― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link
As Edmond heaved open the wooden box lid Blanch stared despondantly.
How is it, Blanch wondered, that she was never allowed near Pandora's box. It didn't look that complicated .....
Edmond turned to scowl at anyone taking notice, 'I am off to the monastary'and promptly disappeared in a puff of semi-confused logic that made a slurping sound as he slid into the strange wooden box.
― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Friday, 11 November 2005 12:26 (eighteen years ago) link
Not soaked in liquid Nitrogen Matt, but rather loquacious E-matter.
― MSW (MSW), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link
I swear I wrote a really interesting response to the above. but it seems to have disappeared.
― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 17 November 2005 06:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link
My good deed for the day.
I love that story. "Who told you you were naked?"
It's a little known fact that sewing was invented at the dawn of mankind because one fig leaf wasn't enough. After being told that she would have pain in childbirth, Eve avoided Adam but she was a heavy sleeper and here we are.
*drops trousers*
KA BOOM!
― Zen Clown, Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link
Eve has an automatic disadvantage by being Adam's rib.
I mean REALLY.
― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link
Adam may have been a prototype whereas Eve was the finished product.
Lilith has survived through millennia. She lives in my ex-wife, her mother, and my daughter.
― Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link
You know, Michael, sometimes I suspect that you make things up.I think I know why you do it...
YOU LIKE TO SEE FOOLS LIKE ME FLOP AROUND LIKE A CARP ON THE BANK!!
I hate you.
― Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Friday, 18 November 2005 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Grand Old Man of AAD, Friday, 18 November 2005 10:33 (eighteen years ago) link
Is it true...that in England...the sun sets in the east?
(Don't be silly, Zen, that's just Linkey's perspective.)
Hey, Porl, think you and I could 'hoist a few' perhaps at Matt's frog bar?
(Don't be silly, Zen. No noble Englishman would want to be seen with you. Not in your wildest dreams.)
Isn't life strange.
― Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 11:13 (eighteen years ago) link
(No, no you're not...You're an idiot infected by the Moody Blues.)
I'm not a knight in white satin?
(Zen. You are drunk.)
So? Ask me a question.
(Is Timothy Leary dead?)
Not in my mind. Next question.
KA....ZONK!!
― Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 11:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― MSW (MSW), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link
can't believe we missed the 10-year anniversary of HI DERE
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
Kapow!
― Bartlebooth, Saturday, 15 October 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link
I ducked, but too late. The shrapnel will be lodged in my body forever.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link