Who's the Best-Looking Current Player?

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Re Kyle Farnsworth's new scruff -- he CAN get hotter!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link

well, someone thinks shawn estes is pretty cute...

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb_news.jsp?ymd=20040608&content_id=765815&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp

higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

haha!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

that whole thing reminds of the first exchange b/w humphrey bogart and lauren bacall's sister in the big sleep.

am i wrong here?

higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link


So you're comparing an ump to Martha Vickers? "Yer cute."

Unlike Farnsy's untended stubble, Shawn doesn't need to be messin' that sweet babyface up with a vandyke.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...
In the absence of Farnsworth and Beckett from the playoffs, Brad Lidge should be designated to pitch without pants. Best mounds on the October mound!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Hands off that sweet, sweet, sweet Jeff Kent, girls.

briania (briania), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

After this thread, I've always imagined/assumed that Blount looks like the Big Unit.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I've discovered that Cleveland's Grady Sizemore is my new thing.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Now that Piazza's off her radar, the only player my wife mentions is "that hot center fielder for the Red Sox."

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

This girl I work with was all about Chipper Jones until I ruined him for her:

http://www.sjlevyphoto.com/photos/Jones-2_portrait_small.jpg

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

you're a mad, mad, mad, mad genius

John (jdahlem), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

'we named the dog shea'

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Whoever the director of Atl-Hou was yesterday gave us generous dugout closeups of Bagwell, and I applaud your taste in big beautiful studs.

Mike Hampton has a really tasty body for a guy 5 feet tall.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, i am starting to think that manny ramirez is totally cute.

maura (maura), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

"starting to think"

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I haven't noticed the Pujols at-bat "porn face" someone claimed to see, but the way Danny Haren goes all slack-jawed when he stares in for the sign is pretty hot.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 October 2004 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...
Michael Barrett: shave that ridiculous thing off, beautiful.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I was thinking the
same thing the other night, Morbs!
Also, get one tan.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I've never really seen what was so overwhelmingly attractive about Barrett -- sure, he's good-looking, but Corey is still the cutest on the Cubs.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

ever seen that South Park where there's the Evil Cartman from a parallel universe, and he has a lil goatee thingee? yeah.

oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

that's from Spock / Star Trek...

Milwaukee SS J.J. Hardy may be the loveliest rookie.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
"I haven't gotten any [fan mail from women]. I guess I'm underappreciated. Most of the girls that do cheer for me, I don't know if they can write because they're so young. I'm thinking once I'm 30, they'll all be out of high school then."

--White Sox reliever Neal Cotts, on his growing female following (Chicago Sun-Times)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Bill Mueller.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

BIG PAPI

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

White Sox reliever Neal Cotts

this girl i was dating a month ago and her room mate for that matter both had severe cases of the hotts for cotts. the room mates dad got her an autographed ball for hanukkah and there was talk of "licking cotts' ball."

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Tracer confused me! I was like, "Did I post something without remembering it?"

c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Pujols has the most obscene batting stance!

but my vote is for Ichiro.

patita (patita), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Harden v Mussina tonight ... I'm moist already!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

and I'll be there, in the flesh*!

*flesh = rain in this case.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

You're lucky I'm not out there next to you, with binoculars!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

And sweatpants!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

"Harden"

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd park on that Street, but might like his Sizemore:

http://www.790thezone.com/vdVirtual/APPhotos/FLTD10203291727@news.ap.org.jpg

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, I got some pix for both of you guys.

I'll upload them tonight.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...
stupid stupid people.
AdAM EVErEtt is the all time BEST looking player.
DUHHHH

lAUrEl ANNE dOWNS (GoDdAMN GOrGEOUS), Sunday, 30 July 2006 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

for maura:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/liriano.jpg

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

so modest!


Michelangelo, da Vinci, Botticelli ... Baldelli? Devil Rays outfielder Rocco Baldelli may not rank among the Italian masters, but he has made a lasting contribution to art, one that won't biodegrade for 2,000 years. While on the bench during a long recovery from assorted injuries, Baldelli, 24, doodled on Styrofoam coffee cups, using a sunflower seed as his stylus. Soon, he was carving portraits of teammates -- each took about five innings to complete -- and refining his technique. "I'd need a sharp seed to do the outlines," he says, "then I'd use the dull end to do the shading."

Baldelli did three portraits. Pitcher Mark Hendrickson was "shocked" by the resemblance; catcher Toby Hall admires Baldelli's rendering of facial hair ("long, fuzzy little chin hair, eyebrows, everything"). But all agree Baldelli's masterpiece is his Julio Lugo. "Impressive," says the shortstop. "The mustache he got right, and the nose, that's the difficult part."

The subsequent trading of all three of Baldelli's subjects has led some in Tampa Bay's clubhouse to joke that his pieces have a dark side. That may be why he never did a self-portrait -- "It'd be one ugly picture," he says -- before his return to the lineup interrupted his art career. Says Baldelli of his Styrofoam series, "It's a real limited edition."

maura (maura), Friday, 4 August 2006 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

The Cub pitching staff should've had time to open a gallery by now.

While nowhere as beautiful as Beltran or Wright, Chase Utley is pretty damn cute (needs to lose the chaw tho).

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Delgado needs facial hair stat.

The Littlest Drew has a kinda mousy smo(u?)lder to hizass.

& Jonny Gomes was pure dirty manmeat prior to hitting my weight.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 August 2006 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...


http://danharen.mlblogs.com/danheadshot.JPG

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

I've heard him mentioned in GUSHING language...

Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

As far as the A's go, I prefer Huston Street and Marco Scutaro.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...
one year passes...

Kurdt would not approve.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:13 (eight years ago) link

ok but for real it's xander bogaerts and it's not even close

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:55 (one year ago) link

plus you get michael a. taylor for free

mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 23:31 (one year ago) link

got to be Jeff Samardzija

Daniel Johns Hopkins (jim in vancouver), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:33 (one year ago) link

ok that guy's awesome

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:44 (one year ago) link

how YOU doin

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:30 (one year ago) link

yoanna see my loft?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 01:43 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

I hafta say shorthaired smiley Jake is pretty damn dreamboaty

.@SteveGelbs has jokes. "Jacob, how do you keep your focus with only eight runs of support?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/oXfkXDjgTt

— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) August 8, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 August 2018 17:24 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

Shohei Ohtaniโ€™s impression of Brad Ausmus: โ€œHeโ€™s a very good-looking guy.โ€

He paused, then added: โ€œOf course, Mike Scioscia was very good-looking too.โ€

— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) February 13, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:11 (seven months ago) link

folks the answer is clearly Eric Thames

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:20 (seven months ago) link


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