Martin Amis: Where do I start?

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and bellow. oh dear. there is a lot to read. ;-(

the pre-1914 orient express, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry, earlier on I asked PF if he was going to GHS. I did, of course, mean BHS, British Home Stores, where we were intending to go and look for bedside lamps. I apologise for any misunderstanding. Meet me by the first floor lavvies.

I think Martin Amis's journalism is Sunday Supplement crap.

I will read Yellow Dog (Up High in Banana Tree) and Report Back. I bet it's quite good.

Money is kind of about Thatcherism, I think. It is funny and entertaining and enjoyable. It played a bit-part in the essay what I got the highest marks what I ever got ever for, which was about Laurence Sterne. It is (Money) a good book made up of good sentences.

Long may his star continue to rise because I have a first edition of London Fields complete with free sample chapter given away by WHSmiths. I hope one day to retire on the proceeds.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry, wrong thread.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

A long-standing claim is that he can write sentences, but not novels.

I disagree. I think he's a hopeless stylist. It's all "look at me Mum" style writing:

"the contrails of the more distant aeroplanes were like incandescent spermatozoa, sent out to fertilise the universe."

If you think the above sentence is wonderful, then Martin is the man for you. If you think it's preening sixth-form puffery, then I advise staying well clear of him.

Jonathan Z. (Joanthan Z.), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I have seen worse. i give it 5/10-7/10 depending on the context.

the agatha christie orient express, Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Did he write that sentence, or did you?

I have certainly seen him write far better sentences than that.

the bellefox, Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link

It's from Yellow Dog. The Observer review singled it out as an example of brilliant writing, Tibor Fischer singled it out as an example of appalling writing.

Jonathan Z. (Joanthan Z.), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

the problem really lies in 'spermatozoa'. what the fuck.

STAMBOUL TRAIN, Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, if your going to be pulling sentences from Yellow Dog then you are stacking the deck, aren't you?

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 17 March 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

We had a conversation, about Marin Amis, in real life, last night.

A better sentence would be, 'He shot his load like a fighter pilot.'

The Amis sentence looks quite playful to me. And there's an awful lot in it.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 17 March 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

No, I disagree with myself.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 17 March 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I started Yellow Dog last night. I managed a page and a half. It was really really really annoying. His American wife Russia indeed.

I say Money is the cut-off point.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 18 March 2005 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
You can say this for The Information - it has a lot of information in it. Diatribes on dying suns, multiple lecture series on what women don't want, public warnings on race hazards. Yes, it's informative, The Information. All the same, you shouldn't start with The Information. You don't want to do that. You shouldn't finish with The Information, either. Finishing with The Information - bad move. On the whole, you have to say, you shouldn't be caught dead starting with The Information. The Information - don't start it...

the bellefox, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Having given this matter some thought, I now think the best thing to do is to not start Martin Amis at all, because you're bound to end up being tempted to read something rubbish by Martin Amis at some point.

I hate it when books have information in them. I mean, if you want information, you can always read an information book, can't you? CAN'T YOU?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, why didn't he just publish a reading list instead?

frankiemachine, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I’d sample his literary criticism, especially the stuff in “The War Against Cliché,” and then read “Money,” which I found greatly entertaining.

dylan (dylan), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 04:42 (nineteen years ago) link

More, pinefox!

Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I was going to put my Yellow Dog up for sale, but it appears to be a buyers' market!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/detail/offer-listing/-/0224050613/used/ref=sdp_usedb/202-8095063-7235853

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Better to sell your Yellow Dog and read Dog of the South by Charles Portis.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"Dog of the South" is fantastic!

dylan (dylan), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I will bear it in mind.

I read a Denim article in Mojo. Nothing else.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

i read that article, too. i found it informative.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:51 (nineteen years ago) link

With the debacle of The Information behind me, I ventured into the brief terrain of Night Train. 150pp and much white space per page - yes, my kind of tome. And I think it's the book that suggests that Amis still has it in him to be good. I don't mean that he still has in him what he used to have. I mean, the book offers something else. The chatter of his mockery is calmed at last. Something, someone, like a human being tells the story. She is flawed, tainted, toughened, but not grotesque. It's a serious little book, with the quietness that that perhaps entails; rather than a foolish book, with all the snap, crackle and crap of his usual noisy zeitgeistiana.

the bellefox, Thursday, 14 April 2005 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Hang on, are you still doing the impression?

Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I think the only thing I learned from that article is that the album in question is out of print, which got me to thinking, will I get loads of money for it if I sell it? I don't think I would sell it though, it means a great deal to me.

I think I got my threads muddled up somewhere along the line.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I beg to differ on Night Train. I haven't read much Amis, but I did read that one. I thought the protagonist was a walking cliché - the tough cop chick. And I thought the whole idea of doing a crime-style novel where there's no real plot didn't work. And all the trying to work up some sort of mystique at the end - that too didn't work.

I'm no doubt prejudiced though - I've never understood the appeal of Amis. He's not interested in plot, his characters are uninteresting and self-hating, his overly showy style is just hopeless to my eyes.

Jonathan Z. (Joanthan Z.), Friday, 15 April 2005 08:24 (nineteen years ago) link

his characters are uninteresting

Not to mention implausible and ludicrously stereotyped as soon as he gets away from the people he meets in his own social circle. A Martian who'd seen two episodes of Eastenders could write more convincing working class characters than Amis.

frankiemachine, Friday, 15 April 2005 10:17 (nineteen years ago) link

That's true, about the characters.

But Z, I think you have to put my approval of the book in the context at my bewilderment at Amis's capacity for squandering his gifts in other books. I think he squanders less, here, for the reasons I tried to give.

the bluefox, Friday, 15 April 2005 11:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I would say, to answer the question, read 'Money' and then read anything else you choose to read, but after, or before, or in the midst of anything else, just read 'Money'. It's all you need.

Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe he should try writing about Martians.

Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

In fact doesn't he mention Martians in Money maybe even on the first page? No, sorry, it's Venusians on the second page.

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Although there is probably an interesting essay to be written on Amis as heir of both The Movemement (Larkin etc) and The Martians (Craig Raine etc).

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 08:14 (eighteen years ago) link

There is a book called sth like: Amis: Martians, Monsters and Madonna - which plays on this idea. But a) it probably understands the Raine idea worse than JtN and b) it is quite bad, generally.

the bellefox, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...
The Age of Horrorism!

Jeff LeVine (Jeff LeVine), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

martin amis's face has collapsed judging by the photo of him in the sunday times magazine yesterday.

jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Start with his brain-dead defence of the culture he's apparently been satirizing for 25 years.

Then read somebody else.

Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"You can say this for The Information - it has a lot of information in it. Diatribes on dying suns, multiple lecture series on what women don't want, public warnings on race hazards. Yes, it's informative, The Information. All the same, you shouldn't start with The Information. You don't want to do that. You shouldn't finish with The Information, either. Finishing with The Information - bad move. On the whole, you have to say, you shouldn't be caught dead starting with The Information. The Information - don't start it...

Well ... I happened to start w/ The Information, loved it, and moved onto London Fields and Time's Arrow, then to a few of the non-fiction books (War ... Cliche, Visiting Mrs. Nabokov). Guess I'm one of the few that prefers his fiction to his non-fiction. I thought Amis wrote the bitter/oblivious writers of The Information well.

Are there differing summary judgments of Amis in a US/UK breakdown?

Jamesy (SuzyCreemcheese), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

koba the dread is miserable.

it's flawed (i almost threw the book out the window at the point where amis idly muses that, all things considered, he'd much rather be incinerated at hiroshima than sentenced to the gulag), but pretty much everything he sez about lenin AND hitchens (haha, the ideal couple!) is OTM.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 05:47 (seventeen years ago) link

to be honest i have yet to hear a description of that book that makes me want to not read it.

this thread is very British. innit.

tom west (thomp), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 06:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i suspect i win the unofficial award for "american poster that most ppl assume is british"

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 07:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i meant the rest of it! the vicar and the pinefox and the nipper and other people i get confused

and someone said "pretentious sixth-form puffery"!

tom west (thomp), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:01 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

he sounds rather decent there, surprisingly.

thomp, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

unfortunate url. colm toibin teaching martin amis to do what?

thomp, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, he sounds decent in that piece, misleadingly.

Not that Amis has no decency, necessarily, but the things he says here are a farrago of facades.

