why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

hope this makes up for it

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7me2c6ZAt1r8stj5o1_500.jpg

jesus christ i can't

See that bitch right there?

The one you just called fat?
She has an eating disorder and she looks better than ever.
The one you just called ugly?
She spends tons of time and money trying to conform to society's ideal of female beauty.

There's a lot more to bitches than you think. Also, let's go trip some people!

See that weird bug?
YOUR MOTHER'S DEAD

Kinda think that should be printed out with one or two words per page and released as a companion volume to David F Wallace's "This is Water"

Maybe throw in George Saunders' essay "A Thought Experiment" while you're at it:
"You would not blame a banana for being the banana that it is. You would not expect it to have autocorrected its bent stem or willed itself into a brighter shade of yellow. Why is it, then, so natural for us to blame a person for being the person she is, to expect her to autocorrect her shirllness, say, or to will herself into a perkier, more efficient person?"

In the future everyone is famous for giving a 15 minute motivational speaking presentation.

Some day we'll get a TED offshoot that's all actors playing writers holding commencement speeches, lectures, being interviewed etc.
Like that thing where Christopher Plummer plays Nabokov lecturing on Kafka's The Transformation.

First episode: Tim Roth IS Rilke writing his letters to a young poet.

wd totally put a banana under heavy manners if it displeased me fyi

http://i.imgur.com/eKnN40a.jpg

Dad

lonely offspring thinking baout daddy

and u fags better shut up btw wtf u may be fathers "in the eyes of the law" but u aint Dads.. and remember u r breaking gods heart </3

haha i sense someone wants to SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

You only have one Gay Dad

a+

Actually you might have two.

two dads are better than one

I tried hard to have a Dad/But instead I had a father

So if your dad is alive or if he is deceased you are supposed to post that. That includes almost everyone!

99% of you Dadless scum won't repost this

plz understand that by reposting you shall apotheosize your father from mere fatherhood to dadiety. that's why 99% will shamefacedly skulk off and ignore this clarion call. bcz his dad can beat up your father.

ironically, iceland turns out to not be as good as they say at jailing banksters:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/03/world/europe/iceland-prosecutor-of-bankers-sees-meager-returns.html?pagewanted=1&_r=0

I hate the word, banksters, so much.

^^^ almost as bad as, and often used in by same people as, sheeple

*turns away from castle walls towards torch-wielding neighbor, stabs in the neck with pitchfork*

congresscritters

rethuglicans

pundnebb

wanna meet that dad

whats he like??

his face is suffused with golden light

smells like meat

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/163336_443341945736439_910957650_n.jpg

CAUTION

wouldn't fat people be worth more anyway

lol

okay some of those upside down tiles are MAKING ME CRAZY

wilful upside-down-ness

I don't trust scrabble tiles with point markings to tell me I can't be appraised

this does not have the capacity to measure your worth but if this was laid out on a scabble board with some strategically placed triple word scores I'D SMOKE YOUR ASS AHAHAHA I BEAT YOU

http://brightstrangethings.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/johnnydepp_attribution.jpg?w=652

And who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8md0aIku61ruhtb7o1_1280.jpg

finally a Facebook macro we can all get behind

Cautionary Scrabble arrangements really are a great parenting technique.

Are there a lot of people out there looking for life lessons from Captain Jack Sparrow?

Captain Jack Scrabble Arrangement, now then you'd have something.

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/563719_557611624249820_1926023677_n.jpg
"Image via Real Truth Now"

Had to look him up: "John Michael Green is an American author of young adult fiction and a YouTube vlogger and educator."

sorry for huge:

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/531811_10151427048800155_2096892222_n.jpg

Not caring about offending people is that how stephen fry got his nose broke