I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

big perp using this failed release to harvest clicks for buzzfeed using a completely contentless fluffpiece is like whiney's worst nightmare, glad he's not around to see this. could only be worse if it also had pictures of bacondogpuppies

― 乒乓, Saturday, February 2, 2013 3:13 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Return Of My Bloody Valentine [Started by JP Almeida (JP Almeida) in July 2003, last updated 4. helmikuuta 2013 14:44 by Manti and the Catfish (Trayce)] 750 new answers

What happened, did they release a new album or something?

― Tuomas, Monday, February 4, 2013 12:49 PM (1 minute ago)

posts very much in character

well that too, but I LOLed so it's posted here.

oh yes it's worthy of this thread!

For the full effect

The Return Of My Bloody Valentine [Started by JP Almeida (JP Almeida) in July 2003, last updated 4. helmikuuta 2013 14:44 by Manti and the Catfish (Trayce)] 750 new answers

What happened, did they release a new album or something?

― Tuomas, Monday, February 4, 2013 12:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stop

― ben foster five (darraghmac), Monday, February 4, 2013 12:51 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stop
mchammer.gif
Valentine

vg+

picturing darragh with a pained expression

Yeah Darraghmac's Stop was perfect. Like he was Isaac Babel ot something.

or Canute

i feel like a kate bush tour would be successful on a leonard cohen level, which is to say a rousing success but on a smaller scale.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, February 4, 2013 4:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd be pretty surprised if she were as popular in North America as Leonard Cohen, actually.

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, February 4, 2013 4:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if only janis joplin had blown her

― mookieproof, Monday, February 4, 2013 4:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd read that fanfic

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, February 4, 2013 5:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i started a 77 thread about it, but everyone on ILX defends it becaus ILX is basically turning into Tv Tropes for bands

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, February 5, 2013 6:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetaGuy

― :C (crüt), Tuesday, February 5, 2013 6:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boom

A+

link works!

There are two types of Meta Guy: a bumbling idiot who has no idea of what they're saying (or at least, not the deeper implications), or a Genre Savvy Deadpan Snarker who goes out of his way to point out flaws in each plan.

lol

CURTIS SERIOUS OWN!!!!!!!!!!!

― Confounded, Friday, 4 November 2011 01:47 (1 year ago)

xpost wait so which one is Whiney

...

JOEKS

not sure which is less funny, the joke or VG's "which is the joke?" joke

;_;

multiple shots fired

i liked the joke

not sure which is less funny, the joke or VG's "which is the joke?" joke

― mh, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:00 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSenseOfHumor

sdmh

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisapprovingHeadShake

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadHorseTrope

which post was this thread's "New Jersey"

^^^ that one

which post was this thread's "New Jersey"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, February 5, 2013 5:20 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey! what was wrong w/that thread?

quit being a dingus

a commuter swamp? that's ilx in total

http://p.twimg.com/A3zE4Y8CcAANNcs.jpg

― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, February 9, 2013 4:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perfect for what?

― Aimless, Saturday, February 9, 2013 3:32 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://cdn0.hark.com/images/000/000/787/787/original.jpg
― goole, Saturday, February 9, 2013 7:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IRL LOL

we should bring back the idea of antipopes. The Antipope could live in the anti-Vatican, a topsy-turvy world where contraception is mandatory and CHILDREN molest ADULTS

I'm here all week.

― On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Monday, February 11, 2013 8:41 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is Rock a Rolla magazine still going?

― ジー・ニュー・マイ・ブラッディー・バレンタイン・リッコード・カインダー・ブローズ (MaresNest), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 1:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, I think it married Kate Winslet.

― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 1:40 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://tinmanmerchandising.com/merch/images/QRY7002.jpg

― buzza, Monday, February 11, 2013 6:48 PM (Yesterday)

wow, laminate AND lanyard!

― Z S, Monday, February 11, 2013 7:14 PM (Yesterday)

you could probably even re-use that lanyard for other purposes, like walking around work like a jerk

― Z S, Monday, February 11, 2013 7:14 PM (Yesterday)

Well those guys know their audience are obsessive nerds. There's nothing wrong with parting a fool from his money, right?

How about a thread for how much you'd have to be paid to hang out with Geoff Tate for a night?

― Nate Carson, Tuesday, February 12, 2013 2:53 AM (4 hours ago)

lol

― BIG REUSS aka the fun.driver (some dude), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:43 AM (3 hours ago)

I can't lie I'd pay for the "watch Geoff Tate pull a knife on his bandmates" package

― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:51 AM (3 hours ago)

With the Platinum VIP Package you get the knife, maybe literally.

― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:59 AM (3 hours ago)

Apple Butter Flavor Lurker!

― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 4:11 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

our work is never over?

― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 5:02 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

holy christ:

kathrynlopez profile

kathrynlopez I just realized I'm never going to hear Pope Benedict XVI say "Alleluia" again, in his gentle German fatherly voice. #Lent 55 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 6:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

k lo really needs an intervention

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:02 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get a youtube, k-ster

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:16 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or pope up yr teddy ruxpin

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:17 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ not a euphemism btw

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:18 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/377714_607919685901291_584117607_n.jpg

― :C (crüt), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:12 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a rabbit that is split into 7 rabbits can never go back to being one rabbit

― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're just splitting hares now

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

run rabbit run

"unless we used a second prism. then it would definitely go back to the way it was before."

Wish You Were Hare

That Joke Isn't Bunny Anymore

http://i.imgur.com/LyOt7hy.jpg

― 乒乓, Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

L-R: Robert Patrick, a very lifelike model

― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:11 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

L-R, ILXor kenan, a T-1000.

― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not going to ask what the hole's for then.

― pplains, Wednesday, February 13, 2013 11:12 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loool