I'm not sure how much I like Toibin. His novel Brooklyn is widely read but very blank. And his LRB reviews, in a worrying sign, are sprawling, unstructured and unilluminating.

the pinefox, Thursday, 27 January 2011 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link

if we must have fictionalised accounts of henry james eyeing up the bootboy, give me david lodge any old day

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 27 January 2011 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Enjoy Toibin in the LRB, mostly – article on the Pope was great – but his crit doesn't stick with me. Still, I imagine he'd be a better or more engaged teacher than Amis; probably a better guide to the conventional mechanics of fiction?

portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 27 January 2011 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked Brooklyn: a minor thing very well done.

Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 January 2011 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

he's a better novelist than Amis.

Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 January 2011 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I tried and could not get into The Information, and then I did what I think I haven't done with any other novel -- skipped the first section, and thoroughly enjoyed the remaining couple hundred pages.

An Artily Shot Sesame Street (Eazy), Thursday, 27 January 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^ strong support for

picture an entire body made of tin ear

woof, Sunday, 19 February 2023 16:47 (one year ago) link

Eh?

piedro àlamodevar (wins), Sunday, 19 February 2023 16:47 (one year ago) link

I agree about the whole “major writer” framing & the test of time is bunk but any excuse to mock this arsehole (whom I largely haven’t read)

piedro àlamodevar (wins), Sunday, 19 February 2023 16:51 (one year ago) link

There used to be a BBC radio show called "My Word."

One time they had a topic of "unlikeliest book titles," and someone said "My Struggle, by Martin Amis."

I think about that a lot. Mostly in the context of how hard it was for Julian Lennon or Jakob Dylan to get a record deal, but in other contexts as well.

There are some fun parts of London Fields and The Information. Time's Arrow is not bad but it is basically one joke. Some not bad essays in Visiting Mr. Nabokov.. Personally I don't regret reading these books, but don't feel the need to revisit any of them. Rachel Papers is pretty unpleasant IMO.

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 February 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link

Not even cancelled.

woof, Sunday, 19 February 2023 16:56 (one year ago) link

I have long thought that Amis merited a great deal of criticism, censure and dissent.

Yet 'tin ear' seems a peculiarly inapt - perhaps even tin-eared - way of registering this, as his gift was a poet's ear, for assonance, surprise and rhythm in the combination of words.

Poster Woof is shrewd in pointing out the change in literary journalism as a material basis for Amis's shifted reputation. Yes, such context is crucial.

My own first reference for this, though, is always the Guardian - which has thus changed. (Its Review 20 years ago was a terrific publication; now almost vanished into the depths of its Saturday section.) Have other broadsheets likewise changed? They seem still to be heavier than the now slim Guardian. Meanwhile the TLS, LRB, NS (for which Amis wrote) are still going.

I reflect that the Guardian's quantity of books coverage might not be lower than 30 years ago (when Richard Gott and James Wood were still around?). Though it might be lower in quality.

re Amis's forthcoming repute, I wonder if the best he can hope for is to be like Mailer. Remembered as a colourful polemicist, original journalist, fixture of an era, yet patchily read for his fiction.

(The comparison has the slight merit of Amis having written well on Mailer, decades ago. It would still be worth rereading that MORONIC INFERNO material.)

the pinefox, Monday, 20 February 2023 09:56 (one year ago) link

When I consider Good Amis Journalism, it's Moronic Inferno that I think of.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 February 2023 10:23 (one year ago) link

I agree about the whole “major writer” framing & the test of time is bunk but any excuse to mock this arsehole (whom I largely haven’t read)

― piedro àlamodevar (wins), Sunday, 19 February 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Twitter is (or was, as it's dying) pretty good a marker for seeing what people have feelings for. In the way people share a passage and enthusiasm for the force of the word. I've never seen anything of Amis' that is shared at all.

And I look at what woof is saying about the literary culture that celebrated a man who wrote things that look like will die with that culture, and you think what good was there in the first place, if the words do not appear to have survived at any kind of organic level as the economics have dragged it down.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 February 2023 11:43 (one year ago) link

I have seen someone like Will Self also talking in some interview about how he hasn't really emulated writers he loved while growing up, which you feel sad for him. For about a second, before you think "good, suffer some more".

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 February 2023 11:54 (one year ago) link

I like Amis by the page, but the thought of reading a whole novel is exhausting to think about, let alone attempt.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 21 February 2023 16:00 (one year ago) link


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