Coint and Plick 2013 - The Sixth Annual ILX Video Game Poll

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lol, gimpshit.

emil.y, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

the demo for sleeping dogs was so s o bad that i never even thought of going back to play it - is the real game much better wrt the actual melee/shooting mechanics? because the demo was pretty lacking, esp the hit detection etc.

obv i am not opposed to changing my mind about a game after disliking the demo because BULLETSTORM

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

JJJ - did you change your mind about Kingdoms of Amalur? Because that demo was hideous. Even worse than Sleeping Dugs.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

Sleeping Dogs was awesome because street vendors sold you stat buffs in the form of dim sum, and for the 80's throwback comedy horror Halloween dlc.

I wish they would have beefed up the drunken master style a bit more tho. I'd like a deeper moveset.

Playing the game has the same effect as watching proper kung fu flicks. "Dude, I'm hungry, lets go get some pork bun."

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

Sleeping Dogs up on EU PS+ today, gonna try it out later on tonight

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

i never actually bought kingdoms of amular, but yes, you are right, that might have been the worst demo of 2012.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

how's the format sitting with everyone? I went link and info heavy; you should be able to learn a lot more about these games with minimal effort.

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

works for me.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i am down

i am actually about to finish a game that i voted for (no spoilers) which i almost never do these days, which i find exciting. might have actually bumped it further up the list if i had spent more time with it before voting

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't know the Simpsons had a game like that. I wish there was another puzzle element in it like Puzzlecraft had to offset the mindless timed tapping away

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

puzzlecraft was 99% puzzle! the timed tapping was just a dumb mechanic to stretch out the puzzling.

s.clover, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

& to drive purchases of in-game money

dammit I wish they would update that game, would happily keep playing it but there's no more "progress" to be made

Euler, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

i want 20000000000

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

yessssssss

Euler, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

also want plants vs zombies 2 ffs

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

yessssssss

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Euler, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

just played through the spellwood lite version and yeah, i could see this getting pretty fun, altho i have to rewire my scrabble brain not to plan ahead since they yank the words after play, but that does add an interesting mechanic. kinda cutesy to the point of semi-annoyance, and it seems mostly like single player scrabble with a wrap around it. not bad tho

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

You can play it 2p, which is how I play it.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

puzzlecraft was so quick to beat, even with no iap. i have no idea why anyone would have actually spent for it.

s.clover, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

so far all these games look like garbage

888 (Lamp), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

Well, these are the one-vote, lowest possible points ties, so yeah, most of them will be 'a thing I played that passed the time and was relatively fun but certainly not the best game ever'.

emil.y, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

so far the lowest-rated games in this poll dont look good!!!

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/48124_10151114325844649_2118752997_n.jpg

^^ also enjoy puzzles

888 (Lamp), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

Which one are you?

emil.y, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

im the ocean

888 (Lamp), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

is that...castlevania III?

Z S, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

i think i checked out waking mars earlier this year but it was too pricey for an iphone game. i'm really interested in it tho.

Super Monsters Ate My Condo! > different game from normal monsters ate my condo?

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

btw enjoy your free tiki drinks while you can, kid - someday you're going to have to pay for those ingredients yourself, and good demerara is hard to find

Z S, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

That's Simons Quest, I think. 88-89 release. Played it too many times.

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah its castlevania II iOS

888 (Lamp), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

ah, i should have recognized that, because i just busted it out two nights ago for the first time in forever! i'm not a big fan of simon's quest! there are too many infinitely frustrating obstacles that have nothing to do with skill. for example, not just once but several times in the first 30 minutes of gameplay, there are fake ledges - you walk over them and just fall through them. there's no rhyme or reason to them, you just have to get punished and then remember they're there on your next attempt. when that happened the 10th time i turned off my nes in disgust. as a 29-year-old in 2013.

Z S, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

oh my god mcpixel

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

thank you to whoever voted for this

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

you mean to tell me i coulda put 8 points on the game party champions and it would have been TOP ILX C&P WII U GAME OF ALL TIME (for a year)????

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

Bob-omb The Videogame Industry! (Will M.), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

why am i rooting so much for this system to bankrupt nintendo forever? i don't even understand it myself tbh.

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

i would like to cosign that (lol)

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

i'm also rooting for nintendo to fail. i kinda feel like their whole take on gaming atm is incredibly cynical and increasingly lazy idk. i've had some fun times w/ the wii so i don't want to totally write them off but

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

Because then you'd be able to play their games on other systems, which, due to having a library of decent games made by other companies, are worth owning? As compared ot a Nintendo system, which you only buy to play Nintendo games?

Bob-omb The Videogame Industry! (Will M.), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

yes, otm

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

plenty of games by 3rd parties on Nintendo handhelds worth playing, almost all by Japanese developers though

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway it was me who voted for Nintendoland and, um, most of it's shit actually. I just threw it some points because the Mario Chase minigame is a really fun time, it's the best little whole-family-all-on-one-sofa-having-the-giggles thing we've played this year. But that one minigame definitely isn't worth buying the whole game for, and definitely definitely definitely isn't worth buying the whole console for.

JimD, Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

all i played this year was FTL so i am just an observer but the encyclopedic style of the entries is a+ forks

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

so if anyone downloads the simpsons tapped out and wants to become friends with me in the game that is by no means totally pathetic and sad.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 February 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

Ha

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 7 February 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

yo jjj i friended u in a game that is by no means totally pathetic and sad fyi

Mordy, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

whats your username?

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

oh ha i am assuming you are a something unpronoucable that starts w/ an l?

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

yes that is me

Mordy, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

and for some reason i can't add your city oh crul ringmaster world

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I had to pay for both of the multiplier goals, but only after I tried to do them without boosts or hats. Fucking bullshit

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 22 February 2013 07:31 (eleven years ago) link

However I have hit the 1 billion high score now, so I have scraped my way into the top 20000. ffs

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 22 February 2013 07:33 (eleven years ago) link

Can't hit 1 billion yet. Still at 800 million asjklfjskladfjkalsdf

Jeff, Friday, 22 February 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago) link

Pushed over 3 billion this morning but I'm still nowhere near Dan.

JimD, Friday, 22 February 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

The multiplier goals are totally broken, don't know why

This beat is TWEENCHRONIC (DJP), Friday, 22 February 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

buy the hats, they'll slowly push your score up

Nhex, Friday, 22 February 2013 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

dled this but oh shit, is this a game I'm gonna have to shell out "real money" to do well at. b/c fuck that obi

Euler, Friday, 22 February 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

nah you don't. i thought that at first too but you really don't have to

Nhex, Friday, 22 February 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

yeah you don't have to at all

I grabbed the game before it was free (;_;) and that is the only money I've paid for it

This beat is TWEENCHRONIC (DJP), Friday, 22 February 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

sorry I failed to get a vote in.
woulda gone for:

1000000
Dishonored
Walking Dead - though this does suffer from some of the same QTE lag annoyances that happen in Witcher 2 which I am currently crawling through

did not like ME3 or Diablo 3 - got burnt out on both after a couple hours. still have not fired up sleeping dogs.

most of my gametime went to LoL and word games on ipad/iphone :-/

bnw, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

surprised Dyad isn't on here. I should've voted.

GM, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

it kinda flew under the radar here, even more than most PSN games

Nhex, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

hotline miami! amazing!

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 July 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link


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