HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer

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Nice cross-referencing Dan.

Abbott, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

man it is definitely not smart to stick your hand in the freezing sink after doing this

xxpost Kerm beats me to it

Will M., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

james redd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

The smart thing to do would be to garnish with lemon and serve with cocktail sauce and tartar sauce.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

as in poppers you mean jalapeno poppers right?

homosexual II, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost foodie

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.danielmeans.com/images/tracy_jordan_meat_machine.jpg

I DIED, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost i know, i was thinking they had come up w/some bizarre method for cooking up amyl nitrate

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

omg that video

Jordan, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

EAT HIS HAND STAT

HOLY SHIT XPOST!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Watch the whole series! My bro (who is a cook) was so excited to show me those.

Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

ATTN POSTER "SURMOUNTER":

james redd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

-- Kerm, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:56 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

james redd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

-- Kerm, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:56 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

james redd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

-- Kerm, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:56 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i love that video so much

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

try putting "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" on it.

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

"slips" : http://www.hse.gov.uk/slips/experience.htm

Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS.gov

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/national_world&id=5879978

StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Cornballer

first thing i thought of!

tehresa, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Wolfinger said he didn't know which hand was amputated.

haha, like maybe he chopped the wrong one?

Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

move to ITR?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

yes

chaki, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

YES YES YES YES

HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

yep

StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Move to deep fat fryer.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

FUCKING BE CAREFUL.ca

robertwolf8080, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.petercallesen.com/index/images/White-Hand.jpg

Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

WELCOME TO ITR!

HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I keep forgetting that I'm like the only person who uses Site New Answers

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Site New Answers is key

carne asada, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I have no idea how people don't use Site New Answers

John Justen, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link

ah thanks, I just switched.

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

It wants to be longer.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

hmm http://www.mirkocredito.com/FRITTURE2007/

Kerm, Thursday, 10 January 2008 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I always thought this sounded like a really good idea because then your hand would be a yummy snack for whenever you needed it.

jessie monster, Thursday, 10 January 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link

What happens when you finish your hand?

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 10 January 2008 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link

then you qualify for a good parking space and a helper monkey.

jessie monster, Thursday, 10 January 2008 01:56 (sixteen years ago) link

your fried is dumb as shit.

among most entertaining thread reads ever.

roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 January 2008 06:55 (sixteen years ago) link

an ex girlfriend's mother did, in all seriousness, do this once.

she used to dip her hand in the (turned off) deep fat fryer and flick oil into a frying pan for the breakfast in the mornings. one day, someone turned it on first. not very nice.

darraghmac, Thursday, 10 January 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Dan, did you remember to leave a mint under the pillow for our new thread friend?

John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link

why is my thread here?

Richard 3, Thursday, 10 January 2008 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link

because you are a winner!!!!

El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

TADAH!

John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

you people are full of jokes

Richard 3, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link

fried jokes

Kerm, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I marked it work unsafe so the bright colors would make it easier for you to find. because here at the ITR, we care.

John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link

YOU THINK THEY GAVE YOU A HARD TIME

A baby, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

DEEP FRIED BABY

Richard 3, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link

How's your friend (besides tasty)?

HI DERE, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

no they did not. it went straight to the soylent green factory for speciality packaging

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link

It's ok onimo, I know I will be compelled to watch lots of things I probably shouldn't due to morbid curiosity, that's the way of the internet. That's even worse than the Mungo Jerry anti-drink-driving ad they showed on tv in the 90s.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

Next time I have a dire medical emergency involving a deep-fried hand I am definitely going to Google "hand immersed in deep fryer" first, and when that doesn't give me much good advice I am going to log onto a message board (any old board will do in an emergency!) and post about it, in case anyone there has some words of wisdom to share. afaik, this is SOP for severe burns. thx, Richard 3 for showing me how its done by a pro!

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link

was that where they showed Mungo Jerry sentenced to being run over by a drunk driver due to writing "In the Summertime"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

xpost? idek anymore

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

It's not as bad when you know what's coming.

But still, aged 12 this was =0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ma_Xv7rGM

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

horrifying.

they're actually mouthing the lyrics to Mungo Jerry.

wow, i don't think I'll sleep tonight.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

oh and they're all dead at the end? neat.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

^best game

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link


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