ILX, SHOULD SARA MAIL DAN POOP?

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Nope. That was a box of poop.

John Justen, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:24 (eleven years ago) link

FINALLY SOMETHING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON

Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:34 (eleven years ago) link

hey dan what is yr address? why because i found an iphone on the sidewalk and i want to send it to you

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

I already have an iPhone, thanks!

HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

this is one of those NEW iphones that comes with a free, um, coupon for, uh. . .stuff.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

I don't want to be greedy. Maybe you should send it to John?

HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

no no no i don't think you get it, this iphone has a giant hard drive, too so you can hold all of your pictures, mp3's, etc. all we need is your address (you can post it here on the interweb) to send you yr free gift

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Send it to:

John Justen
XXX CrXtin Ave. S. #X
Saint Paul, MN 55XXX

HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

wait i don't under stand, your name is not John Justen and you don't live in St. Paul. Please try again, thx

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

i just really want you to have this phone

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

So no one explained to Mr. Que that Dan and John are twins?

Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

Kinda like in that movie with Arnold Schwartzenegger and Danny DeVito.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

Damn I'm glad I check this board out every now and then.

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

Please let it be that john justen lives on New Cretin Avenue

El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

John Justen & The New Cretins

El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Nu-Cretins

Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

NOTE: call dibs on band names in this thread

John Justen, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

Who is Dan Poop?

Heave Ho, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2246/2088349848_0ed4de1c19.jpg

John Justen, Sunday, 9 December 2007 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Pan Forte /= Poop

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

I know this makes everyone on this thread sad.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

Don't make me post the pic of you doing "poopy jazz hands"

HI DERE, Monday, 10 December 2007 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

It's PAN FORTE and god that is an awful picture of me.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Sara for teaching us all how to say "bowl full of poo" in french.

John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

Pan forte = ITALIAN

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

and it means "strong bread," Scurvy

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

How much strong bread do you have to eat to make your "Pan Forte" look like that?

John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

I wish I wasn'nt so lazy; I'd make one and deliver it to your house personally.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

(go ahead and interpret that however you want)

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

He should get a package of a wide variety of poops from nature placed in the chocolate-holders of a Whitman's sampler box.

-- Abbott, Wednesday, December 5, 2007 7:53 PM (5 days ago)

or as stocking stuffers.

John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/28262-VoteOrDie.jpg

John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

BUMP

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

lxy, last night, on the band Midlake: "I mean, if they stole from someone good, they might be alright. This, it's like mailing someone poop!"

jergïns, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Sunday, 16 December 2007 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

lol lxy

estela, Sunday, 16 December 2007 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

get those votes in. important stuff going on here.

John Justen, Sunday, 16 December 2007 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

too right.

estela, Sunday, 16 December 2007 07:51 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

lol, only dan voted no.

estela, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

My policy of not voting for one high school friend over another led me to abstain.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

This may have been an error.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

in politics, this sort of vote is known as a mandate

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

it's business time.

estela, Monday, 17 December 2007 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

SARA THIS IS NOT WHAT IS KNOWN IN THE VERNACULAR AS "LEGALLY BINDING"

HI DERE, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:25 (eleven years ago) link

ha ha ha, don't worry Dan; I think you know that if I was going to send someone poop, that you wouldn't be the first person on my list.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:26 (eleven years ago) link

Not that I'll name names or anything.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:26 (eleven years ago) link

dan might find it more reassuring to not be on the list at all.

estela, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

estela, let me assure you that Dan is on my "nice" list, not my "naughty" list.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

aw <3

estela, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

Still not doing it!

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 07:33 (five years ago) link

Well that's not what you said in the other thread.

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 08:48 (five years ago) link

Time for John to take a literacy test.

Merry Christmas!

Sara R-C, Thursday, 26 December 2013 07:23 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

You say it's your birthday
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:51 (five years ago) link

Here Sara, feel free to use this if you dropped the ball on getting the shipment out on time

http://i.myniceprofile.com/73/7310.gif

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Sunday, 19 January 2014 16:11 (five years ago) link

thats hot

some '96 (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Sunday, 19 January 2014 18:22 (five years ago) link

just makes me glad I work on a pulmonary unit rather than one that focuses on GI

Sara R-C, Friday, 24 January 2014 07:09 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

HAP{PY BIRTHDYat

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 18 January 2016 16:34 (three years ago) link

fitting

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:19 (three years ago) link

its not too late, amazon now can still send a drone payload out to his house

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 18 January 2016 21:35 (three years ago) link


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