why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

kissing sneak-attacks from ladies

She kissed me and it felt like a hit

who are these people who have enough data to establish norms on walking into the wrong bathroom

in my drinking days I used to go into the men's bathroom on purpose because there was never a line and I could puke without anyone noticing

#themoreyouknow

some 4chan guy in the hall checking off the "accident" box

i bet the author is the kind-of guy who hides behind potted plants in women's restrooms to "sneak a peak", if you get my drift.

he has one of those traffic clickers

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538988_10151404843804312_561154809_n.png

Women hide behind potted plants in men's restrooms to "sneak a peek", it's a harmless prank...

he's a pastor, so when he tithes he's most likely giving to his own church, which he runs

what a massive asshole

'Perverted' isn't first the word I'd use for a man who hits a woman, but the way stick-guy is leaning one foot on his vanquished foe as she cowers does kind of send it in that direction.

Women are quirky if they stiff a waiter with some piece of shit 'joke'. Men are massive assholes.

xxxpost

what a raging piece of shit

let God bring you your blooming onion, then.

tbf it probably makes sense that he stopped giving 18% of everything he earned to this one waitress

To hell with this guy.

If that's real, that is. It's hard to imagine someone would be such a huge asshole.

Then again, having worked in the service industry, it really isn't.

tipping

http://i.imgur.com/Ow3wnz5.jpg

I would if I hadn't stopped thinking about Friends, what, 20 fucking years ago

my back hurts. that makes me feel old.

What was the context of the tipping picture? Was the person who posted it approving of it or pointing out what an asshole that guy was?

tipping

Women post something in an off-topic thread: cute, quirky, 'oh! Help me use computer!'
Men post something in an off-topic thread: sick, 'perverted,' beatings from Thread Police

I assumed that non-tipper was a woman because of the handwriting!

women grabbing crotches

"doing work"

I got news for iradio. I can feel old all on my own. And it isn't some 'sudden' thing. And when Lucille Ball croaked ages ago, I felt nothing. Nothing.

wait, there were five years during friends where phoebe had triplets? i don't remember any of this. *olllllld*

seriously anyone who stayed with Friends to the point where they were having kids deserves to feel old because it sucked

Huckleberry Finn would be 146 this year.
Tristram Shandy would be 295.
Emma and Charles Bovary would be 199.

Take a moment - let it sink in.
Bet you suddenly feel very old.

jesus would be 2013 today...let it sink in

Assuming they were in their "Revolver" phase, the Beets would have been broken up for 16 years.

Proper response to imaginary Friends' imaginary kids thing, "oh, they grow up so fast!"

how old would scrappy-doo be now

Elaine probably would have ran out of sponges 12 years ago

I have never seen an episode of Friends.

Also it's just now occurring to me what an asinine name for a show that is.

It's like they wanted to call it "Heterosexuals" but thought it had too many syllables.

i'm so old i don't know who ben and emma are

Bart Simpson should be 33 years old now, lol

xpost

right?

maybe Ben was one of the ducks

eventually we'll all be harassing our kids with facebook macros from the old folks home

"what, you can't pick up the phone and give your mother a call?"
- Bob Marley

loool

Elaine probably would have ran out of sponges 12 years ago

― frogbs, Thursday, January 31, 2013 3:15 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I keep feeling old and confused because those have been back on the market, then back off, and I think back on since the show aired.

They're back on.

Well.

http://consumerist.com/2013/01/31/waitress-who-posted-no-tip-receipt-from-pastor-customer-fired-from-job/

we're talking about that on the tipping thread

Ah. Carry on then!