"I've got a big horn. And so does the bike."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
"People say that a lot, but no, I'm not that sissymanwh0re guy..."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
"I have sex fully clothed just to be ironic."
"So waddya think? Should Naked Motorcycling be a sport at the 2020 Olympics?"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
"I used to be the Pope's pacemaker, but now he's retiring."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm a vegan, so I'm against wearing leather."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
"Did you order the Pizza?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
"The North Koreans have just defied a nuclear test ban, so I thought 'Who's going to car about a guy riding around naked?'"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
s/car/care
"You should record a cover version of Jasper Carrott's 'Funky Moped'."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
"So we finally got a TV station to pick up our reboot of Kick Start. Unfortunately it was the Playboy Channel."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
"This is my ironic Barry Sheen tribute act, Barry Obscene."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
"So I auditioned for the 4th presenter slot on Top Gear and they said no! Apparently I wasn't controversial enough."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
"WE ARE THE MODS! WE ARE THE MODS! WE ARE THE WE ARE THE WE ARE THE MODS!"
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm here to audition for the late night adult oriented re-imaging of 'Street Hawk'."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Instead of a rocket powered Hyperthrust, I just set light to my farts."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
"No, it's not a gearstick."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
"People are always telling me that this is a sign of a mid-life crisis."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
"I love the feeling of the wind in my hair."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
"I think if you re-read the Highway Code, you'll find that it really does say Mirror-Signal-Take All Your Clothes Off-Maneuver."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
"Pull over, this is the Naked Police. You are under a vest."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/11/p465/130211_contest_p465.jpg
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey, watch that you don't collide with that cartoonist's signature that's been carelessly left in the road."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
"You remind me of that Bjork album, Vespa Teen."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
"I nearly got pulled over by the cops back there. I guess it's because my bike doesn't have rear-view mirrors."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
"your scarf appears to be asymmetrical, this lack of propriety offends me."
― hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
"I really shouldn't be riding this bike. I had a skinful last night."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
"Can you believe that I only placed second in that Richard Nixon lookalike contest? The judges said that I didn't creep them out enough."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
"So are you on your way to Burning Man too?"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
"I only accept gas or grass. As you can see I already have enough ass."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
"My tribute band's called White Rebel Motorcycle Club."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
"Stop laughing -- just wait till the engine warms up."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
My other penis is a harley
― ...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
"I dishonoured my fellow Angels and was stripped of my colours"
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
"I am cross at you!"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
"I own this land! The rule is get your fucking clothes off!"
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
"You won't find a view better than my nuts!"
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Wanna go for a ride?"
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
"Yes, this is a naked attempt to get you to sleep with me."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Fashion is cyclical."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
"Do you like my hog?"
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
"I got strip-searched by the highway patrol, okay?"
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
"What? Never heard of a codpiece?"
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
"Not to be pedantic, but your scooter shouldn't have foot pegs."
― I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
"I am Bob Dole btw"
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/p465/130225_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
"yknow I should really have thought about the photo frame costs before I married a giraffe."
― hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
"My wife did always say I care more about my penis than my family."
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
"oh, her? it came with the frame."
― abanana, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Turns out she was just three kids in a trench coat."
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link