Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"WE ARE THE MODS! WE ARE THE MODS! WE ARE THE WE ARE THE WE ARE THE MODS!"

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

"I'm here to audition for the late night adult oriented re-imaging of 'Street Hawk'."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

"Instead of a rocket powered Hyperthrust, I just set light to my farts."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

"No, it's not a gearstick."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

"People are always telling me that this is a sign of a mid-life crisis."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

"I love the feeling of the wind in my hair."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

"I think if you re-read the Highway Code, you'll find that it really does say Mirror-Signal-Take All Your Clothes Off-Maneuver."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

"Pull over, this is the Naked Police. You are under a vest."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

"Hey, watch that you don't collide with that cartoonist's signature that's been carelessly left in the road."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

"You remind me of that Bjork album, Vespa Teen."

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

"I nearly got pulled over by the cops back there. I guess it's because my bike doesn't have rear-view mirrors."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

"your scarf appears to be asymmetrical, this lack of propriety offends me."

hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

"I really shouldn't be riding this bike. I had a skinful last night."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

"Can you believe that I only placed second in that Richard Nixon lookalike contest? The judges said that I didn't creep them out enough."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

"So are you on your way to Burning Man too?"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

"I only accept gas or grass. As you can see I already have enough ass."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

"My tribute band's called White Rebel Motorcycle Club."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

"Stop laughing -- just wait till the engine warms up."

Øystein, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

My other penis is a harley

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

"I dishonoured my fellow Angels and was stripped of my colours"

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

"I am cross at you!"

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

"I own this land! The rule is get your fucking clothes off!"

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

"You won't find a view better than my nuts!"

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

"Wanna go for a ride?"

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

"Yes, this is a naked attempt to get you to sleep with me."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

"Fashion is cyclical."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

"Do you like my hog?"

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

"I got strip-searched by the highway patrol, okay?"

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

"What? Never heard of a codpiece?"

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

"Not to be pedantic, but your scooter shouldn't have foot pegs."

I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

"I am Bob Dole btw"

I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/p465/130225_contest_p465.jpg

Mark G, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

"yknow I should really have thought about the photo frame costs before I married a giraffe."

hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

"My wife did always say I care more about my penis than my family."

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

"oh, her? it came with the frame."

abanana, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

"Turns out she was just three kids in a trench coat."

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

Aw, I like that a lot.

Øystein, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's amazing

administrator galina (Matt P), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

I say it every week, but that's a winner.

Mark G, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

agreed, that's beautiful - it must win

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

"She was a real snake, Jenkins."

Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

"I'm glad you like it; it was a long shot."

Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/03/04/p465/130304_contest_p465.jpg

Mark G, Monday, 25 February 2013 11:43 (eleven years ago) link

"Uh oh, the lights have just gone out!"

Mark G, Monday, 25 February 2013 11:43 (eleven years ago) link

The pic isn't showing for me.

Tuomas, Monday, 25 February 2013 11:50 (eleven years ago) link

ttj

Mark G, Monday, 25 February 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago) link

atm

Mark G, Monday, 25 February 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago) link

???

Tuomas, Monday, 25 February 2013 11:53 (eleven years ago) link


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