why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Women are quirky if they stiff a waiter with some piece of shit 'joke'. Men are massive assholes.

xxxpost

what a raging piece of shit

let God bring you your blooming onion, then.

tbf it probably makes sense that he stopped giving 18% of everything he earned to this one waitress

To hell with this guy.

If that's real, that is. It's hard to imagine someone would be such a huge asshole.

Then again, having worked in the service industry, it really isn't.

tipping

http://i.imgur.com/Ow3wnz5.jpg

I would if I hadn't stopped thinking about Friends, what, 20 fucking years ago

my back hurts. that makes me feel old.

What was the context of the tipping picture? Was the person who posted it approving of it or pointing out what an asshole that guy was?

tipping

Women post something in an off-topic thread: cute, quirky, 'oh! Help me use computer!'
Men post something in an off-topic thread: sick, 'perverted,' beatings from Thread Police

I assumed that non-tipper was a woman because of the handwriting!

women grabbing crotches

"doing work"

I got news for iradio. I can feel old all on my own. And it isn't some 'sudden' thing. And when Lucille Ball croaked ages ago, I felt nothing. Nothing.

wait, there were five years during friends where phoebe had triplets? i don't remember any of this. *olllllld*

seriously anyone who stayed with Friends to the point where they were having kids deserves to feel old because it sucked

Huckleberry Finn would be 146 this year.
Tristram Shandy would be 295.
Emma and Charles Bovary would be 199.

Take a moment - let it sink in.
Bet you suddenly feel very old.

jesus would be 2013 today...let it sink in

Assuming they were in their "Revolver" phase, the Beets would have been broken up for 16 years.

Proper response to imaginary Friends' imaginary kids thing, "oh, they grow up so fast!"

how old would scrappy-doo be now

Elaine probably would have ran out of sponges 12 years ago

I have never seen an episode of Friends.

Also it's just now occurring to me what an asinine name for a show that is.

It's like they wanted to call it "Heterosexuals" but thought it had too many syllables.

i'm so old i don't know who ben and emma are

Bart Simpson should be 33 years old now, lol

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right?

maybe Ben was one of the ducks

eventually we'll all be harassing our kids with facebook macros from the old folks home

"what, you can't pick up the phone and give your mother a call?"
- Bob Marley

loool

Elaine probably would have ran out of sponges 12 years ago

― frogbs, Thursday, January 31, 2013 3:15 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I keep feeling old and confused because those have been back on the market, then back off, and I think back on since the show aired.

They're back on.

Well.

http://consumerist.com/2013/01/31/waitress-who-posted-no-tip-receipt-from-pastor-customer-fired-from-job/

we're talking about that on the tipping thread

Ah. Carry on then!

that woman's "church" sounds like a drug front

and why is that

a 15-member church in a storefront?

that's not that uncommon, dude

I think half of a dead shopping mall I know of was churches or rehearsal spaces or w/e until they decided to finally kill it

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/155029_560052590672101_460219377_n.jpg

"Alright, alright, you're forgiven. Now will you fuck off?"

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/155029_560052590672101_460219377_n.jpg

in south minneapolis where i live there's like 100 storefront chruches like Missionary Christ The Redeemer Warrior Evangelical Church Of the Holy Spirit type places with like handmade signs and stuff. I don't think they are fronts for anything, just some dude or dudette calls themselves a preacher and starts preaching

or now actually lots of times there are a lot of them taking over actual churches that were aging presbyterian or lutheran churches that closed

yeah there's a little storefront church on my block between a bar and a laundromat

my neighborhood is storefront church central. i kinda like it.