souls, non life-threatening injuries after he after he was hit with a rubber mallet.

Fuckin' Dundalk.

I mean, also, fuckin' Baltimore Sun, if that paragraph is anything to go by.

live, work, shop, hit with rubber mallet
dundalk

inmategram http://foxbaltimore.com/news/features/featured/stories/inmate-at-baltimore-detention-center-free-instagram-1234.shtml#.UZ1a9Cv7192

http://www.vice.com/vice-news/white-student-union

"Let's go say hi to the black student union. The white student union should be able to converse with our ... brothers. Hi guys. Hi. We just wanted to know - because we're the white student union - and we're actually doing a night patrol? And we wanted to invite anybody who wanted to come ... with us. If you guys were interested? You gotta finish your paper? Ok, we just wanted to invite you guys if you guys were interested in trying to make the campus a better place. Maybe next time. Raincheck, right?"

it fills me with rage to watch this shithead walk around my old campus

there's something about this type of white person aside from his being a racist that is really grating, it's that way of talking in a certain tone where you are pretending to be reasonable and not full of anger toward other humans. "but, demanding equality, uh, for white people apparently isn't very popular. but, ya know, that's ok." *chews gum* i listen to am radio in the car sometimes and those guys are always doing that stuff!

yeah it's very much a 21-year-old's idea of reason and authority, which he will surely retain for the rest of his adult life

have u guys seen britney girl dale on ritchie highway and on youtube, also was driving on falls rd during honfest (yuck) and i saw her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNvlQzOW2dc

aw, that's a shame. I love that KOA campground.

I have brooklyn friends who post occasional sightings of Britni Girl Dale on fb. She is an intense and polarizing figure. I can only wish all the best for her.

http://www.segsinthecity.com/baltimore%20safari.htm

Oh God. That thought of Segways in downtown Annapolis is filling me with rage.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7242/7253758370_3339659481_z.jpg

Other Considerations
Weight: Segway recommends the maximum weight of riders be restricted to 260lbs, as this will ensure the maximum battery usage. Some folks maybe a little over this weight and this will not generally affect the performance of the segway

lol i saw that segs in the city somewhere a couple weeks ago. maybe in little italy. i love that don juan thing with its dreams for poor people.

i keep listening to the first minute or so of this britneyke$hagirldale youtube. she recently posted one of her in pasadena at dawn humping a topless woman whose nipples were on fire but i dunno if it's still on youtube

public trans is weak, not a great city to get around in w/o a car.

Thinkin' bout goin down for couple days, stay sorta near Mt Vernon, take taxis, train into DC for a ballgame (O's not home).

Anne Arundel County Police Department
Please Share/RT: WANTED: #HoCoPolice offer up to $50,000 for info on Stephon Prather, suspect who shot officer in Laurel.

Kesha Girldale OMG GET THE MORON IN JAIL SHOT ONE OF Britney Girl Dale BOYS IN BLUE HELL NO. HE BETTER GET THE CHAIR .HE GOING BURN IN HELL YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE.

http://bestofbmore311.tumblr.com/

I ask that the city please remove these rats

hoffman awnings are better
they are the talk of the town
they come in all styles and colors
with the best guarantees around

always remember hoffman
call them any time of the day
685-5687
call john today!

Tuvan throat singing at towson tomorrow night:

http://events.towson.edu/event/alash_ensemble_throat_singing_from_tuva#.Un2CZxZeO7c

i saw a Towson University banner ad on DatPiff today

Fuyuki Yamakawa did an amazing Tuvan throat singing thing at High Zero one year

i feel like there should be a third thing in this post but there is not

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2013/11/26/missing-baltimore-man-29-last-seen-walking-from-fells-point-bar-on-friday/

A friend of a friend. From fb:

He has been missing for two days and was last seen in the Canton area. He has a Black Mazda 3, 4 door with Air Force Wings decals on back windshield (also missing) Prayers for his family. Baseball community please share

http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/2013/11/meet-dale-crites-a-k-a-britneygirl-dale/#1

whoa!

Justin Fenton ‏@justin_fenton 2h
ROBBERY: Dec. 1, 5:10 PM 1200 W. 36th St.(HAMPDEN) 21 y/o victim reported being robbed of a cell phone while making a drug sale

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1455009_10152135070043385_1154103603_n.jpg

Jesus. Another missing friend of a friend.

http://i.imgur.com/U3hy6I7.jpg

has wye river ever shown up in mix tape / gig poster iconography?

it's time for quizzical "news" articles about putting a chair in your parking spot

#baltimorelifehacks

afaict there are a whole bunch of articles and tweets going around referring to the parking spot chair thing as a "chicago thing" or a "boston thing" or a "baltimore thing" when clearly it's just kinda done anywhere where it snows. pretty dumb.

no everything that happens has to be only in baltimore

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/music/midnight-sun-blog/bs-ae-hopkins-dolby-20140228,0,4292987.story

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2014/03/baltimore_s_rosewood_scandal_wealthy_families_sprang_asylum_inmates_to_be.html

this seems rly obnoxious. ur pizza isn't that great anyway

http://www.iggiespizza.com/The_Rules.html

nice 1995 website btw

UGH . even when i lived near there i would rarely go because i hate all their stupid rules. they act like they hate having customers.

i'd rather eat a flatizza

i've been to iggie's. it was ok. lol at them being butthurt about customers not busing their own tables well enough.

thats why i stick with outback steakhouse. no rules, just right.

are you allowed to throw your food if you don't like it?

i'd rather eat a flatizza

― flatizza (harbl),

co-worker's review after trying a flatizza: "pretty good"

marijuanaland

i have a client who appealed a 90 day sentence from district court for POINT ONE GRAMS. new law doesn't really start until 10/1 but maybe it'll help. such bullshit.

btw does anyone have an illegal link to the nyer article about the jail