please have sex with this one weird person
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
I'm a pisces and I'm offended by that message.
This means nothing -- Stephen Fry
― dog latin, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
That album cover never fails to conjure up the ghost of a trucker hat for me. And perhaps more importantly, the ghost of a couch.
― how's life, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
so sad I was the most selfish and mean :(
― carl agatha, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
i can see your tears
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
NEVER TRUST 3 PEOPLE
SAGITTARIUS, ARIES, PISCES
YOU ARE THE REASON THEY MASTURBATE
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
I AM NOT SELFISH AND MEAN YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HOW AWESOME I AM
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
i have to believe that masturbation one is satirical
― goole, Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
stops being satirical at the moment that 80% of the dumb motherfuckers from my high school on my facebook start reposting it
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
maybe they were all thinking of that one person, you know the one
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
NickB?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
oi!
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
it was a callback <3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
gertcha!
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
kind of a golden oldie at this point
http://i.imgur.com/mL3kUQG.jpg
these seemingly fake Audrey Hepburn quotes have made me curious to know what Hepburn actually was like. The fact that she was Andrew Loog Oldham's first androgynous crush, and gave him the idea to make the Stones go epicene, makes her glamrock's secret godmother.
― Cunga, Friday, 15 February 2013 06:32 (eleven years ago) link
Believing that tomorrow is another day, that's kind of a stretch, isn't it?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 February 2013 06:34 (eleven years ago) link
I now remember that I tried to get my friend to make that quote into a Neil Young macro but he never got around to it.
― Cunga, Friday, 15 February 2013 07:16 (eleven years ago) link
I believe that pretty girlsAre the happiest girls.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 February 2013 11:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/73412_376517455779621_1211367671_n.jpg
― ey, Friday, 15 February 2013 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
. When a person makes lists about other people, that person is judgemental
― Mark G, Friday, 15 February 2013 12:23 (eleven years ago) link
.When you wish upon a star makes no difference who you are- Walt Marley
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 15 February 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
when a person uses on instead of about that person is stupid
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
of the money
― Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
when a person cries on little things, like doll furniture, that person is weird
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
When a person eats in an unusual way, that person is in tension
http://girlmeetsfreak.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/the-fly-1986-jeff-goldblum22.jpeg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 15 February 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
intention
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
a new show on NPR
― ey, Friday, 15 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
kinda scary...
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/60749_277462715718412_1197260639_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
-Bill Plympton
― how's life, Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/ikepigott/AFruGFaoMsZYLyqhGHVznV97DomC9aqIpy7VhwtAll7WzV3d1m1yZO1Rv1WJ/recursive-mouth-boy.gif
― carl agatha, Saturday, 16 February 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/163306_309734179129889_439205631_n.jpg
― Neil S, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
I've hit the mother-lode of terrible, terrible Facebook macros:http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-speak-sarcasm-as-a-2nd-language/215996821836959
― Neil S, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
great idea.
― how's life, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580991_309596569143650_961957152_n.jpg
pretty sure that isn't how parentheses work
― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
just one of a series of questions I had about that one
― Neil S, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600656_308936845876289_1652971815_n.jpg
785 people like this.331 shares
― Neil S, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
...said the Jackalope.
― Aimless, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.jackalope.org/wp-content/uploads/JackalopeHistory3.jpg
― Aimless, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
HANG IN THERE*kitten in tree.jpg*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
a coworker of mine's father died a few weeks ago & it was very sad. but now she incessantly posts creepy macro messages everyday "LIKE THIS TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN THAT I LOVE YOU DADDY' or "TAKE THESE DOVES AND SHARE THEM ON YOUR WALL TO FIGHT CANCER" and "DAD YOU ARE MY ANGEL".
It's v creepy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn102.iofferphoto.com/img/item/430/719/76/o_CHERISH.jpg
― Mordy, Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
nooooooooooooooooo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
real dads
― Mordy, Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
"make your own"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
oh. make her your own. I misread that lol
lol @ that but creepy products/ads are not really what this thread is about?
― weed, tumblr whites and wein (some dude), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
that was just a response to veg's story and not its own fb post, officer. sorry for the confusion etc.
― Mordy, Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
18" Long
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
and pink and wrinkly
― drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
self censored there
― ...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:37 (eleven years ago) link