worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/c6d9f37c771111e2962a22000a1f930e_7.jpg

maura and i went to the times square one last night and it was as bad as advertised (though the margaritas were actually not terrible at all). these are the "guy-talian nachos," the memory of which is going to haunt me for awhile. i don't even want to discuss the tacos, which might have been okay if it weren't for all the barbecue sauce and sour cream

somehow the most disconcerting thing about it - even more so than the $95-for-two valentine's prix fixe they were offering - was that the bar tvs were all playing whatever was on the food network at the time

kinda expensive for an ironic meal no

i think they didn't order the prix fixe

they ordered the pee chips

I glanced at the menu when I walked by this place and even the not prix fixe is pretty expensive irony idk

I am guilty of getting BBQ on my free bird

http://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/post/43078937407/hi-im-guy-fieri

Doctor said, “Great chef Guy Fieri is in town. Go see him. That will cheer you up.” “But doctor,” I said, “I am Guy Fieri.”

Guy, I'm Hi Fieri

guy is going to be a successful california politician, mark my words

I'm Guy! Guy Fieri.

the wine was good. the jalapeño marg almost killed me

and the steak was the worst steak i have had ever

omg you ordered the steak? you are fearless.

that looks pretty good. would eat

http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/

was just coming to post that

same here

hamburger-fisted pig skins

Add a Cinnabon and two more Cinnabons

"Donkamole"

"endangered with shaved lamb"

too real

http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/guy.jpg

For those who hate clicking.

practically deserves it's own thread. I'd vote Panamania!

Appears to have had a precedent, shall we say

http://t.co/lUx6KaBO

actually writing jokes > weird twitter

The ref to the College song from the Drive sndtrk is a nice touch

looks like he actually took all of the jokes on his menu from "weird twitter"

oh this isn't real?

looks like he actually took all of the jokes on his menu from "weird twitter"

― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 12:58 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

i mean clearly the one overarching joke of parodying guy fieri's restaurant menu is the same, but that's basically about it

i should have guessed it wasn't a real restaurant menu because it wasn't in flash.

i mean clearly the one overarching joke of parodying guy fieri's restaurant menu is the same, but that's basically about it

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:06 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah bruh, exact jokes and everything: http://i.imgur.com/uS4XN0W.jpg

noooooo some anonymous uncredited person co-opted a bunch of jokes from people who gain nothing from their twitter accounts anyway that bastard

wait how do you know these twitter people didn't just copy guy fieri?

nah bruh, exact jokes and everything: http://i.imgur.com/uS4XN0W.jpg

― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:17 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh word. well anyway by "weird twitter" i meant "the culture of just muddling the spelling of words and thinking it's always funny" not "amateur twitter comedians"

lol at zachlyon tho

lol i don't have no stake in this fight just sayin, i saw mobute yelling about this on twitter earlier

(and tbh i'm not reaaaaaaally sure what "weird twitter" is at this point, is it like those annoying LIL INTERNET/420bonerhugs-type dudes?)

i don't even know

i definitely feel like the idea of guy fieri is the internet's joke at this point but guy really should have at least cited those tweets if he was gonna use them wholesale and then build off it from there. i don't think anyone would have minded.

noooooo some anonymous uncredited person co-opted a bunch of jokes from people who gain nothing from their twitter accounts anyway that bastard

― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:21 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

I guess we know which way you fall on the harlem shake thing then

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Meanwhile

http://flint.craigslist.org/fbh/3632016862.html

Anyway, the 'rrhea just wouldn't stop

http://blog.brooklynpubliclibrary.org/image.axd?picture=2009%2F6%2Frhea.bmp

whenever something like this happens I just marvel at the complete lack of shame or morality from these people. Like yeah they didn't steal something of great value but their reaction to being caught is pure Ted Bundy shit.

Trust me, Guy Fieri is probably takin' my REAL suggestions into close consideration for big $$$, so they can suck it. (Just imagine me doin' the DX "suck it" SO hard, right in their face with the heat of a thousand suns, you guys. Man. So, SO hard.)

All these assholes are in town for SoBe Food & Wine Festival.

http://csh.bz/gifmelter/melt.html?http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

somebody's going to hell
and it ain't me

I have had less terrifying experiences with endless porn popups in a work environment. Jesus.