bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

his point was fair enough, we're inconsistent in how we judge ppl about PEDs - assholes like lance barry and a-rod are suspect but we don't care about AD or peyty because we like them - i just think talking about PEDs even more than we already do is just asking for a sports world completely devoid of joy. there are better issues to moralize about

feel like there's no much point in suspecting everyone who is capable of amazing sports accomplishments bc then you might as well stop watching (and his "list" seems to cover everyone who's not a mediocrity.)

- there are two sports guys
- espn sports guy shies away from discussing peds
- old school sports guy wants to discuss them. can we make this happen?
- he thinks ray lewis is a cheater
- he thinks adrian peterson is clean
- what a world, that doubt can be cast upon our noblest performers

he didn't make this point, but dudes who tear their triceps and miss entire seasons are at significant risk of losing their jobs, while dudes who use deer antler spray are apparently rather less so

feel like there's no much point in suspecting everyone who is capable of amazing sports accomplishments bc then you might as well stop watching (and his "list" seems to cover everyone who's not a mediocrity.)

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, February 1, 2013 7:59 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exactly

he has a pretty clear point imo. It's that we could enforce stricter or more effective drug testing but we don't want to in part (and this is his main point) the media chooses to overlook the elephant in the room.

missing a "because" in there

wait what's the elephant in the room?

(NB i skipped the last third of it)

that many of the accomplishments and quick recoveries that the sports media likes to hype are phony because of PEDs.

oh right, that's basically what i said. it's ok when cool ppl do it but bad when assholes do

tbf the sports media is the fucking worst, elephants or no

he also gets into the grey areas of, like, why is putting a testosterone patch on your testicles this unforgivable sin but cutting-edge performance-enhancing medical techniques is just part of an athlete's life.

i mean if you take the anti-PED thing to it's logical conclusion we'd really never let an athlete come back from surgery.

I thought Kobe going to Germany to get stem cells was something that should probably be illegal, but what do I know

who knows. maybe Jordan was 'roiding the whole time. hooo boy would that shut some people up

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18l9v3yk1g0lfgif/k-bigpic.gif

otm

generally about the quality of his output these days

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9261768/nba-trade-value-part-3

this is pretty terrible halfway through

he overrates steph altho steph's contract is insane

also always will and always has overrated carmelo

yeah the melo section is just completely religious. you wouldn't trade melo for cp3 straight up? and his griffin "oh noes his per-game scoring and rebounding averages are down" shit i assumed was beneath him

if steph plays anything like this on that contract #3 is totally defensible tho

he remains otm about harden though

he didn't quite make a case for why he put westbrook over him though

i think it's close

it is just shameful that there are people who still apologize for that trade btw. just indefensible on any level

yeah, truly

i think part of the problem -- in presti's defense -- is that harden was underrated around the league. if the wizards and warriors both turned down offers, they're nuts.

SIIIIMMMMOONNNNSSSS!!!!

How'd We Fix It: The Lakers

It's actually worse than you would expect an article from him with that title to be.

I'm like a cross between the Wolf, Olivia Pope and Jerry West. Or I like to think that I am.

Last week, an L.A. reader named Jake B. even compared him to Tommy Boy, followed by me being unable to figure out if that was a bigger insult to Jimmy Buss or to Tommy Boy.

cool story

Tim Marchman ‏@timmarchman 3h

There are over 50 uses of I, I'm, me, and my in this column. http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9466869/lakers …

it's a good article f the haters

50 doesn't seem like that many uses for a guy who has always written 1000s of words in the first person

well the point that he makes about the Bucks is definitely true and quite frustrating

lol? http://deadspin.com/sources-magic-johnson-left-espn-because-of-bill-simmon-1443543687

even tho i dont care for him much its kinda awesome how this guy who used to joke fantasize abt controlling espn now controls espn

Celtics beat Lakers yet again

haha

lmao polyphonic

PRAISE SIMMONS

magic and wilbon were completely and totally insufferable

Im not a huge fan but he is better than anyone else on that show no doubt. Magic was the worst he can be gone and stay gone faic.

yeah magic and wilbon are terrible

Replacing Wilbon with Doris Burke is a huge upgrade imo

<3 doris

does that mean less doris doing games tho?

Doris is cool if a little dry but yah big upgrade. Also Doug Collins back is alright.

a good bit would be trolling collins ocd

Ha for sure

as you can see theres 12 seconds left on the clock when he takes the shot, theres 12.7 seconds left

finishing out quarters strong is no more important than starting them strong

thats 6 six point swing, it was actually a 7 seven point swing

PRAISE SIMMONS