I thought Kobe going to Germany to get stem cells was something that should probably be illegal, but what do I know
who knows. maybe Jordan was 'roiding the whole time. hooo boy would that shut some people up
― frogbs, Sunday, 3 February 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18l9v3yk1g0lfgif/k-bigpic.gif
― brony james (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 April 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― mookieproof, Sunday, 21 April 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
generally about the quality of his output these days
― joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Monday, 22 April 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9261768/nba-trade-value-part-3
this is pretty terrible halfway through
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link
he overrates steph altho steph's contract is insane
also always will and always has overrated carmelo
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
yeah the melo section is just completely religious. you wouldn't trade melo for cp3 straight up? and his griffin "oh noes his per-game scoring and rebounding averages are down" shit i assumed was beneath him
if steph plays anything like this on that contract #3 is totally defensible tho
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
he remains otm about harden though
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
he didn't quite make a case for why he put westbrook over him though
i think it's close
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link
it is just shameful that there are people who still apologize for that trade btw. just indefensible on any level
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
yeah, truly
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link
i think part of the problem -- in presti's defense -- is that harden was underrated around the league. if the wizards and warriors both turned down offers, they're nuts.
SIIIIMMMMOONNNNSSSS!!!!
How'd We Fix It: The Lakers
It's actually worse than you would expect an article from him with that title to be.
I'm like a cross between the Wolf, Olivia Pope and Jerry West. Or I like to think that I am.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
Last week, an L.A. reader named Jake B. even compared him to Tommy Boy, followed by me being unable to figure out if that was a bigger insult to Jimmy Buss or to Tommy Boy.
cool story
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
Tim Marchman @timmarchman 3h
There are over 50 uses of I, I'm, me, and my in this column. http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9466869/lakers …
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link
it's a good article f the haters
― k3vin k., Thursday, 11 July 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link
50 doesn't seem like that many uses for a guy who has always written 1000s of words in the first person
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 July 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link
well the point that he makes about the Bucks is definitely true and quite frustrating
― frogbs, Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
lol? http://deadspin.com/sources-magic-johnson-left-espn-because-of-bill-simmon-1443543687
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
even tho i dont care for him much its kinda awesome how this guy who used to joke fantasize abt controlling espn now controls espn
Celtics beat Lakers yet again
― polyphonic, Thursday, 10 October 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
haha
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
lmao polyphonic
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
PRAISE SIMMONS
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
magic and wilbon were completely and totally insufferable
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
Im not a huge fan but he is better than anyone else on that show no doubt. Magic was the worst he can be gone and stay gone faic.
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
yeah magic and wilbon are terrible
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
Replacing Wilbon with Doris Burke is a huge upgrade imo
― polyphonic, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link
<3 doris
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
does that mean less doris doing games tho?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
Doris is cool if a little dry but yah big upgrade. Also Doug Collins back is alright.
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
a good bit would be trolling collins ocd
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
Ha for sure
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link
as you can see theres 12 seconds left on the clock when he takes the shot, theres 12.7 seconds left
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
finishing out quarters strong is no more important than starting them strong
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
thats 6 six point swing, it was actually a 7 seven point swing
― Clay, Thursday, 10 October 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
somehow he managed to be a douchebag and a hero at once with this
― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link
haha yes perfect
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
doris and doug collins are huge huge upgrades over wilbon and magic tho
i wonder if hes going to install an actual host or what since simmons himself is awful at that part
― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link
i have to say i figured he would just walk given that he spent all year plus the summer complaining about the show
― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link
what would he be with nothing to complain about
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/more/news/20131013/bill-simmons-magic-johnson-espn-media-circus/?xid=nl_siextra
― balls, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 03:47 (ten years ago) link
doris is great. she actually seems human
― Nhex, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/espns-bill-simmons-connor-schell-667292
― balls, Saturday, 21 December 2013 04:59 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcHnb-dCIAA0dBz.jpg
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
there was a preview of that w/ that pull quote followed immed by a prev for the jon hamm indian mlb pitcher thing which simmons produced or smething right? spreading the brand p thin now
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
grantland got a redesign, its pretty bad
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link
yeah it sucks but i always say that about new designs so we'll see
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 January 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link