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Sigh, life.

-- Confounded, Thursday, February 21, 2008 3:03 AM

am0n, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1255/drphilrh1.jpg

Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

how can a person feel good again with ptsd anxity depression anger hate guilt and shame i was sexually abused as a child and as an addddult

goaty (harbl), Friday, 3 April 2009 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link

dr. phil how to i get over my cripping sense of shame

ulne, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link

how do i know if i'm gay

goaty (harbl), Friday, 3 April 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

is it ok to date 2nd cousin

paul yarboro, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

how can i be gay?

andy, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Why does that guy keep looking at me? I was looking over his shoulder a minute ago at the croissants on the counter, but he thought I was staring at him. So he gave me this angry look, like "why are you staring at me?" In response I made a really obvious adjustment to my sitting position, making it clear that I was in fact looking OVER his shoulder at the croissants. Then this guy snaps his newspaper really loudly and rolls his eyes, as if I did something wrong. I couldn't believe the nerve of the guy - I admit I made a mistake at this point - so I stared him down for a bit. He ignored it for a while, but then we made eye contact again. This time I looked straight at him, unblinking. He lowered his paper a bit and said "....what?" I told him the truth: "Last time I was looking at the croissants. This time I'm looking at you." And now he won't stop looking at me. What do I do Dr. Phil?

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

how do i tell him i love him

sexy_1, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

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Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Question: can any Jehovah Witnesses be down with Dr. Phil?

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

This Dr. Phil thread would be awesome if Dr. Phil ever responded

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link

i bet it's not even the real Dr. Phil

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

b-b-but that's the real Dr. Phil in the photo, isn't it?

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Harbl, IT'S THE REAL DR. PHIL. Look at the username.

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ok maybe

unregistered you can only ask questions if you are a registered user. also are you a jhvh witness?

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

1. my jhvh question was an oh-so-witty Gravediggaz reference, y'see.

2. click on my profile & you'll see that I'm just a registered user posing as an unregistered user. that's THE ONLY WAY you can tell me apart from all the Geetika Pants and Munazzir Hashmis of the world.

3. I'm not a JW, and I've never even seen one at my door. my old congregationalist church still sends me a newsletter every month, so technically they still own my soul.

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link

yes i can tell you are a registered user that's how i can yellow card and suggest ban you

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link

dr. phil, was that a dis?

ulne, Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

hi jergins

Dr. Phil, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil, Saturday, 4 April 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

thinkin baout signing all of my posts w/ dat pic. how long b4 bannage takes place

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link

lol its the smuggest photo i've ever seen <3<3

wilter, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

aint nothing but a gangsta party

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1255/drphilrh1.jpg

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil has galvanized millions of people to 'get real.'

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

billions

Dr. Phil, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

it's only billions if you count the octuplets, you big padder.

estela, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

she will not go with me to the culb

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 16 April 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

galvanize me to "get real"

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Thursday, 16 April 2009 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link

did Dr. Phil go to school with Dr Morbius

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link

they roomed together at Dr school

j@gg3r th3 d@gg3r (stevie), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:06 (fourteen years ago) link

he never answers
http://jollypeople.com/files/2009/02/drphil.jpg

barfy (harbl), Saturday, 25 April 2009 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/15modfo.jpg

THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18766

fantazy land (harbl), Sunday, 10 May 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Dr Phil what was your most stormy extra-marital affair and have you had sex with Oprah

^ Z S on the internet here (Z S), Sunday, 10 May 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

dr. phil how is baltimore these days?

ricardos montalban (tehresa), Monday, 18 May 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

phil your ex-boyfriend told me your crotch is as bald as your head t/f

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Phil,
http://2020ok.com/img/6/10516.jpg
?
thanks,

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

phil why does a banana peel turn brown so quickly after you eat the banana?

man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

phil how do i make a good first impression on kanye w/o making it too obvious that i have a crush on him?

man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

his answer to the banana question will answer the kanye question ibet

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

he never answers

man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

phil how is that kebab place should i go today y/n

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

(don't) Ask Dr. Phil
bcz he'll break u heart

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

# A drunk driving fatality happens approximately every 40 minutes. Get pertinent info so you know when you've tossed back too many. Tune in!about 3 hours ago from web

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

how DO i know when i've tossed back too many? please help!

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

dr. pill?
dr. shill?

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

dude what the hell

R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

"a girl"

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

what's the answer

Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

#teenscruised

R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

I wish Dr Phil's show was co-hosted with Schopenhauer and the two would argue about whether the guests should "get real and take charge of their lives" or find solace in the fact that things aren't fair, they never asked to be born, it isn't their fault, and it will all be over soon.

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

what's the answer

― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 11:14 AM

http://bit.ly/16MmoCG

markers, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

I wish Dr Phil's show was co-hosted with Schopenhauer and the two would argue about whether the guests should "get real and take charge of their lives" or find solace in the fact that things aren't fair, they never asked to be born, it isn't their fault, and it will all be over soon.

Think Walker Percy did something like this once.

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

Another Phil, Donahue, vs. John Calvin iirc

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

"did--did you say that...the--the hos are laughin?"

"yup"

"so the audience are a buncha hos"

schrute dwyte (unregistered), Monday, 6 February 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link


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