Sigh, life.
-- Confounded, Thursday, February 21, 2008 3:03 AM
― am0n, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/0906_tv_01_drphil1.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1255/drphilrh1.jpg
― Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
how can a person feel good again with ptsd anxity depression anger hate guilt and shame i was sexually abused as a child and as an addddult
― goaty (harbl), Friday, 3 April 2009 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link
dr. phil how to i get over my cripping sense of shame
― ulne, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link
how do i know if i'm gay
― goaty (harbl), Friday, 3 April 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link
is it ok to date 2nd cousin
― paul yarboro, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
how can i be gay?
― andy, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Why does that guy keep looking at me? I was looking over his shoulder a minute ago at the croissants on the counter, but he thought I was staring at him. So he gave me this angry look, like "why are you staring at me?" In response I made a really obvious adjustment to my sitting position, making it clear that I was in fact looking OVER his shoulder at the croissants. Then this guy snaps his newspaper really loudly and rolls his eyes, as if I did something wrong. I couldn't believe the nerve of the guy - I admit I made a mistake at this point - so I stared him down for a bit. He ignored it for a while, but then we made eye contact again. This time I looked straight at him, unblinking. He lowered his paper a bit and said "....what?" I told him the truth: "Last time I was looking at the croissants. This time I'm looking at you." And now he won't stop looking at me. What do I do Dr. Phil?
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
how do i tell him i love him
― sexy_1, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
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― Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Question: can any Jehovah Witnesses be down with Dr. Phil?
― a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link
This Dr. Phil thread would be awesome if Dr. Phil ever responded
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link
i bet it's not even the real Dr. Phil
― goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link
b-b-but that's the real Dr. Phil in the photo, isn't it?
― a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Harbl, IT'S THE REAL DR. PHIL. Look at the username.
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link
ok maybe
unregistered you can only ask questions if you are a registered user. also are you a jhvh witness?
― goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
1. my jhvh question was an oh-so-witty Gravediggaz reference, y'see.
2. click on my profile & you'll see that I'm just a registered user posing as an unregistered user. that's THE ONLY WAY you can tell me apart from all the Geetika Pants and Munazzir Hashmis of the world.
3. I'm not a JW, and I've never even seen one at my door. my old congregationalist church still sends me a newsletter every month, so technically they still own my soul.
― a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link
yes i can tell you are a registered user that's how i can yellow card and suggest ban you
― goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
dr. phil, was that a dis?
― ulne, Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link
hi jergins
― Dr. Phil, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
― a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link
― Dr. Phil, Saturday, 4 April 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link
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― wilter, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link
thinkin baout signing all of my posts w/ dat pic. how long b4 bannage takes place
― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link
lol its the smuggest photo i've ever seen <3<3
― wilter, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link
aint nothing but a gangsta party
― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Dr. Phil has galvanized millions of people to 'get real.'
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link
billions
― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link
it's only billions if you count the octuplets, you big padder.
― estela, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link
she will not go with me to the culb
― one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 16 April 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link
galvanize me to "get real"
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Thursday, 16 April 2009 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link
did Dr. Phil go to school with Dr Morbius
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link
they roomed together at Dr school
― j@gg3r th3 d@gg3r (stevie), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:06 (fourteen years ago) link
he never answershttp://jollypeople.com/files/2009/02/drphil.jpg
― barfy (harbl), Saturday, 25 April 2009 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i41.tinypic.com/15modfo.jpg
― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18766
― fantazy land (harbl), Sunday, 10 May 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Dr Phil what was your most stormy extra-marital affair and have you had sex with Oprah
― ^ Z S on the internet here (Z S), Sunday, 10 May 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
dr. phil how is baltimore these days?
― ricardos montalban (tehresa), Monday, 18 May 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
phil your ex-boyfriend told me your crotch is as bald as your head t/f
― friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Phil,http://2020ok.com/img/6/10516.jpg?thanks,
― friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
phil why does a banana peel turn brown so quickly after you eat the banana?
― man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link
phil how do i make a good first impression on kanye w/o making it too obvious that i have a crush on him?
― man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
his answer to the banana question will answer the kanye question ibet
― friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
he never answers
― man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
phil how is that kebab place should i go today y/n
― fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
(don't) Ask Dr. Philbcz he'll break u heart
― friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
# A drunk driving fatality happens approximately every 40 minutes. Get pertinent info so you know when you've tossed back too many. Tune in!about 3 hours ago from web
― fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
how DO i know when i've tossed back too many? please help!
― fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link
dr. pill?dr. shill?
― friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
dude what the hell
― R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/KateAurthur/status/369980706392260608/photo/1
― R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
"a girl"
― Treeship, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
what's the answer
― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
#teenscruised
― R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
I wish Dr Phil's show was co-hosted with Schopenhauer and the two would argue about whether the guests should "get real and take charge of their lives" or find solace in the fact that things aren't fair, they never asked to be born, it isn't their fault, and it will all be over soon.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
what's the answer― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 11:14 AM
― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 11:14 AM
http://bit.ly/16MmoCG
― markers, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
Another Phil, Donahue, vs. John Calvin iirc
― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
"did--did you say that...the--the hos are laughin?"
"yup"
"so the audience are a buncha hos"
― schrute dwyte (unregistered), Monday, 6 February 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link