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take yr chill pills dawg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 27 July 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

just sayin

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 27 July 2008 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah you guys should still listen to some goddamn cannibal corpse and that's the truth and even my less-cranky friend scott knows that's the truth. people who listen to fusion but never listen to straight-no-chaser jazz are missing the fuck out.

-- J0hn D., Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:58 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 27 July 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean that's a great fucking zing, and deserves a place in the zing thread, but the fact you've posted it to truth bombs NOW several weeks after the event, making it look like estela was meaning to make some devastating character assessment rather than a playful linguistic joke, marks you out as a worthless cunt who doesn't contribute to ILX but hangs around Noize Board reposting threads looking to be superior and snarky.

-- Just got offed, Sunday, July 27, 2008 3:56 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

g t f o s t f u

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i think the real questions we need to be asking ourselves is how we can get our pets to score more drugs for us

-- bell_labs, Monday, July 28, 2008 3:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sunny successor, Monday, 28 July 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

one minute you're stealing fluffy's klonopin the next you're blowing a bichon frese for coke money.

latebloomer, Monday, 28 July 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

a sad, all-too-familiar story

latebloomer, Monday, 28 July 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

hey now - it's Bichon frise!

Finefinemusic, Monday, 28 July 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry, i'm a bit stoned from the pot my cat sold me yesterday

latebloomer, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 00:04 (fifteen years ago) link

if it aint srs lyrics then there shld be srs dancing. this is how i judge music

-- usic, Friday, June 13, 2008 10:57 AM (Friday, June 13, 2008 10:57 AM) Bookmark Link

rev, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 07:13 (fifteen years ago) link

man reading british newspapers makes me never ever want to complain about the american media

-- max, Thursday, July 31, 2008 7:34 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

ever

-- max, Thursday, July 31, 2008 7:34 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Thursday, 31 July 2008 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link

no, but thanks for the tip. you know what's funny about the internet? i can not stfu, if i don't want to, and you'll have to keep on living with that. EAT ME

-- Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

no, but thanks for the tip. you know what's funny about the internet? i can post about sexual experimentation, if i want to, and you'll have to keep on living with that. EAT ME

J0rdan S., Friday, 1 August 2008 02:20 (fifteen years ago) link

no, but thanks for the tip. you know what's funny about the internet? i can not stfu, if i don't want to, and you'll have to keep on living with that. EAT ME

-- Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Wow. Posts very much out of character.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 1 August 2008 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

even when Surmounter's telling someone off it's like i's are dotted with hearts, though

some dude, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

The problem is that we all want to share everything with everyone, whether it's a party, the fact we've broken up with a partner or the fascinating news that we're planning to see Mamma Mia! that night. If you're a teenager or in your early twenties, you no longer celebrate your birthday with friends and family, you share the occasion with millions on Facebook. If you think that Britney Spears is being treated unfairly by the media, you video yourself having a tearful tantrum and stick it on YouTube (and get a TV show as a result, as happened in the States recently). And if you've smacked a Formula One boss's bottom, you immediately tell the News of the World.

How can people be getting paid to write horseshit like this?

-- DJ Mencap, Sunday, 3 August 2008 14:13 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 3 August 2008 13:20 (fifteen years ago) link

most of the time ILM is like having a conversation with 40 people who love the sound of their own voices.

-- max, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:01 (5 months ago) Link

braveclub, Monday, 4 August 2008 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link

DUH bomb

latebloomer, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

cynical observations about ilx are the worst truth bombs

s1ocki, Monday, 4 August 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

MY BRAIN

Just got offed, Monday, 4 August 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

s1ocki has just won thread btw

Just got offed, Monday, 4 August 2008 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link

no idea why you loved that one so much but hey, i'll take the applause.

s1ocki, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

nobody would time travel to 1978.

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 9:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i bet at least a few ilxors have webbed toes, so you could just let 'em graze on the sidewalk for a similar effect

-- remy bean, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 4:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 08:29 (fifteen years ago) link

i would time travel to 1978 :/

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I would too. This was always a standard year for my time-traveling cartoons to land in. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that 1978 is the first year I have really solid memories of.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link

i would and id go see STAR WARS

max, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

: A NEW HOPE

max, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Top Grossing Films of 1978:

1. Grease
2. Superman
3. Animal House
4. Every Which Way But Loose
5. Jaws II

Yow.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

JAWS II??

i dont know, id probably do 73 or 74

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

lol first gis for 1978
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/microsoft-1978.jpg

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

tho:
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1970-1979/1978-Ford-Mustang-King-Cobra.jpg

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

YES

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i wld fully dig 1978 in that

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

So Truth Bomb? More like plain ol' Tombomb.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Quaaludes

carne asada, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

my dream car is also a 78:

http://www.wqik.net/1978%20trans%20am%20t%20top/1978%20Trans%20AM%20T-top%20Gold%20top%20view.jpg

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

its my belief that you tell how good a car is by the gullwingedness of its doors

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

haha i was totally about to post 1978 trans am images

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

blang
http://www.allmusclecars.com/pontiac/77tapfgleam.jpg

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I can picture a certain someone pointing at that hood and going "buhrd".

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

so pretty pretty pretty

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link

you guys need to take her to a car show and take a photo of her smiling and pointing omg :D

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah!

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link

the '78 ta was junk. piece of crap 403 engine. 76 was the last good year.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

this is probably not the place to get on this particular soapbox but the whole "WHOA WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE TO WATCH THIS STONED!!!!!" meme is idiotic.

if you watched this stoned, you might do one or several of the following
- laugh more and longer than you would not stoned
- talk more in the movie theater, annoying other patrons
- lose your train of thought frequently, with a line or scene perhaps suggesting a long series of fantasies or random associations; consequently you might find it a bit more difficult to follow the narrative

This is more or less true for every movie. if you're the sort who can get paranoid smoking weed, and you're watching a scary movie, it might bug you out to an unpleasant degree.

i mean, what do you think will happen? you think the film has some secret code buried the mise-en-scene that will only appear to those who are high?

-- amateurist, Thursday, 7 August 2008 01:24 (3 days ago)

get bent, Sunday, 10 August 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

that trans am is just :0~~

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k6/eldodave/y84124.jpg

iiiijjjj, Sunday, 10 August 2008 04:38 (fifteen years ago) link

that amateurist t-bomb is clinical

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 August 2008 05:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Top Grossing Films of 1978:

1. Grease
2. Superman
3. Animal House
4. Every Which Way But Loose
5. Jaws II

i saw all these movies stoned but then I was high all of 1978 :D

m coleman, Sunday, 10 August 2008 05:27 (fifteen years ago) link


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