I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

lol

holy christ:

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― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 6:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

k lo really needs an intervention

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:02 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get a youtube, k-ster

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:16 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or pope up yr teddy ruxpin

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:17 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ not a euphemism btw

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:18 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/377714_607919685901291_584117607_n.jpg

― :C (crüt), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:12 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a rabbit that is split into 7 rabbits can never go back to being one rabbit

― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're just splitting hares now

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

run rabbit run

"unless we used a second prism. then it would definitely go back to the way it was before."

Wish You Were Hare

That Joke Isn't Bunny Anymore

http://i.imgur.com/LyOt7hy.jpg

― 乒乓, Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

L-R: Robert Patrick, a very lifelike model

― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:11 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

L-R, ILXor kenan, a T-1000.

― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not going to ask what the hole's for then.

― pplains, Wednesday, February 13, 2013 11:12 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loool

Speaking of musicians, one of the highlights of Mingus's autobiography is claiming he needed to get a special toilet installed in his house - maybe a special urinal? - so that his dick wouldn't land in the water.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:20 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no no you don't understand, Dick was the name of his cat

― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:40 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is fucking all time funny

it's the lol that keeps on giving

yeah fine work indeed by mencap, tho it probably requires knowledge of

http://mingusmingusmingus.com/Mingus/cat_training.html

thx for mansplaining

mingusplaining

angrymanofjazzplaining

misread that badly

me too

yeah cuz clearly everyone knows about an article charles mingus wrote about his cat's toilet training

p. much

okay lol

i was happy to learn about charles mingus's innovative ideas regarding feline pottytraining

i feel informed now

Always wondered what kitty git shit in yr bowl was about

ikr but share a marginal bit of trivia to contextualize the wit of dj mencap and some old dork takes it as a personal affront xp

lol

ikr but share a marginal bit of trivia to contextualize the wit of dj mencap and some old dork takes it as a personal affront

lol u madd doggie

u pooped cattie

Excelsior

that mingus cat training thing is so awesome

i have a friend who tried it, but his dumber cat was dragging down the smarter one + unpleasant paw prints on the seat

oh god, I could only imagine how bad that would be in a multi-cat household

this is reminding me of achewood's use of "Nightlife Mingus" as a character though

I thought about toilet training the cats but the price of failure is too high.

oh minguspaws

Nightlife is a cool cat name

So's Dick.

i shall name my next cat Mingus.

When the time comes you cannot put sand in a toilet.

yeah cuz clearly everyone knows about an article charles mingus wrote about his cat's toilet training

― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 21:29 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was joking, bring on the jazzplaining!

happy to help
http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=06202003

good spiritual hat on that cat

your favorite 'character says the name of the movie' lines

"no, i don't tip... i'm a RESERVOIR DOGS"

― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, February 14, 2013 7:54 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man no matter how hard I try achewood is the prairie home companion of comics for me

reasonable comparison, we'll page you when the sound bite version comes out

Hell, Achewood's font even looks like GK's tone of speech.

i feel like i'm reading a language i dont understand when i read that comic

achewood is a feeling

http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=06102003

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7n1qpmKK31qkiabg.gif

otm